Hotel Splendide

Hotel Splendide

The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only accessible by ferry. The spa program consists of feeding the guests seaweed and eel-based meals, then administering liberal colonic irrigation. The spa is run by the family matriarch Dame Blanche until her death. Things continue on with her children running the resort until Kath, the resort's former sous chef and love interest of one of the sons, comes back to the island unannounced. Stranded between monthly ferries, she is a catalyst for a series of events that turns life as it is known at Hotel Splendide on its ear.

Cast for Hotel Splendide...

Daniel Craig
Ronald Blanche
Katrin Cartlidge
Cora Blanche
Stephen Tompkinson
Dezmond Blanche
Hugh O'Conor
Stanley Smith
Helen McCrory
Lorna Bull
Peter Vaughan
Morton Blanche
Joerg Stadler
Sergei Gorgomov
Claire Cathcart
Lorraine Bull
Toby Jones
Kitchen boy
Nadine Leonard
Chambermaid
Len Hibberd
Fisherman
Imogen Claire
Image & Voice of Mrs Blanche
Stanley Kaye
Mr. Lyme
Patrick Bloomfield
Patrick Colonic
Ruby Buchanan
Ruby Colonic
David da Silva
David da Gigolo
Dorothy Feakins
Dorothy Teenage
Norman Feakins
Norman Teenage
Karen Schneider
Karen Thin
Salo Gardner
Salo Thin
Bruce Graham
Master Bruce Dysfunctional
Geoff Evans
Mr. Geoff Dysfunctional
Cicely Blalock
Mrs. Cicely Dysfunctional