A mockumentary about the rise and fall of Hollywood's life coach to the stars.

An abused child is offered escape by some mysterious strangers who may or may not know where missing children truly disappear to.

Orphaned after her parents are killed in an accident, Goldilocks is sent to live with her Uncle Hal in the country. Meanwhile, Uncle Hal, an eco-friendly engineer, discovers that greedy developers plan to destroy the wilderness around his home by building a ski resort.

Lance Hayward, a silent movie star, appears as various characters, killing quite a handful of unfortunates, using various weapons.

Tina Shepard, a telekinetic teenage girl, accidentally unchains Jason from his watery grave.