After inheriting the family mortuary, a pyrophobic mortician accidentally exposes hundreds of un-cremated bodies to toxic medical waste. As the corpses re-animate, the mortician's inheritance-seeking younger brother unexpectantly shows up, stumbling upon a full zombie outbreak!

The ancient spirit of Pocahontas returns to take grizzly revenge for the massacre of her people.

A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.