Putting together an awards show is a monumental task. Oscar, Emmy, Tony, Grammy, they've all had a lot of practice, and the result is a smooth-run, professional-looking program. But, the first show for each was probably a bit chaotic. This is the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO)'s first attempt at an awards show for the adult film industry. Chaos doesn't begin to describe it. Held in a showbar in West Hollywood on Valentine's Day, 1985, XRCO awarded fifteen "Heart-Ons" to actors, actresses, screenwriters, directors, theatrical films and direct-to-videos, and another three in an all-male category. An additional five Heart-Ons, with categories like "Lascivious Lesbian" and "Orgasmic Oral" went to participants in specific scenes.

A sorority house mother enters her girls in a mud-wrestling contest.

Good-looking but virginal "rockstar" teen Tommy (Michael Morgan) tries to score with some of the local high school girls. But a classmate's mom (Dame Joan Collins) decides to make a man out of him.

Annie Ample hosts this chapter in the long running video series from Kicker's Bar in Santa Monica, California, where women (including Michelle Bauer) try to ride a mechanical bull. Features nude centerfolds of female bodybuilder “Pillow” (Teresa Jean Bell) and "Bobby Beal" (aka Jewel Shepard), the EB Special Report “Topless at Twickers” with streaker Erica Roe, footage of Candy Samples at the 1984 Calgary Stampede, the world's first 3-D centerfold and more.