Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.

Working at a movie theater is fun, and that's why Mason, Dennis, and Gabe have done it for years. But, those years of neglecting the world outside the theater are finally catching up to them. Now, they have to make a decision: start on the long, hard path to maturity or stay at the theater, where they can avoid customers, screw with customers, and eat as much popcorn as they desire.

After being dumped and fired on the same day, Marie, a maid, gets a job cleaning up after an overworked businessman and the aggressively messy roommate he’s forgotten about, sending her into a surreal world of candy, insult comics, and pretend marriages.

Sal and Mel are the best lawn mowers in town. That is, until Drake moves in. With his sexy assistants, Drake begins to dismantle Sal and Mel's company and dreams.

After their father's death, the two oldest Stanton sons decide the best thing to do for their father, and the worst thing to do to their stepmother, is to kidnap their younger brother and dig up their father to take him home to Oklahoma.

Roark Comptons was once Hollywood's biggest agent. Now, he is nothing. He moves in with a deviant and has to start over by becoming a stand-up comedian. But along the way, love complicates things. Also, drugs, sex, drinking, and diamond thieves mess things up.