It’s 1964, and monsters, robots and aliens are not selling movie tickets anymore. Hollywood needs women, the more scantily clad, the better. So what’s a young, naive, socially awkward director to do?

Will Leia succumb to the darkside of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers, and much, much more in this adult parody of Episode IV: A New Hope.

Amy's boyfriend and fellow reporter Mark Gamble has been kidnapped by a drug smuggling biker gang. She seeks out the A-Team, because nobody else can help her.