A mockumentary about five arrogant overpaid homophobic racist ex-Manchester United players who had the chance to become heroes in 2010 - and failed spectacularly.

A filmmaker manipulates a struggling young actor, pushing their project into dangerous territory as they try to make the perfect film.

The worst cupid in Heaven's history is given an ultimatum: complete his next match or face damnation. Alan will need all his skill and a lot of coffee to discover the true meaning of love.

When English Mark surprises his American bride Holly with her dream honeymoon to Portugal she cant believe her luck. Mark goes to great trouble to organise everything for her. They arrive in Portugal to discover that the country is hosting a major international soccer tournament and that the English national team is playing! Whats more, the England team, and their raucous fans, seem to follow them everywhere. Soccer-loving Mark claims innocence - a complete coincidence - after all, what kind of man would lie to his new wife just to watch England play in a tournament?