Noah might have traveled for 40 days and nights in search of land, but did he ever wait 42 straight days and nights for a movie? Starwoids tells the stranger than fiction details of Star Wars fans (A.K.A. Starwoids) and their six week-line-waiting quest to see Episode I - The Phantom Menace on opening day.

Lingerie-clad girls turn into sex slaves when two chubby nerds create a program that controls their minds. Courtney is a cute, savvy college girl who hires a private Detective when her hot blonde best friend becomes a submissive doll who does anything her boyfriend wants. Courtney's sexy topless Holiday photo shoots are interrupted when her models are programmed to attack her. They all are in for even more trouble when a greedy psychologist and a mob boss who wants to control the world will stop at nothing to steal the mind-control program.

Princess Leia is captured and held hostage by the evil Imperial forces in their effort to take over the galactic Empire. Venturesome Luke Skywalker and dashing captain Han Solo team together with the loveable robot duo R2-D2 and C-3PO to rescue the beautiful princess and restore peace and justice in the Empire.