An out of work hitman finds employment as a janitor at the local elementary school.

Ellen Farnsby is a modern-day Scheherazade. And if she doesn't tell the story of a lifetime, someone else will be writing her obituary. She is kidnapped by Paige, a failed novelist with an ax to grind. Jeremy is a video store clerk whose one talent is fooling himself, and others, that he's an artist. He and a pop junkie of a detective named Lydecker are hunting for Ellen. Will Jeremy and Lydecker find Ellen before a vicious maniac edits her out of existence? Will Ellen write a brilliant novel or end up a tragic movie-of-the-week?

Young and ambitious reporter Burton Lapp takes on an assignment for a television show to track down the monsters of yesteryear such as Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, and the Bride of Frankenstein to find out where they are and what they've been up to. Will he live to tell the tale? Find out in "Night on Has Been Mountain."