70s horror movie heartthrob Nicky Nicks falters and leaves Hollywood only to join the masses in Las Vegas in a very unconventional and unlikely job. All of the horror movie greats are now dead - Hollywood needs Nicky again! Can two movie execs dangle a carrot in front of Nicky's nose and convince him to come back to Hollywood?

Gay guru and fading icon Malcolm wants to escape from Homo Heights town, which is ruled by drag queen and leader of gay mafia Maria Callous.