Come with us on a trip back in time to the video archives of classic adult movie entertainment. John Holmes became a legend in his own time; a wildly popular anomoly within the industry and among the general public. This video is a select collection of various scenes that typify the style and image Holmes portryed in his hayday. The footage is dated but the action isn't. It's bone crunching, ass slammin' and pussy hammerin' with a very big dick' at it's best!

This film is a hot one with one those endings that comes out of left field. A hippie couple is standing on a corner waiting for Burt. He shows up driving a battered station wagon. Cleo (Cindy Hopkins, aka Suzanne Fields) only has half the money, so Burt suggests that they work something out. They go back to Burt's pad and he suggests a trade: pussy for that work. "I hope that you're worth $20, baby." She bitches when he gets tough. "You broads are all alike," he says. "You like to get kicked around so you can go home with a clear conscience after giving up some pussy."

Pastries is a comedy-farce, coupled with explicit sexual experiences designed for erotic excitement and pleasure, with a cast of very beautiful people, all free of sexual inhibitions. They let it hang "up," as well as "out." Reality becomes fantasy and... fantasy becomes reality as one explicit sexual scene follows another.

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

A plotless succession of couplings comes with live sound and a dispassionate narrator who introduces each loop as a shining example of porno expertise circa 1970.

Suzanne is a sexy teenage hippie chick who arrives in the San Francisco Bay area and stays with a perverted older couple who teach her the ways of the flesh.

Four ribald short stories set in the Medieval age, each with a ribald bent. The tawdry tales involve a chastity belt, a man pretending to be deaf-mute to gain access to virgins in a convent school and an adulteress on death row who uses her charms to talk a magistrate out of her punishment.

Johnny Wadd investigates the attempted murder of a young woman and finds himself entangled with the enemy.

A pretty young teacher takes two of her female students on a road trip to observe nature in action. When her car breaks down, Miss Bodie and the two girls stop at a nearby farmhouse for help. They wind up getting more help than they were looking for.

Sandy Dempsey raincoater

This is like a documentary on the scandals in the Golden Age of Hollywood during the 1920's. Contains many reenactments of major scandals.

Four women in a wagon are on their way to service the miners at Box Canyon. They get attacked by bandits and are rescued by the miners. The women show their appreciation.

It concerns Mr. Zeno, sent to save the planet Love, with just 24 hours alloted for him to complete his mission. Wearing a cheap fish-head makeup job, he fetches specimens from Earth to reproduce with his own people.

The Maharajah is joined by his trusty dwarf guard as they delve into his harem of dancing girls. When intruders stumble upon his desert palace they're punishment is swift, they must join in.

A fake documentary about the early adult film industry.

Some Green Peacers go into the woods to celebrate nature; then Bigfoot shows up and rapes them.

A "white-coater" documentary about sex, set on a university campus, scripted by Edward D. Wood, Jr.

The detective fields a phone call from a mysterious femme fatale, who reports the presence of a rigid stiff floating in her swimming pool.

From couch-test casting to blocking a blowjob, it's everything you'll ever need to know about the adult film business - and so much more!

Experienced artist Sketch gathers several young girls in his apartment who wants him to draw their portraits. Something goes wrong, dissatisfied girls begins to pester ask him to have sex with them.

A motorcyclist picks up a college girl who is arguing with her boyfriend. He drags her back to his pad, where his roommate is making it with two women at once. Seeing the new arrival, however, the stud jumps up and wrestles his buddy!

Fan favorite Suzanne Fields tells stories of her earliest sexual experiences.

Ex-con Harry Udo takes revenge against the family of the cop that put him away.

A detective is on the trail of the Zodiac, a serial rapist who has been taunting him with rhyming clues and riddles.

In this hardcore parody of "Dragnet", two vice detectives roam the city looking for prostitutes. Only instead of arresting them, the cops have sex with them. One day they hit the "jackpot" when they discover a brothel.

The hotel manager has a close eye on the maid, and the guests ...

Determined to build the perfect female specimen, Dr. Dildo kidnaps women and kills them so he can reconstruct them to his liking. When they are perfect, he breathes new life into them through sex.