Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo

Born: January 6, 1979
in Hidalgo, Texas, USA
Cristela Alonzo is an American stand-up comedian, actress, writer and producer, who created and starred in the ABC sitcom Cristela. She is the first Mexican American woman to create, produce, write, and star in her own US network show.

Movies for Cristela Alonzo...

Title: Cars on the Road
Character: Cruz Ramirez (voice)
Released: September 8, 2022
Type: TV
Lightning McQueen and his best friend Mater head east from Radiator Springs on a cross-country road trip to meet up with Mater’s sister.
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Cristela Alonzo: Middle Classy
Title: Cristela Alonzo: Middle Classy
Character: self
Released: June 28, 2022
Type: Movie
In the follow up to her 2016 comedy special, Lower Classy, Cristela Alonzo is back for her second Netflix comedy special, Middle Classy. With more money and a smile big enough to show off her hard earned new teeth, Cristela is living the American Dream. She hilariously shares the joys of aging in her forties, her first ever experience with a gyno, and the importance of family.
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Jane Fonda & Lily Tomlin: Ladies Night Live
Title: Jane Fonda & Lily Tomlin: Ladies Night Live
Character: Self
Released: June 14, 2022
Type: Movie
Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin host an iconic celebration of women in comedy with stand-up sets from Cristela Alonzo, Margaret Cho, Michelle Buteau and more.
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Coast
Title: Coast
Character: Debora Avila
Released: April 8, 2022
Type: Movie
Desperate to escape the trappings of her small coastal farming town, 16-year-old Abby falls for the lead singer of a touring rock band and must decide whether or not to leave her family and friends behind. With live music performances and an exciting ensemble cast, COAST is about female friendships, finding your truth, and letting the music take you home.
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Title: Legends of the Hidden Temple
Character: Self - Host
Released: October 10, 2021
Type: TV
This supersized, adult version of the beloved '90s competition series preserves many elements from the original, but this time around, the entire show is taken out of the studio and scaled up with tougher challenges. Every episode is a hero's journey through a mysterious jungle, where five teams begin the journey, but only one is skilled enough to enter the ominous temple, avoid the dreaded temple guards, retrieve a lost treasure and return it to its rightful owner.
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Growing Fangs
Title: Growing Fangs
Character: Lupe Garcia
Released: May 28, 2021
Type: Movie
Val Garcia, a Mexican-American teen who is half human/half vampire, has had to keep her identity a secret from both worlds. But when her human best friend shows up at her monster-infested school, she has to confront her truth, her identity, and herself.
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Title: The Upshaws
Character: Anna Garcia
Released: May 12, 2021
Type: TV
Bennie Upshaw, the head of a Black working class family in Indianapolis, is a charming, well-intentioned mechanic and lifelong mess just trying his best to step up and care for his family and tolerate his sardonic sister-in-law, all without a blueprint for success.
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Title: Inside Pixar
Character: Narrator (voice)
Released: November 13, 2020
Type: TV
This documentary series of personal and cinematic stories that provide an inside look into the people, artistry, and culture of Pixar Animation Studios.
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VOMO: Vote or Miss Out
Title: VOMO: Vote or Miss Out
Character: Self
Released: September 14, 2020
Type: Movie
Some of the biggest names in comedy and music come together for a nonpartisan comedy special event to provide information on voting so that every voter has the knowledge and incentive to participate in the 2020 fall US election.
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Title: His Dark Materials
Character: Hester (voice)
Released: November 3, 2019
Type: TV
Lyra is an orphan who lives in a parallel universe in which science, theology, and magic are intertwined. Her search for a kidnapped friend uncovers a sinister plot involving stolen children and turns into a quest to understand a mysterious phenomenon called Dust. She is later joined on her journey by Will, a boy who possesses a knife that can cut windows between worlds. As she learns the truth about her parents and her prophesied destiny, the two young people are caught up in a war against celestial powers that ranges across many worlds.
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Title: The Casagrandes
Character: Camila (voice)
Released: October 14, 2019
Type: TV
The Casagrandes tells the story of Ronnie Anne, an independent, adventurous, 11-year-old who explores city life with her big, loving, multi-generational Mexican-American family.
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The Laundromat
Title: The Laundromat
Character: Special Agent Kilmer
Released: September 27, 2019
Type: Movie
When her idyllic vacation takes an unthinkable turn, Ellen Martin begins investigating a fake insurance policy, only to find herself down a rabbit hole of questionable dealings that can be linked to a Panama City law firm and its vested interest in helping the world's wealthiest citizens amass larger fortunes.
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Title: Lights Out with David Spade
Character: Self - Panelist
Released: July 29, 2019
Type: TV
Specializing in celebrities, entertainment and all things apolitical, comedy legend David Spade and a panel of his comedian friends are at the roundtable and in the field to help break down the biggest headlines of the day.
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Title: 25 Words or Less
Released: August 6, 2018
Type: TV
Hosted by Meredith Vieira, two teams of celebrities and civilians face off in a fast paced word game with a top prize of $10,000.
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That's Harassment
Title: That's Harassment
Character: Costumer Dresser
Released: January 26, 2018
Type: Movie
This film is a series of six short films that depicts six different cases of sexual harassment in the workplace, all based on real events.
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Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool
Title: Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool
Character: Cruz Ramirez (voice)
Released: October 24, 2017
Type: Movie
Enjoy blindsided testimonials from the Crazy 8's, touting the transformative impact Miss Fritter's Racing School has had in reshaping the direction of their lives.
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Cars 3
Title: Cars 3
Character: Cruz Ramirez (voice)
Released: June 15, 2017
Type: Movie
Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician with her own plan to win, inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet, and a few unexpected turns. Proving that #95 isn't through yet will test the heart of a champion on Piston Cup Racing’s biggest stage!
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Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy
Title: Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy
Character: Herself
Released: January 24, 2017
Type: Movie
The irrepressible Alonzo skewers Latino stereotypes, pricey luxuries and her mother's tough-love parenting in a night of sly and infectious comedy.
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Habla y vota
Title: Habla y vota
Character: Herself
Released: September 16, 2016
Type: Movie
A one-hour, non-partisan program in English and Spanish encouraging Latinos to vote. It features inspiring stories of leading Latino celebrities and media personalities such as María Celeste Arrarás, Prince Royce, Jorge Ramos and Adrienne Bailon, who are on a mission to make the voice of the Latino community heard in 2016.
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The Angry Birds Movie
Title: The Angry Birds Movie
Character: Shirley the Old Lady Bird (voice)
Released: May 11, 2016
Type: Movie
An island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds or almost entirely. In this paradise, Red, a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck, and the volatile Bomb have always been outsiders. But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it’s up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to.
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Lewis Black & Friends - A Night to Let Freedom Laugh (Live in Washington D.C.)
Title: Lewis Black & Friends - A Night to Let Freedom Laugh (Live in Washington D.C.)
Character: Self
Released: April 16, 2015
Type: Movie
Lewis Black hosts a night of stand-up comedy live from the Warner Theatre in D.C. to celebrate the Bill of Rights.
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Title: Cristela
Character: Cristela Hernandez
Released: October 10, 2014
Type: TV
In her sixth year of law school, Cristela is finally on the brink of landing her first big (unpaid) internship at a prestigious law firm. The only problem is that her pursuit of success is more ambitious than her traditional Mexican-American family thinks is appropriate.
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Title: @midnight with Chris Hardwick
Character: Self
Released: October 21, 2013
Type: TV
Chris Hardwick will lead three celebrity contestants down the ultimate internet wormhole. Culling from the darkest recesses of social media, they will compete to determine who has the funniest take on the day's pop culture.
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Title: Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution
Character: Herself
Released: October 6, 2011
Type: TV
It's a comedy revolution -- unite in uproarious laughter with the "fluffy" comic in the Hawaiian shirt! Filmed at the Stand Up Live club in Phoenix, this series features Gabriel Iglesias and a bunch of his funny comedian friends performing routines, plus music from Grammy Award winners Ozomatli, the house band. Iglesias begins each episode with a set of all-new material before introducing a guest comic, some of whom include Cristela Alonzo, Tommy Chunn, Noe Gonzalez, Maz Jobrani, Rudy Moreno, Carlos Oscar, Paul Varghese and Thea Vidale. Martin Moreno is the show announcer and guest commentator.
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Legally Brown
Title: Legally Brown
Character: Self
Released: May 26, 2011
Type: Movie
Legally Brown brings together for one night the funniest headline comedians who just happen to share one common threat, the color of their skin and their perspective on what that means in a post 911 world. Hosted by Tony Plana (ugly Betty) and starring, Alex Reymundo (Latin Kings of Comedy) Jerry Bednob, (Kumar go to white castle) Cristela Alonzo (Last Comic Standing runner up) Willie Barcena (Comedy Central) Omar Elba (Egyptian Born) and Border Patrol Agent Bubba Gomez (Rick Najera) poke fun at stereo types and the Arizona immigration law and prove that once and for all funny is truly funny no matter what color or religion you are.
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She Gets It from Me
Title: She Gets It from Me
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: Movie
When the teenage adoptive daughter of two hyper-devoted gay parents seeks a relationship with her nonjudgmental birth mother, they explore the complications and joys of uniting their big, loud, multi-ethnic families.