Michael Kallio

Michael Kallio

Movies for Michael Kallio...

Bloody Bridget
Title: Bloody Bridget
Character: Homeless Guy
Released: April 22, 2023
Type: Movie
Voodoo deity transforms burlesque dancer into a "Valentine Vampire." Blood only whets her appetite--she must eat her victim's beating hearts. A bloody fun horror/comedy by director Richard Elfman, music by Danny Elfman and Ego Plum.
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The Once and Future Smash
Title: The Once and Future Smash
Character: Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth
Released: August 29, 2022
Type: Movie
In 1970, Mikey and William both portrayed football cannibal Smash-Mouth in the influential cult hit, End Zone 2. Now, 50 years later, only one can wear the mask.
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The Scout
Title: The Scout
Character: Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)
Released: March 14, 2022
Type: Movie
An independent film crew on a group location scout are attacked by a mysterious masked killer, who appears "hell-bent" on murdering them one by one.
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I Thought His Name Was Blarche
Title: I Thought His Name Was Blarche
Character: A child's toy that drives adults to madness
Released: December 9, 2021
Type: Movie
A woman and her questionable veterinarian search across dimensions to kill God in order to save Blanche the dog.
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The Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. Jenkins
Title: The Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. Jenkins
Character: Self
Released: September 4, 2021
Type: Movie
Determined to create the ultimate pandemic film, Stephen (who apparently has never heard of an exquisite corpse) brings a team of filmmakers together, believing he has created a brand new genre of filmmaking, they recruit 20 of their friends to each shoot a segment of the film. A lot goes wrong! Michael convinces the team he can program an AI better than Amazon. Bob wasn't invited. Kate has regrets.
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Antisocial Behavior
Title: Antisocial Behavior
Character: Irate Dog Owner
Released: January 17, 2014
Type: Movie
How far would you go to confront the demons of your past? After twenty-something Joe plays a seemingly innocent drinking game at a party, he suffers a sudden violent blackout that awakens something sinister within. Much to his horror, they become more frequent in the coming days and bring with them visions of mind-numbing terror. As Joe questions his diminishing sanity, he is met with increasing physical pain that spawns balls of bloodstained flesh from his very body. He must trace his forgotten childhood to learn the savage truth that left him in an orphanage and why now it has returned to haunt him.
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Mutant Swinger From Mars
Title: Mutant Swinger From Mars
Character: Dr. Hypnotic-O / Ghost Grabber #2
Released: June 25, 2009
Type: Movie
A "long lost sci-fi film" from the 50's, finally, has been recovered! Martians from Mars come to Earth for it's most valuable resource,.. women! It's up to Rusty Rave to stop them.
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Heart of Dorkness: Behind the Scenes of 'My Name Is Bruce'
Title: Heart of Dorkness: Behind the Scenes of 'My Name Is Bruce'
Character: Self
Released: January 1, 2009
Type: Movie
A tongue in cheek look behind-the-scenes of My Name is Bruce.
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My Name Is Bruce
Title: My Name Is Bruce
Character: Hack Director / Annoyed Townie
Released: October 1, 2007
Type: Movie
B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.
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The Texas Chainsaw Manicure
Title: The Texas Chainsaw Manicure
Released: June 23, 2007
Type: Movie
A movie so horrible you'll crap someone else's pants.
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Hatred Of A Minute
Title: Hatred Of A Minute
Character: Eric Seaver
Released: February 25, 2002
Type: Movie
A tragic love story/psychlogical thriller, Hatred of a Minute, is the story of a medical transcriptionist that becomes a serial killer because of his physically and mentally abusive past. His mind spirals out of control as a war between good and evil; right and wrong unfold in front of his eyes in the form of personal angels and demons.
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Survive!
Title: Survive!
Character: Cameraman #1 (Mike)
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: Movie
A social satire/horror film,.. "Survive!" is about a reality show called "Surivival of the Fittest" in which contestants live in the wilderness off their know how alone. When the players start being killed mysteriously, they begin to suspect one of their own. With 5 million dollars at stake, they must learn to trust one another or fend for themselves to stay alive,.. But, when the network learns of the murders,.. all they can think of is the show must go on. The show does,.. LIVE!
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The Skeptic
Title: The Skeptic
Character: The Skeptic
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: Movie
This short film was devised by Michael Kallio during Bruce Campbell's Brucefest held at The Stanley Hotel the first weekend of December 2022. It was a last ditch effort to shoot something for Just Scare Me, a "dare-ya-to-make-a-short-horror-film" challenge, when the initial idea Michael Kallio had was put on the back burner.