When a new recruit joins the Union of Evil, he is assigned to a motley crew of blue-collar workers led by fallen henchmen Hank. But when “The Kid” accidentally steals the ultimate weapon, Hank must break his “risk nothing” code to save the boy he’s befriended, even if it means becoming the one thing he has always avoided… being a hero.

Scorned by monster girls and unable to get a hook up for the New Years Eve monster dance, Vlad accepts Dr. Shcherbatova's "invite" to participate in the James A. Meredith middle school talk show production "BOYS TALK GIRLS". Dragging Frankie and Gunnar along, Vlad's vanity sinks the bros into a lame talk-show filled with soul bearing emotions, facial makeovers and the dreaded New Years Eve human kiss! Will Vlad choose his friends over being right? Will Frankie kiss a human girl on a live televised event?