Witness a day in the life of Gretchen, a troubled woman on a quest for love.

Chyna Parks, an 11 year old musical prodigy, gets into a gifted program called Advanced Natural Talents at the local high school. Along with her fellow elementary school-aged 'ANTs', she must navigate the halls of a new school of older kids who are not particularly fond of grade-skipping newbies.

Three nerds turn a nativity scene into a LARP battle; sacrilege ensues.