Matt Meister

Matt Meister

Movies for Matt Meister...

Burning Rubber
Title: Burning Rubber
Released: September 30, 2009
Type: Movie
Burning Rubber is a provocative re-framing of burnouts and rural car culture - a filmmaker's search for meaning in a disregarded and often maligned form of self-expression. Based primarily in rural Nova Scotia, Burning Rubber weaves a predominantly male car culture together with artists and the curiosity of outsiders, stimulating larger questions about identity, creativity, gender, freedom, and how we decide what is valued and given meaning as art.
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Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Title: Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
Character: The Meistro
Released: July 21, 2005
Type: Movie
H and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
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Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
Title: Filthy McNastiest: Apocalypse F.!
Character: Diamond Dave (as Matt Puckerchord)
Released: June 19, 2005
Type: Movie
FILTHY McNASTIEST goes beyond the previous films and introduces D'artagnan, who proves that the female is indeed the deadliest of the species! She grants Clavell's desire to satisfy his lover in one area where he's coming up "short" with hilariously over-the-top consequences!
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Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Title: Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
Character: Lydia
Released: April 1, 2005
Type: Movie
Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for life who are all about having the "good times" until one fateful night when their good times turn into nightmares due to playing with a oujia board. Two busty grim reapers tell the trio they have released the evil ghoul Killer Kellerman, who when alive was a child molester and psycho killer and all around nasty man ...and now he is back to rape more supple young asses. The trio must find a way to send the evil Kellerman back to hell. Check your noggins at the door folks as you are about to be thrust into a world of insane comedy, gore, sex charged romance, witches, big-boobed grim reapers, high school bullies, puppets, rap-off's, 80's music and be forced to ACCEPT this tomfoolery.
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Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
Title: Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape!
Character: The Meistro
Released: March 22, 2005
Type: Movie
Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.
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Blood Trim: The Bleeding
Title: Blood Trim: The Bleeding
Character: Geoffrey
Released: September 3, 2004
Type: Movie
Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's right, this villain LOVES him some pussy plasma. When Geoffrey and his brood of sexy hoes unwittingly unleash the spirit of Desmond, the part-tay heats up in a menagerie of death and Jamaican Fury. Spit seed as you witness scantily clad women run willy nilly around your hearts and tug at your nut strings. Dance the death dance as you find out what happens when five school chums, a talking vagina and Michael Jackson have to stop a rampaging fiend, hell bent on sipping the women folk dry and ruling the world with a rasta filled fist. Take heed, foolish mortals. Nothing can prepare you for such terror and cheese. Strap yourselves in for an explosive ride through your own dementia. This IS Blood Trim.
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Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Title: Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
Character: The Meistro
Released: August 27, 2004
Type: Movie
Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen from far, far away. Heather and everyone else for that matter seem to think that this strange "vixen" is not to be trusted. As soon as the murders start, Heather along with her friends Shemp and The Meistro begin an investigation in order to bring this so called "venus" to light.
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Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
Title: Bloody Giblets: The Legend of Lady Vandalay
Character: Geoffrey
Released: December 2, 2003
Type: Movie
In Bloody Giblets, join Teen-Ape and friends for a time traveling erotic adventure, battling evil and fighting for the American Way.