Celebrates and lampoons the televised Halloween specials of yore in a series of slaptastic sketches in the most nonsensical and cheapest ways possible.

Duke has always wondered about his purpose in life. Who he was, what he was meant to do. He just found out that he's a father. At the same time, those who created Duke years ago have found him. Now Duke has to deal with fatherhood AND dark magic wielding Nazis.

Steve and Ray are trapped in a cursed forest known as the Lenzi Forest. It is full of evil and Demons. Hazmat soldiers are led by a ruthless Major to destroy the evil and send it back to hell.

Jesus is kicked out of Heaven for being a homosexual, stripped of his powers and cast down to Earth as punishment. He suffers a mental breakdown and creates an alter ego as a wizard. After an altercation, an Atheist jerk, a poor guy down on his luck, and a woman with a strange religious fetish discover his true identity. They ultimately decide to try and help Jesus get his powers back, but not without catching the attention of some maniacal protesters in town.

Two women working for an advertising firm have to come up with a campaign for a new video game.

Dick and Suzy become infected with an unknown virus. They soon discover that they have a new found taste for blood. The problem is, they only seem to be able to suck blood out of their victims crotches.

A group of horror fans find themselves unwilling participants in a nightmarish role playing game that pays homage to a classic horror film.