Newscaster Guy Smith hosts "MSNBC 24 Disaster Watch & Survival News Channel, reporting on a seemingly endless montage of disasters and terrorist attacks cobbled together from movie footage, all the while attempting to assure the spectator that the U.S. will be victorious against all opposers. As the world devolves into chaos, Smith increasingly loses control and himself, and the broadcast begins to consume him in glitches and static.

A professional chorus line dancer is about to learn that his days of playing around with women’s hearts is headed to an abrupt end.

Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.