A cell phone is with a girl for three and a half years and is dissatisfied with the girl's stubborn personality and oversleeping. Still, it likes the girl. One day, the girl meets a college student working at a bookstore. The cell phone gets jealous of her new companion begins to feel increasingly alienated.

Couples split up after a comment at an LA dinner party sets up arguments about how truthful partners are in their relationships.

Advertising executive Nick Beame learns that his wife is sleeping with his employer. In a state of despair, he encounters a bumbling thief whose attempted carjacking goes awry when Nick takes him on an involuntary joyride. Soon the betrayed businessman and the incompetent crook strike up a partnership and develop a robbery-revenge scheme. But it turns out that some other criminals in the area don't appreciate the competition.