Ted Parker

Ted Parker

Born: July 27, 1970
in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, USA

Movies for Ted Parker...

Title: Moonbase 8
Character: Darren
Released: November 8, 2020
Type: TV
In the isolated desert of Winslow, Arizona at NASA’s Moon Base Simulator, three eager astronauts—Skip, Rook and their leader Cap—attempt to qualify for their first lunar mission. They encounter many obstacles including loneliness, self-doubt and their own incompetence. In spite of it all, they remain determined to prove they have the right stuff to reach the moon.
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#Shakespeare's Shitstorm
Title: #Shakespeare's Shitstorm
Character: Protester in the 80's
Released: August 20, 2020
Type: Movie
Mad scientist Prospero runs away with his blind daughter Miranda to Tromaville, hiding from evil pharmaceutical execs, including his own sister Antoinette who ruined his career after he found the cure against opioid addiction. With the help of a handicapped crack-whore, he releases a massive amount of laxative to whales, while his enemies are on a cruise ship to North Korea. A humongous shitstorm washes the boat away and brings them to Tromaville, where Prospero can now fully realize his ultimate vengeance.
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Jesus H. Zombie
Title: Jesus H. Zombie
Character: Jesus Christ
Released: August 8, 2006
Type: Movie
The horrific fight to the death thriller keeps your knees on edge, with its grassy sense of humor and its lack of chicken feet. This movie portrays a man on a mission to defeat the beast in the ultimate sacrifice of his favorite chicken dinner.