The tale of a down-on-his-luck freeze-dried-pet-salesman and his journey to become the first-ever-cyber-evangelist.

Wild and unpredictable events shake up the life of Aaron, who, before being stung by a scorpion and kidnapped, was a simple wage slave. Now, he's immersed in a strange adventure that will find him seduced by a coworker and assaulted by a gang of elderly women… and that's just the start of his trials and tribulations!

Two college buddies find each other several years after graduation. One is successful, the other one sleeps in an alley. They spend one evening re-establishing old bonds, but bit by bit, it becomes apparent that the encounter wasn't casual or their interests innocent at all.

To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find - an Army private and a prostitute - and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they're the smartest people around.