Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!

Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain within the Russian Secret Service, travels to America to encounter our “capitalistic techniques”. Exactly what better location than at a whorehouse? He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked from the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired manager associated with Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch exactly where Boris is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos.

Open and uninhibited Mary convinces her uptight goody-goody two shoes best friend Melody to loosen up and dive into an exciting and eye-opening new world of unbridled sexual experimentation.

Meet Stanley Jones. Stanley lands a job as a hapless rent collector for Mr. Watson. Warned by Watson about those collectors who failed before him, Stanley sets out on a path doomed to failure. At each door he's seduced by another tenant bent on satisfying her insatiable lust!