In this all-male take on Dynasty, super-rich superstud Steven Harrington does it all — with everyone from the hung stableboy to the rich Dallas businessman who proves that everything in Texas is big, indeed!

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!