When a humanoid sea creature washes up in Terry's bleak life they quickly develop feelings for each other - But can Man love Fish, and will Terry's older criminal brother get his hands on the creature before Terry can decide how he feels?

A downtrodden caretaker with pony PTSD is blackmailed by a gang of 12 year old mean girls after they discover he has taken an interest in their precious after school sport - hobby horsing.

An anthology of darkly comic twisted tales, each one taking place behind a door marked 'number 9'.