A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.

From the people who brought you National Lampoon's Animal House and National Lampoon's Van Wilder comes a hilariously twisted look at today's hottest television phenomenon...REALITY TELEVISION. It's a compiliation of outrageous reality show episodes that never aired, sent by producers and directos to National Lampoon in response to their call for submissions earlier this year.

This film tells the tale of young Wilma's romantic escapades with Christine, a woman from the "outside" world. Surrealistically set in the 1950s, the town of Eden is a place where the air is haunted with silence. Wilma has to choose whether to redeem herself in the eyes of her religiously obsessed brother James, her neurotic chain-smoking Mother, and her opprobrious Father, or escape Eden, a place where one can never feel quite clean enough.

The quality programming you've been waiting for! You'll laugh your guts out all over the floor... Contains; Scotty Opener, No Neck Joe, No Neck Joe II, Dumb-Big-Fat-Stupid Baby, Baby's New Formula, How To Make Love To A Woman, Rick The Dick In Tie-Died Dick, Schindler's Fist, Jurassic Fart, Dogpile, Horndog, Brian's Brain, The Cat -Cow And Beautiful Fish, Finger Food, Slaughter Day, Petey's Wake, Dogpile II, Oh-Crappy Day,Triassic Parking Lot, Spaghetti Snot, Chainsaw Bob In A Cult Classic, Stubbs, Lloyd's Lunchbox, Wrong Hole, Gun-Zipper-Snot, Empty Roll, Hut Sluts, Rick The Dick In Hospital Hell, Wastes Away, Phull Phrontal Phingers, The Birth Of Brian, Home Honey I'm High, Lloyd Loses His Lunch, Illusion Of Life, Lloyd's Lunchbox III.

This short animation details Brian's birth and the travails of his early life without the top of his head.