A psychiatrist poses as an ex-sorority sister to stop a slasher freed by a computer error.

After drug crops are sprayed with a chemical by a passing airplane, the growers of the crop are poisoned by the chemical and turn into zombie-like mutants.

Television programming takes it on the chin in this ribald spoof of the networks.

The story concerns the difficulties and reactions of Maddalena (Sophia Loren), an Italian visitor to New York City. She has come to the country carrying a huge mortadella sausage which she intends as a gift for her fiancé. But Customs do not allow processed meat to enter the U.S., so she is held at JFK airport...

A doctor and nurse sneak away for a kinky encounter, only to be interrupted by a cop... with a secret of his own.