Burlesque icons Luminous Pariah and Chris Harder star in this Tom of Finland inspired queer retelling of The Little Mermaid. A curious merman's life is forever changed after he saves a sailor from drowning in this sexy homage to Hans Christian Andersen, vintage homoerotica and the golden era of silent film. Part of an anthology series by Wes Hurley that includes Zolushka and Peter and the Wolf.

Disgraced former senator Mike Cauke is back—and this time, he’s out to pass anti-discrimination legislation as his CAUKEPAC turns red heat into blue balls. Are you ready to get poled for this all-important vote? TitanMen exclusives Matthew Bosch, Jesse Jackman and the rest learn how fun it is to get Cauke for FREE.

In these trying times, we need a real man with true family values to lead this nation. One that can make America gay, err, great again. Luckily there’s a new candidate that trumps all the others and has all the big poles rising…unless a torrid sex scandal makes him go down. Show America you want Cauke for President!