Vasya and Batya have lived in the village all their lives. But one not extinguished goby of the negligent Batya leaves his son and father on the street without money and a house. In desperation, they drive to the city and find the only place where they can be 24 hours a day - a fitness club. Now a rural couple will have to become their own in the world of smoothies and Pilates and show the locals what village fitness is. And, of course, find your love.

In search of former glory and money for a new collection, fashion designer Lansky finds a sponsor in the person of the wife of the criminal authority Gali. A self-confident girl comes to Moscow with a "faithful dog" Misha to cover up her husband's machinations with the Lansky brand. A fashion designer dreaming of shows in Paris is forced to work with an obscenely rich Sakhalin lady, completely devoid of taste.

Since childhood, Svetka Artyukhova was teased for being overweight, and she chose the best way to take revenge - she became a cop. Now no one dares to laugh at her. And the opera Artyukhova herself jokes only to scare the detainees. But on the instructions of her superiors, Svetka will have to go on a stand-up tour under the guise of an administrator in order to reveal the drug sales scheme. A person who never smiles will have to be the errand for those who make jokes. The case is under special control, there is little time, and anyone can be a criminal. Sveta gets down to business with her usual simplicity, assertiveness and without any jokes.

Returning to his small town, after the army, Sanya Kuchin is trying to integrate into a peaceful civilian life: he gets a job as a security guard in the convenience store "Dream", achieves the heart of his former classmate and ... fights with the bourgeoisie, slovenliness, drunkenness and indifference of the local inhabitants. But real life is not an army in which everything is arranged clearly according to the charter, and very soon Sana will have to understand this ...