Have you ever heard the expression "would you like a slap in the belly with a wet fish?" This film would probably make more sense if you had. Or maybe not...

Frank Hathaway, a hardboiled private investigator, and his rookie sidekick Lu Shakespeare form the unlikeliest of partnerships as they investigate the secrets of rural Warwickshire's residents.

After his life falls apart, FREDDIE decides he must turn to crime to survive. With no criminal knowledge he decides to hire Bainbridge, a professional crime coach.

A man finds himself in a pub where the laws of time and space don't exist.