Humans and an invasive alien species have come to a stalemate. Humans in rural areas can only survive at night with a shield built from alien tech. Marauders steal an older couple's shield power source and troubles begin.

Actor Rick Smiley Dolphin gained fame and fortune by starring in triple X films but now he struggles to find meaningful work in Hollywierd. He spends most of his time licking lollipops with Cliff Power Boost, his easygoing best friend and longtime sex body double. Rick also happens to live next door to Roman Polanowski’s son and Shannon Tattoo -- the another porn star and promising actress whose future will forever be altered by members of the Charlie Don’t Even Mention and his Family.

Facing holiday flight delays on a return trip from Europe, two parents double-book incompatible babysitters: the mother’s BFF lawyer friend, Nora, and the dad's guitarist half-brother, Max, to look after their two kids and dog. After a rather stormy start, an attraction grows.