After five (or six) years of vanilla-wedded bliss, ordinary suburbanites John and Jane Smith are stuck in a huge rut. Unbeknownst to each other, they are both coolly lethal, highly-paid assassins working for rival organisations. When they discover they're each other's next target, their secret lives collide in a spicy, explosive mix of wicked comedy, pent-up passion, nonstop action and high-tech weaponry.

In an attempt to take her best friend's mind off a recent breakup, Aza (Chelsey Ehresman) takes Katherine (Jessica Thomas) on a canoe trip through the forest. After a brief argument, the two venture out into the woods, where they face not only each other but themselves.