Ted Newsom

Ted Newsom

Born: December 3, 1952
Died: July 4, 2020
in Portland, Oregon, USA

Movies for Ted Newsom...

Frankenspy
Title: Frankenspy
Character: Newton (archive footage)
Released: October 5, 2023
Type: Movie
When a fellow operative who also happens to be a misunderstood genius revives her corpse and gives Jill a new lease on un-life, she vows to take down the international criminal organization that infiltrated her agency and gunned her down. But her reanimated body isn’t what it used to be, and Jill the Frankenspy will have to contend with erratic limbs and a rotting brain.
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Kiss of a Rose
Title: Kiss of a Rose
Character: Logan (archive footage)
Released: April 2, 2023
Type: Movie
After 300 years, a beauty is woken from a magical curse and marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect restoring her former castle, but immediately finds that there are several enemies plotting against her and her new chance at a happy life. Edited from "Sleeping Beauties".
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Sorority Sisters from Space
Title: Sorority Sisters from Space
Character: Prof. Finkleman (archive footage)
Released: March 2, 2023
Type: Movie
Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a UFO. They then plea and convince their alien captor to transform them into hot babes. The ladies then return to earth with mucho mating on their minds. Lock up your sons.
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Moon Maidens
Title: Moon Maidens
Character: Mr. Roberts (archive footage)
Released: February 2, 2023
Type: Movie
Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they learn the meaning of human sexuality.
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Night Train to Nowhere: Ted Newsom on Bernard Gordon
Title: Night Train to Nowhere: Ted Newsom on Bernard Gordon
Character: Himself
Released: January 1, 2019
Type: Movie
Filmmaker Ted Newsom discusses the career of Horror Express producer Bernard Gordon.
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Sleeping Beauties
Title: Sleeping Beauties
Character: Mr. Logan
Released: July 27, 2017
Type: Movie
Awakened from a curse after 400 years, Sleeping Beauty (Sarah Hunter) marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect who is working to restore the castle she once lived in, but finds there are enemies plotting against her. Giving in to her long pent-up sexual desires, Beauty cannot resist the lustful advances of both men and women and after 400 years, she's ready to explore everything and everyone!
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Cyborg Hookers
Title: Cyborg Hookers
Character: Dr. Isaacson
Released: January 24, 2016
Type: Movie
A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.
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It Was a Colossal Teenage Movie Machine: The AIP Story
Title: It Was a Colossal Teenage Movie Machine: The AIP Story
Character: Himself
Released: December 1, 2015
Type: Movie
Feature-length documentary about the early history of American International Pictures.
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Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Title: Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Character: Self - Filmmaker
Released: October 6, 2014
Type: Movie
A documentary about the rise and fall of the Cannon Film Group, the legendary independent film company helmed by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus.
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Sexy Warriors
Title: Sexy Warriors
Character: Morty
Released: April 22, 2014
Type: Movie
When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported from their primitive island in the Dark Ages to the modern world of Los Angeles. Lost in time they continue their campaign of combat as each seeks out the other in an attempt to settle their deadly score once and for all. Their desire to fight is only matched by their desire to conquer every new form of pleasure they encounter.
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Bonnie & Clyde: Justified
Title: Bonnie & Clyde: Justified
Character: Neal
Released: November 5, 2013
Type: Movie
In Depression-era America, Bonnie Parker met Clyde Barrow over a cup of hot chocolate, and it was love at first sight. Their violent courtship took them through bank robberies, prison and a multi-state crime spree, securing their place in history as one of America's most notorious couples
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Strippers from Another World
Title: Strippers from Another World
Character: Prof. Finkleman
Released: August 20, 2013
Type: Movie
When two nerdy college coeds, Erika Jordan and Krissy Lynn, wish upon a falling star they are whisked into outer space where an alien experiment transforms them into hot sexy space babes who return to Earth as strippers.
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The 9th Wonder of the World:  The Making of 'Gorgo'
Title: The 9th Wonder of the World: The Making of 'Gorgo'
Character: Self
Released: March 19, 2013
Type: Movie
Retrospective documentary on the making of Gorgo (1961).
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Auteur on the Campus: Jack Arnold at Universal!
Title: Auteur on the Campus: Jack Arnold at Universal!
Character: Self
Released: December 4, 2012
Type: Movie
A documentary about the career of director Jack Arnold at Universal-International Studios. (An early version of this film, only 20 minutes in length, was screened in 2012.)
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The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
Title: The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
Character: Tef
Released: March 3, 2012
Type: Movie
Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.
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Sexual Witchcraft
Title: Sexual Witchcraft
Character: Cooper
Released: October 18, 2011
Type: Movie
Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine Nguyen and her husband have irked the neighbors with their sexual sorcery. Holly Sampson has come down from sexual witch heaven to help Christine navigate the modern world. She imports Cleopatra for reasons that are too ridiculous to mention. It all ends with a lot of mediocre sex and a great ad campaign for Christine's husband. But I'm with Bauer. Her neighbors are bringing down property value in the softcore neighborhood.
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Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era
Title: Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era
Character: Himself
Released: May 5, 2011
Type: Movie
Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally" transitioned from models to B-movie actresses, coinciding with the major direct-to-video horror film boom of the era. Known as "The Terrifying Trio," Linnea Quigley (The Return of the Living Dead), Brinke Stevens (The Slumber Party Massacre) and Michelle Bauer (The Tomb), headlined upwards of ten films per year, fending off men in rubber monster suits, pubescent teenage boys, and deadly showers. They joined together in campy cult films like Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1988) and Nightmare Sisters (1987). They traveled all over the world, met President Reagan, and built mini-empires of trading cards, comic books, and model kits. Then it all came crashing down. This documentary remembers these actresses - and their most common collaborators - on how smart they were to play stupid
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Bikini Time Machine
Title: Bikini Time Machine
Character: Watergate
Released: March 15, 2011
Type: Movie
The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired because the dean thinks he's just a dirty old man; however, he gets a chance to use his invention for good.
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Twilight Vamps
Title: Twilight Vamps
Character: Detective Simpson
Released: December 19, 2010
Type: Movie
A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood in one of the sexiest night clubs around. With a gang of vampire strippers led by the lovely Tabitha it's a dusk-to-dawn marathon of sex, rock and roll, and more sex! Who will survive and what will left of them?
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Housewives from Another World
Title: Housewives from Another World
Character: Mr. Roberts
Released: May 6, 2010
Type: Movie
Heather Vandeven headlines this sexy sci-fi comedy about three beautiful housewives whose heavenly bodies get snatched by aliens attempting to prevent the launch of a deep-space satellite.
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Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Title: Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Character: Mr. Martin
Released: March 2, 2010
Type: Movie
Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!
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Bikini Frankenstein
Title: Bikini Frankenstein
Character: Professor Van Sloane
Released: January 18, 2010
Type: Movie
Convinced that the average male couldn't tell the difference between a living woman and a corpse, the nefarious Dr. Frankenstein creates an undead sex-kitten named Eve.
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Bikini Royale 2
Title: Bikini Royale 2
Character: Newton
Released: January 18, 2010
Type: Movie
When an enemy spy ring is discovered to be operating out of a Madame Zola's House of Tarts, Tanya X must go uncover to infiltrate to the gang using her sensuous and secretive talents.
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Bikini Royale
Title: Bikini Royale
Character: Newton
Released: July 1, 2008
Type: Movie
Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.
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Spider Stravinsky: The Cinema Sounds of Ronald Stein
Title: Spider Stravinsky: The Cinema Sounds of Ronald Stein
Character: Himself
Released: October 17, 2007
Type: Movie
The composer of ‘The Terror’ and ‘Attack of the 50 Foot Woman’ among others is remembered by Harlene Stein, Jack Hill, American Cinematheque’s Chris D. and others.
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Title: The Lair
Released: June 1, 2007
Type: TV
The Lair is an American gay-themed vampire television series produced by here! in 2007. The first season, consisting of six episodes, wrapped production in January of that year. The first two episodes premiered on June 1, 2007. Season 2, consisting of 9 episodes debuted on September 5, 2008. A third season of 13 episodes was announced in September 2008 and Colton Ford confirmed that filming took place in October and November 2008. Season 3 premiered September 4, 2009. All three seasons also currently air online at Gay.com.
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Bewitched Housewives
Title: Bewitched Housewives
Character: Brother Hopkins
Released: April 8, 2007
Type: Movie
In 1692 Salem an accused witch is rescued at the last moment by the Sisterhood of Witches and transported to the modern day where she assume the life of a Plain Jane suburban housewife. When the Witch Hunter is accidentally transported through time as well it becomes a game of Cat and Mouse.
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Title: American Misfits
Released: May 3, 2006
Type: TV
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Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet
Title: Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet
Character: Hobart
Released: January 1, 2006
Type: Movie
When the ladies who inhabit the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra need some top-grade male breeding stock, what else would they do besides don their bikinis and blast off for planet Earth? With men on their minds, two of Aquaterra's finest run into plenty of adventures as they search for Earth studs in director Nicholas Medina's erotic spoof starring Alexandre Boisvert, Evan Stone and Brad Bartram.
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The Naked Monster
Title: The Naked Monster
Character: Hospital Orderly
Released: April 22, 2005
Type: Movie
Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from these classic movies, some reprising their former roles, to help destroy a giant stop-motion monster that is threatening to destroy Los Angeles.
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Sapphire Girls
Title: Sapphire Girls
Character: Irish Priest
Released: October 14, 2003
Type: Movie
Once, Ruby, Crystal and Jade were on top of the world. Now they're desperate for a comeback. When a mysterious millionaire offers them a world tour, they jump at the chance. But there are a few strings attached, and soon these sexy sirens are in hot water. With the help of an undercover agent, they're about to prove that you don't toy with the Sapphire Girls.
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The Craven Cove Murders
Title: The Craven Cove Murders
Character: Risher
Released: October 11, 2002
Type: Movie
Lucas Swan, owner of a bed and breakfast, authored a book on a rash of murders a few years before. The murders begin anew, and when police refuse to listen, Swan sets out to kill the killer, only to learn afterward that he somehow survived.
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Witchouse II: Blood Coven
Title: Witchouse II: Blood Coven
Character: Knowledgable Man
Released: November 20, 1999
Type: Movie
When an old house in a small town is razed to make way for a shopping mall, the crew unearths four unmarked graves. A professor from a nearby university is asked to find out who the bodies are, but when she and her students arrive in town and begin to ask questions, they discover that no one wants to talk to them or help them in any way.
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A Passion to Kill
Title: A Passion to Kill
Character: Charles
Released: January 1, 1999
Type: Movie
Erotic thriller with sci-fi elements.
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Deadly Tales
Title: Deadly Tales
Character: 2nd DiCaprio Hitman
Released: January 1, 1998
Type: Movie
Three part horror anthology based on three short stories by H.G. Wells, Mary Shelley, and Rudyard Kipling.
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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
Title: Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
Character: Guard #1
Released: June 2, 1995
Type: Movie
Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret medical beauty enhancement program headed by Dr. Lindstrom. Desperate to win, Angel overdoses on Lindstrom's formula, with disastrous results. Soon she has grown to monstrous but shapely proportions, causing all sorts of complications, the most dangerous being Betty's jealousy of Angel's new-found attention. Betty discovers Angel's secret and takes the formula herself, causing her to grow into an equally gorgeous giant. As the girls battle it out on Hollywood Blvd., Dr. Lindstrom races to find an antidote.
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Inner Sanctum
Title: Inner Sanctum
Character: Sergeant Levy
Released: September 25, 1991
Type: Movie
A woman attempts suicide when she suspects her husband doesn't love her and is having an affair. Now she's wheelchair-bound, and her husband, who indeed doesn't love her and is having an affair, hires a private nurse to look after his wife. The nurse begins to suspect that she was hired because of unproven allegations that she murdered someone's wife in a similar situation, that the husband wants her to murder his wife.
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Dracula: A Cinematic Scrapbook
Title: Dracula: A Cinematic Scrapbook
Character: Narrator
Released: January 1, 1991
Type: Movie
A history of the famous vampire of books and movies, using film clips, previews and other methods.
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Shock Cinema: Volume Two
Title: Shock Cinema: Volume Two
Character: Self
Released: January 1, 1991
Type: Movie
Hour long documentary features interviews with filmmakers, actors and others who work low budget movies.
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Love in the Cards
Title: Love in the Cards
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: Movie
After a psychic falls from favor due to loss of his powers, he inherits a magic amulet that gets him into trouble for using it to control rich women.