In 19th Century France, a young Bram Stoker is captured by a man-hating, all-female cult of thong bikini wearers. Aided by flesh-eating rats, the warrior women raid the lairs of evil men and punish them. Our hero must decide between his wish to escape the dangerous cult and his love for one of its members.

A mafia caper comedy set in early post-Soviet Ukraine about a woman who disguises herself as a man to join a ruthless Odessa drug ring, not realizing there is a hapless guy who looks exactly like her trying to make small-time money selling household goods on the Odessa black market, inciting a series of wacky mix-ups.