After Caroline Lamont is expelled from her school for making out with in the men's room, she finds herself enrolled in Mrs. Marmelstein's strict all girls' academy. Will she learn how to behave or will her escapades continue at the Private School for Young Ladies?

Wanda Brandt, a shrewd corporate takeover engineer, plots to seize control of the most stable financial investment firm on Wall Street by sexually blackmailing all of the corporate stockholders.

Billie is an advertising executive with a secret past she can’t seem to leave behind. Joan is a hopeful young actress looking for the right part and the right guy. Sherry is a model whose whirlwind lifestyle is catching up with her.

Pricilla "Puss" Mason is the hottest heroine ever to step into fatigues. She's wild, irreverent, and horny -- a natural for the United States Army. Once enlisted, Puss does her best to get out. The military life is just not for her. She meets Jack, the local stud, but her bang-up job falls short. Puss tries other stunts in order to shorten her too-long tour. She fakes insanity, joins a weird religious cult, gambles, and carries on, but whatever she does backfires. Looks like she's doomed to a career in the military. Yes, Puss is in action, mobilized, and ready -- the bawdiest hi-jinks this side of Fort Dix.

Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.

Five models and their lovers invent exotic games to keep their sex lives fresh.

The rise to fame and fortune of the Kane sisters, arguably one of the worst vaudeville acts ever inflicted upon a paying audience, from their humble beginnings in Coyote Fang, Wyoming, right up to their becoming the toast of the Great White Way.

Faith is a struggling cateress trying to support herself and her loser boyfriend, Al. At a social function she overhears a friendly wager offered by a socialite. The wager is $250,000 to whomever can have intimate sex with the world's top 10 male lovers within fifty days. Faith accepts the challenge, but discovers complications as she and her official "witness" spend such a long time traveling the globe together.

Dana Dewars (Samantha Fox) is going through a nasty divorce from her husband. Her character and past are being questioned in order to deny her the lifestyle she claims to be hers. She tells her life story to her lawyer to convince him of her social standing, while the viewer watches it as it "really" was.

A medallion leads to erotic encounters through the years.

A divorcee relives her sexual past while in hopes of reviving her sexual present, but her age and waning looks make it difficult.

The story involves a hectic and hilarious chase as Mrs. Leautrec (Juliet Anderson) and her dashing son Paul (Ron Jeremy) stalk three incredibly beautiful diamonds through the ballrooms and bedrooms of Europe, using love and lust as tools of their trade. Hot on the trail of the third and finest diamond, our notorious heroes find themselves at an elegant New York disco where Mrs. Leautrec meets the diamond's owner, Mr. Greenfield, while Paul strikes an unusual sexual bargain with "The Lady in Red" (Samantha Fox). Mr. Greenfield, a multi-millionaire, invites Paul and his mother to his annual masquerade and orgy. As hundreds of masked party-goers publicly pursue their favorite perversions, Paul and his mother are caught in a devious trap, causing them to lose the diamond to another thief (Veronica Hart).

A Don Juan-like playboy doesn't get old, but a stag film of his does in this hardcore riff on The Portrait of Dorian Gray.

Rita Lawrence, a serial bride and divorcée, throws a party for her most recent divorce -- lucky number thirteen. Watching the proceedings are an angel and a devil, who make a wager over whether lovely Rita’s next marriage will be for love or money. As Rita prowls for her next marital conquest, assisted by her wisecracking gal-pal Gloria Leonard, she must not only juggle three potential suitors, but avoid being assassinated by her vengeful ex-mother-in-law.

A ridiculous comedy that spoofs many different American made movies in multiple segments and skits.