A down-and-out Santa is robbed of all the toys for all the poor kids in town. He searches for the thugs responsible and serves up his own brand of holiday cheer.

Kevin Goodman and Michelle Korben have made it to their thirties, both single and miserable and both with personified inner voices doling out supposed advice. When they awkwardly meet at a party and decide to go on a date, they get one more chance to overcome their pasts and no longer be damaged goods.