Giuseppe Andrews

Giuseppe Andrews

Born: April 25, 1979
in Key Largo, Florida, USA
Giuseppe Andrews (born Joey Andrews; April 25, 1979) is an American film actor, writer, and director known for his roles as Lex in the 1999 film Detroit Rock City, a bizarre sheriff's deputy in Cabin Fever (2002), a small role in Never Been Kissed (1999), as well as appearances in The Smashing Pumpkins videos "1979" and "Perfect". Andrews has enjoyed considerable success and notoriety for writing, directing, scoring, editing, shooting and producing a number of avante-garde films, and for directing several experimental independent movies.

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Movies for Giuseppe Andrews...

HOLY DIVER
Title: HOLY DIVER
Character: Self
Released: November 6, 2016
Type: Movie
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Last Mango in Paris
Title: Last Mango in Paris
Released: March 2, 2015
Type: Movie
A man moves into a boarding-room in a po-dunk town.
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Wild Jail
Title: Wild Jail
Released: January 1, 2015
Type: Movie
Giuseppe stars as a man visiting a po-dunk town near Woodstock.
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Ninos
Title: Ninos
Released: September 18, 2014
Type: Movie
A Film by Giuseppe Andrews.
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Giuseppe Makes a Movie
Title: Giuseppe Makes a Movie
Character: Self
Released: April 28, 2014
Type: Movie
While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate universe (i.e. Ventura, California), they are populated by real-life alcoholics and drug addicts, trash-talking senior citizens and trailer park residents dressed in cow outfits and costume-shop wigs. Director Adam Rifkin creates a wildly surreal, outrageously funny and strangely touching portrait of a truly Outsider Artist inhabiting a world few of us even know exists.
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Homo Robot Paradise Slob
Title: Homo Robot Paradise Slob
Released: January 1, 2014
Type: Movie
A girl named Mandy makes the ultimate companion in the form of a robot. They eat cupcakes, tell stories, and play board games. The robot can’t fill the void like Mandy thought though of her childhood friend Black Magic Higgins
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Doll Bottle
Title: Doll Bottle
Released: January 1, 2014
Type: Movie
A Jesus church for the deaf worker, who meets a girl named Frankie through a sex finder website. Her experimentation with robotic sex bugs, and his fears over the crazy pastor of the church interweave with vampire guitar freak outs, sex acid, paper towel photo shoots, and dreams of dolls in bottles.
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Tugboat
Title: Tugboat
Character: Mr. America
Released: November 1, 2013
Type: Movie
Giuseppe stars as a male prostitute named Mr.America in this supersonic sex dream.
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Closet Africa
Title: Closet Africa
Released: January 1, 2013
Type: Movie
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only the music tells me where to go
Title: only the music tells me where to go
Released: November 1, 2012
Type: Movie
a compilation of all of Giuseppe's music videos.
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From the Head
Title: From the Head
Character: Ramone
Released: June 24, 2011
Type: Movie
Underneath Times Square, there's a strip club filled with beautiful women. Behind the club's bathroom door is Shoes, a bathroom attendant. For three years, Shoes gives advice, compliments or a sympathetic ear to his visitors, getting occasional tips. But on the night of his three-year anniversary at the club, Shoes' customers and coworkers start to make him look into his own life.
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Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
Title: Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
Released: January 1, 2011
Type: Movie
A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.
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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
Title: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
Character: Deputy Winston
Released: August 11, 2009
Type: Movie
A high school prom faces a deadly threat: a flesh-eating virus that spreads via a popular brand of bottled water.
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Airplane Pillows
Title: Airplane Pillows
Released: July 15, 2008
Type: Movie
"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a strongbox under the house just to be on the safe side. Naturally, this drives her unattended husband to the local whorehouse, known as The Village of the Moon. There, he meets up with other unhappy men and drowns his sorrows in high priced call girls. In the meantime, Baby Swiss discovers a kind of platonic love with a like minded neighbor. He is so desperate to be part of her life that he will wait outside her window. Their relationship will turn on whether she cleans the glass, or closes the blinds. And all the while, a homeless Greek chorus champions the freedom of living on the streets, unencumbered by the mindless machinations of being part of this so-called “proper society”" (review excerpt by Bill Gibron)
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Schoof
Title: Schoof
Released: June 14, 2008
Type: Movie
The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased to make sense. "Schoof" has affected each member of Tracy's family, leaving her unaffected. That's what she thinks as a scientist, a test subject and a group choral will be the galaxy's only hope.
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It's All Not So Tragic
Title: It's All Not So Tragic
Character: Petting Zoo Man
Released: January 1, 2008
Type: Movie
For film historian Greg Connor, things haven’t been going well. He’s had mental problems ever since the day he ruined his chance at being a DVD commentator. During the featurette for a favorite noir classic, he committed an unspeakable, unnatural act. Now his shrink is suggesting he take a small vacation to get away from it all. Running out of gas, Connor comes across a fallen crossing guard, a psychotic with a pick axe, a young lady named Distosia, who is studying to be part of a cult, one of his favorite soap stars, and a young man he once photographed in the nude. All of this leads to a kind of psychotic breakdown where Connor’s sexual dysfunction manifests itself in more and more bizarre ways. Eventually, there’s nothing left to do but dance and sing. Besides, life’s not too bad when you think about it.
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Homo Erectus
Title: Homo Erectus
Character: Zig
Released: July 10, 2007
Type: Movie
Ishbo is a caveman living in the prehistoric age who thinks there's more to life than hunting and gathering. He tries to better the lives of those in his tribe by inventing things like spoons and the toothbrush, which leave everyone, including his parents, unimpressed. He also has a thing for cavewoman Fardart, but she only has eyes for his brother Thudnik. Can Ishbo prove his worth when a rival clan attacks?
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Careless
Title: Careless
Character: Young Male Addict
Released: May 17, 2007
Type: Movie
Wiley Roth finds a severed human finger in his kitchen one night. Understandably freaked out, in a search across Los Angeles that brings them in contact with psychics, ineffectual police, crooked taxidermists, mysterious neighbors who might be on drugs, and a nine-fingered woman named Cheryl who might, improbably, end up being the girl of his dreams.
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Cat Piss
Title: Cat Piss
Released: April 18, 2007
Type: Movie
Cat Piss centers on director Andrews’ newfound friendship with resident Wally Lavern. Under the premise that he would live with the man 24/7 and record their “relationship”, Piss provides the kind of retro-realistic view into the world of the marginalized that few films – let alone filmmakers – would ever dare discuss. As our director helps out around the decaying trailer, as Lavern has imaginary political debates with a broken TV, as flutes are practiced and cats are comforted, this is what the end of one’s days really looks like.
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The Go-Getter
Title: The Go-Getter
Character: Stock Boy
Released: January 22, 2007
Type: Movie
When his mother dies, a teenager takes a road-trip in a stolen car to find his long-lost brother. Along the way he discovers a profound connection with the car-owner and with himself as well.
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Holiday Weekend
Title: Holiday Weekend
Released: January 1, 2007
Type: Movie
Holiday Weekend centers on how people relate to each other. A young couple quibbles over an impulsive decision to steal a coffee machine, while the victimized pair sans Sanka plays an unusual game of affection and abuse. A young man with werewolf-ism moves in with a fledgling songwriter, while elsewhere, an injured individual with Tourettes seeks council from a high priced lawyer. All the while, some elderly homosexual lovers reunite, dancing to celebrate the rekindling of their long dormant love. Giving us his spin on spirituality and the afterlife. Holiday Weekend is like several small sketches that add up to one incredible portrait.
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Title: The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman
Released: August 4, 2006
Type: TV
Two 'thirty-something' women's willful ignorance, fleeting confidence, poor judgment and self-loathing constantly get in the way of their success.
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Ants
Title: Ants
Character: Ped
Released: March 12, 2006
Type: Movie
A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.
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Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
Title: Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
Released: January 1, 2006
Type: Movie
Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends Terrace and Sabado. At the beginning of one memorable summer, Doily is chased by a bee. The insect eventually hunts down and kills his buddy Terrace, who is then brought back to life by a mysterious alien object. Next, a client of Haley finds his hair cut and shampooed - and he didn’t do it. Then a dinner party at friend Colby Jack’s turns weird when the host is transformed into a giant pot pie. In between, our hero is attacked by a monster and a household slipper, and rediscovers his love for crystal meth. But when buddy Terrace turns up again, this time as a talking VCR, Doily starts getting scared. While Haley considers all these events mere “freak occurrences”, her lover man is convinced they are signs that someone is trying to kill him.
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Long Row to Hoe
Title: Long Row to Hoe
Released: January 1, 2006
Type: Movie
Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.
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Cross Breeze
Title: Cross Breeze
Released: January 1, 2006
Type: Movie
Giuseppe is working on some new tracks. He seeks advice from Ed. Turd Cramp.
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Wiggly
Title: Wiggly
Released: January 1, 2006
Type: Movie
a young man faces a horrible dilemma: help his dad with the daily yard sale, or help his mom secure her trailer home. The catch? In order to satisfy his mother, he has to kill his father! (After School Specials cut of Wiggly Harris)
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2001 Maniacs
Title: 2001 Maniacs
Character: Harper Alexander
Released: May 12, 2005
Type: Movie
On their way to Spring Break, college kids take a detour through an old Southern town. The people of Pleasant Valley insist the kids stay for their annual barbecue celebration... but instead of getting a taste of the old South, the old South gets a taste of them!
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Tweek City
Title: Tweek City
Character: Bill Jensen
Released: May 8, 2005
Type: Movie
Tweek City is a week in the life of Bill, a potentially closeted, half-Latino, small-time speed dealer in San Francisco's Mission District. Bill is stuck on an endless walk from one empty experience to the next. Only Bill's friend Jerm has the ability to connect and ground him in reality. When Jerm makes an ill-advised stage dive, Bill plunges into a downward spiral that takes him on a nocturnal journey through the streets of San Francisco and ultimately down to Los Angeles where he crashes his high school sweetheart's wedding. From his sleep-deprived, hallucinogenic state, Bill fails miserably in a desperate attempt to reconnect with his first and only love. With nowhere else to go, Bill jacks a car and ends up at the deserted drive-in theater of his childhood where he is forced to confront the ghosts that he had tried to leave behind.
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Gwank
Title: Gwank
Released: January 1, 2005
Type: Movie
Gregory is having problems with his mom and dad. He’s getting older and more senile by the day. She is sleeping with live-in handyman Richard. Even worse, all have failed dreams and aspirations. Father wanted to be a poet. Mother had visions of being a singer. And Richard tried a career as a rapper under the name ‘PO Box’. When a secret from the past threatens their domestic bliss, the police must be called in to quell the storm.
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The Best of Tromadance Film Festival: Volume 3
Title: The Best of Tromadance Film Festival: Volume 3
Character: Guy Going Crazy (uncredited) ("Dribble" short")
Released: August 31, 2004
Type: Movie
In this third volume of the Best of Tromadance, viewers can sample fifteen of the best films from the 2003 and 2004 Film Festivals totally over three hours. Titles include Giuseppe Andrews' "Dribble;" winner of the Tromadance / Kodak Independent Soul Award, Kevin Maher's "Monkey Brains," "Kung-Fu Kitties" and "Marijuana's Revenge" by the filmmaking team of Philip Gunn, Daniel Guiterrez and David Valdez. Also included are Matt and Greg Brookens' "Skunk Ape!?," Jamie Greco's "PDA Massacre" and others.
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Cabin Fever: Beneath the Skin
Title: Cabin Fever: Beneath the Skin
Character: Himself (uncredited)
Released: January 20, 2004
Type: Movie
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Cabin Fever
Title: Cabin Fever
Character: Deputy Winston
Released: August 15, 2003
Type: Movie
A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
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Wiggly Harris
Title: Wiggly Harris
Released: January 1, 2003
Type: Movie
Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Freaked out that his unemployment benefits have almost run out and bombarded with relationship issues(his stripper girlfriend demands that Wiggly lose his virginity to her and start meeting her sexual needs in one of the most memorable sex scenes ever filmed) Wiggly is quickly losing his grip. Further frustrated by his oddball parents (the father, a religious fanatic who feels the end of the world is coming soon, and the mother, who collects photos of food) Wiggly comes to a horrific end.
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Local Boys
Title: Local Boys
Character: Willy
Released: February 23, 2002
Type: Movie
On Skeet’s twelfth birthday his older brother Randy buys him his first surfboard. Suddenly his summer turns to the endless search for the perfect wave, wild times and beach parties and eventually, finding his own daring adventures when Randy’s attention turns to a girl. Beyond his wildest dreams, Skeet is taken under the wings of surfing legend Jim Wesley who gives Skeet first-hand lessons in hot-dogging. Meanwhile, Randy, still dealing with the loss of his father and trying to fill his shoes, is jealous of Jim’s influence on Skeet and isn’t thrilled when Jim begins a relationship with their single mom. Tangled by the conflict between his brother and his newfound father figure, Skeet retreats to his room while longing to surf.
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Title: Boston Public
Character: Bobby Mendoza
Released: October 23, 2000
Type: TV
Principal Steven Harper runs Winslow High School as best as he can while dealing with the demands of the faculty, the students and their parents.
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Title: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Character: Joe
Released: October 6, 2000
Type: TV
A Las Vegas team of forensic investigators are trained to solve criminal cases by scouring the crime scene, collecting irrefutable evidence and finding the missing pieces that solve the mystery.
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Detroit Rock City
Title: Detroit Rock City
Character: Lex
Released: August 13, 1999
Type: Movie
In 1978, a Kiss concert was an epoch-making event. For the three teen fans in Detroit Rock City getting tickets to the sold-out show becomes the focal point of their existence. They'll do anything for tickets -- compete in a strip club's amateur-night contest, take on religious protesters, even rob a convenience store!
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Never Been Kissed
Title: Never Been Kissed
Character: Denominator
Released: April 9, 1999
Type: Movie
Josie Geller, a baby-faced junior copywriter at the Chicago Sun-Times, must pose as a student at her former high school to research contemporary teenage culture. With the help of her brother, Rob, Josie infiltrates the inner circle of the most popular clique on campus. But she hits a major snag in her investigation -- not to mention her own failed love life -- when she falls for her dreamy English teacher, Sam Coulson.
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The Other Sister
Title: The Other Sister
Character: Tough Guy Trevor
Released: February 26, 1999
Type: Movie
A mentally challenged girl proves herself to be every bit as capable as her "perfect" sister when she moves into an apartment and begins going to college.
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Touch Me in the Morning
Title: Touch Me in the Morning
Character: Coney Island
Released: January 1, 1999
Type: Movie
"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" mother. "Coney" stumbles through the intricacies of his divorced parents' new relationships, only to see his father's penis ripped off by his mother's new boyfriend. Subsequently, his father becomes a woman and his mother a pre-op Lesbian male only to fall in love again and reform the family.
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David and Lisa
Title: David and Lisa
Character: Joey
Released: November 1, 1998
Type: Movie
A psychiatrist tries to treat an emotionally disturbed teenage boy who has a pathological fear of being touched. The only person who can communicate emotionally with the young patient is a girl suffering from split personalities who speaks in rhymes and withdraws from anyone who refuses to do the same.
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Pleasantville
Title: Pleasantville
Character: Howard
Released: September 17, 1998
Type: Movie
Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white world of a 1950s TV sitcom called "Pleasantville," and find a world where everything is peachy keen all the time. But when Jennifer's modern attitude disrupts Pleasantville's peaceful but boring routine, she literally brings color into its life.
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American History X
Title: American History X
Character: Jason
Released: July 1, 1998
Type: Movie
Derek Vineyard is paroled after serving 3 years in prison for killing two African-American men. Through his brother, Danny Vineyard's narration, we learn that before going to prison, Derek was a skinhead and the leader of a violent white supremacist gang that committed acts of racial crime throughout L.A. and his actions greatly influenced Danny. Reformed and fresh out of prison, Derek severs contact with the gang and becomes determined to keep Danny from going down the same violent path as he did.
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Title: Two Guys and a Girl
Character: Germ
Released: March 10, 1998
Type: TV
This story revolves around the lives of three teenagers, Berg, Pete and Sharon and how their lives are entwined. It further deals with the bonds they share with each other.
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Title: Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher
Character: Miles Novack
Released: August 28, 1996
Type: TV
Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher is an American sitcom which aired on the WB from 1996 until 1998. The executive producers of the program, Dennis Rinsler and Marc Warren, drew on their own experiences as former teachers in New York and actually based the character that Mitch Mullany played on their real life friend, John Freno. Freno was a music teacher in the same elementary school as Dennis and Marc and was beloved by the students of the school.
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Independence Day
Title: Independence Day
Character: Troy
Released: June 25, 1996
Type: Movie
On July 2, a giant alien mothership enters orbit around Earth and deploys several dozen saucer-shaped 'destroyer' spacecraft that quickly lay waste to major cities around the planet. On July 3, the United States conducts a coordinated counterattack that fails. On July 4, a plan is devised to gain access to the interior of the alien mothership in space, in order to plant a nuclear missile.
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Invisible Mom
Title: Invisible Mom
Character: Johnny Thomas
Released: February 29, 1996
Type: Movie
A family's life is thrown into comical chaos after mom accidentally drinks her inventor husband's latest concoction, an invisibility potion.
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Unstrung Heroes
Title: Unstrung Heroes
Character: Ash
Released: September 15, 1995
Type: Movie
Steven Lidz, unhappy with his home life since his mother became sick, moves in with his two eccentric uncles. As Steven grows closer to his uncles, he learns how to cope with his emotions and to value his own uniqueness.
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White Dwarf
Title: White Dwarf
Character: Never the Shifter / Doug
Released: May 23, 1995
Type: Movie
In a distant future New York medical student Driscoll Rampart accomplishes his internship at Rusta, a rural planet that doesn't revolve around its axis and therefore is divided into contrasting halves of eternal day vs. eternal night. One is a Victorian-styled colony, the other a medieval kingdom. Both leave Rampart in a state of constant wonder, as he finds his way among humans and aliens, strange dreams and even stranger reality, a dark keep and a red sea, and more universal matters of war and peace, good and bad, love and hate and sickness and health.
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Sleepstalker
Title: Sleepstalker
Character: Young Sandman
Released: April 23, 1995
Type: Movie
Seventeen years after slaughtering all but one member of a family, a vicious serial killer known only as "The Sandman" awaits execution. But first, his jailers allow a minister to visit the killer to give him last rites, unaware that the minister is a voodoo priest and an ally of the condemned prisoner. The priest places a hex on the Sandman so that when he is executed, his soul migrates into a new body made of sand. To sever his ties with his former life and achieve absolute power, the sandman must find and kill a man named Griffin, the sole survivor of the last family murdered by the killer
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Prehysteria! 2
Title: Prehysteria! 2
Character: Roughneck Leader
Released: November 9, 1994
Type: Movie
A rich boy desperate for attention makes friends with the dinosaurs of "Prehysteria!". Prehysteria! 2
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12:01
Title: 12:01
Character: Kyle
Released: July 5, 1993
Type: Movie
Office employee Barry Thomas is caught in a "time bounce" caused by a glitch in the company's secret project. Now the same day occurs again and again - and Barry's the only one who can do anything about it, including saving the life of beautiful research assistant Lisa Fredericks.
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Getting It Right
Title: Getting It Right
Character: Luke
Released: May 5, 1989
Type: Movie
Gavin is 31 years old and still lives with his parents. He is awfully shy but before he knows it there are three women interested in him. Lady Minerva Munday has a casual way of life and lives in a basement, Joan is an over-sexed millionairess, married to a Greek architect. But Gavin prefers the ugly assistant in the barbershop.