The country that gave the world football has since delivered a painful pattern of loss. Why can’t England’s men win at their own game? With the worst track record for penalties in the world, Gareth Southgate knows he needs to open his mind and face up to the years of hurt, to take team and country back to the promised land.

A pair of scientists accidentally create mayhem in the North West of England by unleashing a swarm of giant radioactive wasps.