Middle of the Night Show doesn't need a studio or an audience to make late-night comedy -- it just needs an unwitting celebrity woken up to host a show on the streets of New York.

For the final rulings on controversial questions about life and pop culture, we ask the most judgmental people we know: comedians.

The glistening fruits of our ill-conceived annual tradition of guerrilla video making. We do it for you, and you're so welcome. Behold the bounty or whatever.