Theo Maassen

Theo Maassen

Born: December 8, 1966
in Oegstgeest, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Theo Maassen is a Dutch comedian and actor who grew up in the village of Zijtaart (municipality of Veghel) in the Dutch province of North Brabant. He currently lives in Eindhoven. In addition to his shows, he has also made a number of appearances in films.

Movies for Theo Maassen...

Title: De Pudding Club
Character: Tranny
Released: May 1, 2024
Type: TV
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Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein
Title: Theo Maassen: Onbekend Terrein
Released: August 26, 2023
Type: Movie
Registration of the eleventh theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
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Title: Panduloria
Character: Joop
Released: March 22, 2023
Type: TV
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Title: CAST
Character: Theo Maassen
Released: March 16, 2023
Type: TV
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Title: De Avondshow met Arjen Lubach
Character: Guest
Released: February 21, 2022
Type: TV
Arjen Lubach dives through the issues of the day past inspiring guests to the bottom of the news. Everyone always wants to go from the issues of the day to deepening. Arjen is really looking forward to the issues of the day.
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Title: Woensel West
Character: Nout
Released: December 17, 2021
Type: TV
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Title: Boerderij van Dorst
Released: September 8, 2021
Type: TV
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Title: Yentl en de Boer de Serie
Character: Kassaman
Released: September 5, 2021
Type: TV
Critically acclaimed comedy duo Yentl en de Boer takes their absurd fantasy world from the stage to the screen. Does living in a house made entirely out of candy immediately render you untrustworthy? Will we even notice when our last day on earth has started? And isn’t it about time babies start pulling their weight when it comes to household chores? Yentl en de Boer de Serie is a four episode comedyseries combining the best material from their theatre shows with brand new sketches and original songs. Starring: Yentl Schieman and Christine de Boer, who would like to take this opportunity to say hi to their moms.
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Title: Matthijs keeps on going
Character: Self
Released: December 31, 2020
Type: TV
Matthijs looks back in surprise. With humor, music and other surprises.
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Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd
Title: Theo Maassen: Situatie Gewijzigd
Character: Himself
Released: August 29, 2020
Type: Movie
Registration of the tenth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen. Maassen investigates differences between men and women, white and black.
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Shit Happens
Title: Shit Happens
Character: Jonathan
Released: October 24, 2019
Type: Movie
When they are confronted with the disease of the pater familias, all the members of the Liefhebber family have to face their fears, faults and their troubled interrelationships.
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Façades
Title: Façades
Character: Claus
Released: December 13, 2017
Type: Movie
When her mother abandons her dementing father, Alex unexpectedly finds herself at a crossroads. As she moves back in the parental house to look after her father, she starts questioning her own life. Does she want to stay with her adulterous husband? She tolerated his affairs for years, but is she really happy with him? Or should she, like her parents, drop the facade?
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Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger
Title: Theo Maassen: Vankwaadtoterger
Character: Himself
Released: September 2, 2017
Type: Movie
Theo Maassen is back. In all its anger, indignation, amazement about so much stupidity and lack of empathy in society, and advocates understanding and reconciliation.
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Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
Title: Theo Maassen: Einde Oefening
Character: Himself
Released: December 31, 2013
Type: Movie
Theo Maassen puts his teeth in his first-ever New Year's conference. Twelve months, 52 weeks, 365 days, reduced to 70 nerve-wracking minutes. Maassen asked young super talent Tim Fransen for help writing this conference, his favorite band Stuurbaard Bakkebaard will accompany him.
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Bros Before Hos
Title: Bros Before Hos
Character: Bart
Released: December 5, 2013
Type: Movie
Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle.
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Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Title: Theo Maassen: Met alle respect
Character: Himself
Released: December 10, 2012
Type: Movie
Theo Maassen is extraordiarily hard on Holland, but seems to see the fun of it. Met alle respect is his seventh solo programme. Just like in his other shows, Theo Massen combines his satirical view on our society with his daily life.
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The Domino Effect
Title: The Domino Effect
Character: Kai
Released: October 18, 2012
Type: Movie
If global economy came to a sudden stop what would be the effect on families worldwide? People in different countries or continents might not seem to be interrelated but there is more than meets the eye and we might be more connected than we sometimes like to think.
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Everything for a Laugh
Title: Everything for a Laugh
Character: Himself
Released: September 5, 2012
Type: Movie
The rise to stardom of former comedian Rob van Liempt, which came to a grinding halt during the '90s.
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The Club of Ugly Children
Title: The Club of Ugly Children
Released: June 10, 2012
Type: Movie
Under president Isimo, the Netherlands must be made clean and fresh. All ugly children are deported, but some escape and launch an uprising. Adapted from Koos Meinderts’ children’s book.
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Title: Scheire and the Creation
Character: Self
Released: April 15, 2012
Type: TV
Lieven Scheire wanders like a forensic blood hound on planet science and all her secondary planets. Faithfully assisted by Googleman and his one-man house orchestra Stijn Cole.
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Manslaughter
Title: Manslaughter
Character: Max
Released: January 12, 2012
Type: Movie
Doodslag (Dutch for "Manslaughter") is the story of Max, a paramedic who is repeatedly hindered in performing his duties by loutish behaviour. As his ambulance hurries towards a complicated childbirth, some youths prevent Max from reaching the distressed woman in labour. Spurred on by the emergency and the incendiary words of a TV pundit, he reaches a boiling point and forcefully hits one of the men obstructing his ambulance. Max's strike has far-reaching, unintended consequences.
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Title: Godforsaken True Killers
Character: Patrick
Released: May 22, 2011
Type: TV
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New Kids Turbo
Title: New Kids Turbo
Character: Man 1 in cafe
Released: December 9, 2010
Type: Movie
Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.
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The Magicians
Title: The Magicians
Character: Koos Stikker
Released: December 2, 2010
Type: Movie
Little Ben, a great admirer of an illusionist, dreams of making magic, and convinces her father to have his own show. The downside is that the parent is quite clumsy and accidentally makes Ben"s partner dissapear. And the police does not much believe in the magic ...
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Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Title: Theo Maassen: Zonder Pardon
Character: Himself
Released: November 12, 2009
Type: Movie
Registration of the sixt theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
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Dunya & Desie
Title: Dunya & Desie
Character: Jeff Schouten
Released: April 17, 2008
Type: Movie
Dunya and Desie are two 18 year old best friends from Amsterdam North. Dunya is Moroccan and Desie is Dutch. On Dunya's Birthday she is told that her marriage has been arranged with a distant cousin in Morocco. Dunya and her family will travel to Morocco to meet him. After Desie discovers that she is pregnant she joins Dunya in Morocco in a search for Desies father.
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Nothing to Lose
Title: Nothing to Lose
Character: Johan
Released: January 31, 2008
Type: Movie
A man convicted of killing his own father and sister escapes from a long-stay criminal hospital to track down his estranged mother, whom he believes can prove his innocence.
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Title: 24 uur met...
Released: January 1, 2008
Type: TV
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Title: 24 uur met...
Character: Himself - Host
Released: January 1, 2008
Type: TV
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Title: Flikken Maastricht
Character: farmer Mr. Meindertsma
Released: September 3, 2007
Type: TV
Former Amsterdam police detective Floris Wolfs has been transferred to the police department of the south-Dutch country town Maastricht. His metropolitan experience nicely complements the local expertise of his new country colleagues, who know the folks. Slowly he fits in, while solving countless crimes together with his female partner Eva van Dongen.
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Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in
Title: Theo Maassen: Tegen beter weten in
Character: Himself
Released: December 30, 2006
Type: Movie
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point). Since 2000, Maassens shows are shown on Dutch national television, making him more and more a household name.
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Title: 't Schaep met de 5 Pooten
Released: December 3, 2006
Type: TV
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Title: Waltz
Character: Bruno Waltz
Released: November 10, 2006
Type: TV
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Night Run
Title: Night Run
Character: Taxi Passenger
Released: October 12, 2006
Type: Movie
Dennis is a taxi driver trying to start out his own company. One day, he gets the opportunity to buy a scarce and expensive but lucrative license.
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The Witness
Title: The Witness
Released: September 28, 2006
Type: Movie
The witness walks through the corridors of a courthouse, a floating camera following her. In a pale flashback, she is sternly interrogated by two policemen. In her flashbacks during the examination, we see the events, which seem realistic, but repeatedly turn out to be as changeable and unreliable as the human memory. At a great pace, the three narrative threads take turns, while the witness grows more and more anxious.
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Black Book
Title: Black Book
Character: Prison Guard with Baret
Released: September 14, 2006
Type: Movie
In the Nazi-occupied Netherlands during World War II, a Jewish singer infiltrates the regional Gestapo headquarters for the Dutch resistance.
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80 VARA Toppers!
Title: 80 VARA Toppers!
Character: Herself
Released: March 7, 2005
Type: Movie
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!
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80 VARA Toppers!
Title: 80 VARA Toppers!
Character: Himself
Released: March 7, 2005
Type: Movie
VARA exists 80 years! We celebrate this with the DVD you have in your hands. About 5 hours top entertainment from VARA's entertainment cabinet. Fragments that will take you from 1958 to now. You still remember Dorus with his mouse trap? Or the "Kopspijkers" cabaret with the song "One Day Fly", Theo Maassen with his farewell speech of Henk van den Tillaart or Harry Vermegen and Henk Spaan with Popie Jopie? That's all on this DVD, and more!
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Amazones
Title: Amazones
Character: Achilles
Released: December 9, 2004
Type: Movie
Four women are sick of being poor. They decide to rob a bank. They are surprised how easily they get away with it and start to commit more robberies. When the net finally closes around them they decide to make one last big hit.
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Young Kees
Title: Young Kees
Character: Vader Bakels
Released: November 27, 2003
Type: Movie
Little boy Kees is based on the famous classical masterpiece by Theo Thijssen and deals with a twelve year old Amsterdam schoolboy who grows up at the end of the 19th century in the Jordaan (part of Amsterdam. Kees Bakels is a dreamer who seeks refuge from reality with wild imagination where he dares more than in real life. Through his fathers illness and his young love for Rosa Overbeek he develops himself as someone who acts and assumes responsibility.
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Interview
Title: Interview
Character: Theo
Released: May 28, 2003
Type: Movie
A middle-aged journalist interviews the real-life Dutch star Katja Schuurman, in her own loft. Pierre, the journalist is annoyed at being given such a fluffy assignment, as he is normally a political correspondent. Initially he has no questions for Katja, but soon they are coaxing their darkest secrets out of each other.
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Title: Dunya & Desie
Character: Jeff Schouten
Released: September 18, 2002
Type: TV
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Miss Minoes
Title: Miss Minoes
Character: Tibbe
Released: December 6, 2001
Type: Movie
A cat who turns into a young woman helps a journalist protect their town from a factory boss with an evil plan.
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Adriaans plaag
Title: Adriaans plaag
Released: September 23, 2001
Type: Movie
An almost bankrupt pig farmer is blackmailed by a shady trader who supplies him with contaminated pig feed and starts carrying on with his wife. Then, swine fever breaks out on the farm. In the hope that the outbreak will go by unnoticed, the farmer buries his dead pigs on a corner of his farmland. The trader catches him in the act.
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Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt
Title: Theo Maassen: Functioneel Naakt
Character: Himself
Released: August 2, 2001
Type: Movie
Registration of the fourth theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
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AmnesiA
Title: AmnesiA
Character: Wouter
Released: May 3, 2001
Type: Movie
Alex, a 28 year-old photographer, is no longer able to photograph people, for some mysterious reason. Every time he focuses his camera on someone, the same woman appears in his viewfinder - an image he cannot bear. When his brother Aram, whom he has not seen or spoke to for years, unexpectedly phones him and asks him to come to their parental home because their mother is severely ill and may not have long to live, he panics. The thought of a confrontation with the area where he grew up and the renewed encounter with his family makes him feel nervous. Nevertheless, that evening he leaves for AmnesiA: the estate of his parents, the spot where he spent his youth.
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Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Title: Theo Maassen: Ruwe Pit
Character: Himself
Released: December 30, 1998
Type: Movie
Maassen won two of the biggest comedy contests in the Netherlands in 1990, the Groninger Studenten Cabaret Festival(GSCF), and Cameretten. The GSCF jury was not pleased with the quality of the contestants that year, and gave Maassen the first prize, remarking he was the best of the year, but still not very good. In the following years, however, Maassen fame grew steadily, especially amongst students. Maassens style was based on stand-up comedy: Alone on stage, telling jokes and stories to amuse the public, without any musical support (a thing common for most Dutch comedians up to that point).
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Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem
Title: Theo Maassen: Neuk het Systeem
Character: Himself
Released: January 1, 1995
Type: Movie
Registration of the second theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.
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Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen
Title: Theo Maassen: Bepaalde Dingen
Character: Himself
Released: December 31, 1994
Type: Movie
Registration of the first theatre program by the Dutch comedian Theo Maassen.