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50 of the most gorgeous cover girls in the adult industry! 30 scenes with over 8 hours of girl on girl action!

18 wisked scenes of women in positions of power, educating men on the art of love making.

Come 'n' git 'em! Twenty finger-lickin' good all-girl scenes and four hours of luscious ladies complete with perky tits and wet pussies. I don't know about you, but I'm in heaven!

We are on the sixteenth volume to the ever-popular “Swedish Erotica” series and we have all of your old school fucking and sucking needs! Watch as these hotties from back then take on the biggest cocks ever! This volume features hotties like Jolie Wilde, Kimberly Carson, Heather Hart, and the monstrous cocks of Nick East and more! Enjoy 20 cum soaked scenes that will leave you with an erection for days!

Unbridled, care-free sex is the order of the day in these films. The industry's greatest legends get down and dirty in scene after pumping scene.

Wicked Pictures and Director Jim Enright team up to bring you this classic tale. Girl meets girl. Girl eats girl. Several friends show up. Everyone collapses in a heap. Who could ask for more? This all-girl Extravaganza, with a touch of the macabre will have you squirming on your Ouija Board. Yes Jennifer, dreams do come true. Bon Appetit. Enjoy this great title from Wicked Pictures!

"Don't let the title fool ya - there's nothing scary in this one, just scene after scene of dreamy debauchery and gorgeous gals. Luscious Shayla Laveaux hosts this series of erotic vignettes, looking absolutely scrumptious in a babydoll nightie as she reveals her deepest sensual desires. Shayla kicks things off herself, taking on Peter North in a highly athletic, multiple position, stand-up romp that sets a blistering pace for the rest of the flick to keep up with. Melanie Moore turns in one of her most believable and sensual performances in her scene, playing a Victorian-era plantation owner who finds passion in the arms of her black butler Ron Hightower. This outdoor workout is another very effective and arousing scene, and the whole tape maintains a high level of heat from start to finish. Top-notch video and sound work also contribute mightily in making this a solid sexvid."

Rocco Siffredi's back as the Dreamlover Casanova...Whose private memoirs have been discovered by the luscious Julia Ann...and she can't stop. She's hooked. Obsessed by his exploits, his sexual prowess, and his wild, primal lust. She's under his spell, and you're next.

A retrospective of the star's scenes

The Babes of Cal Vista are back, and hotter than ever. This time around they've found paradise. Where you ask? Where else? In that warm and moist little garden nestled between the creamy thighs of some of the most outrageously randy honeys this side of heaven! These girls just can't get enough, but then, how could you get enough of the likes of Kaitlyn Ashley, or luscious newcomer Sylvia Ryder? So jump on in, paradise is as close as your DVD.

Everyone's favorite Sapphic dreamboat is back. This time though, the temptation of hard male flesh is proving just a bit too much. Yeah, but it's gonna take a wild rollercoaster ride to heaven and hell and back again to show Serenity all that she's been missing! So buckle up and let the games begin, 'cause the grand prize ain't behind Door #1...Serenity's got it tucked away right between those creamy thighs.

Anal, DP, orgies, interracial and lesbian action take Alice places she has never been before! Watch and learn...

Sexual encounters and criminal mayhem occur when two people meet via their computers.

Enter Janine and Julia Ann doing the sexiest strip dance you'll ever see. Club lights, an audience of adoring fans, and two hot bodies rhythmically caressing a steel pole. The club scene gets sticky leaving Janine and Julia Ann caught between too many men. The hottest act to ever hit the road will now cum to your home!

What would happen if you found out your foxy girlfriend was seeing somebody else and the only way you could save the relationship was by letting her sit on your face?

They're Ba-a-ack! When 2 gorgeous girls pull into Queen Lacey's Body Shop for some body and paint work they get not only the royal treatment, but a royal screwing as well, with some amazing tools of the trade! And that's just for starters! All the neighborhood dames value their special skills, welcoming them with open arms and drenched pussies!

After the smash scucess of "GIRLS ON DUTY", Legend video and Stuart Canterbury are proud to bring you "GIRLS OFF DUTY". When the shift is over, then shift into high gear as the girls peel off those uniforms for something a little more comfortable. Policewomen, nurses, waitresses, and all the working girls who work nights are ready to party with you.

A man kicked out of his house by his wife, goes to stay with his friend.

Nasty nurses Janet Jacme, Melanie Moore & Isis Nile have put their heads together for your enjoyment! Ho! Ho! Ho! Is stuffed to overflowing with hot action!

Beautiful chicks loving beautiful chicks as only chicks know how deep probing tongues, long fingers that touch those exquisitely pleasurable pussy zones, and dildos that drive them mad with unleashed lust! These chicks know how to please.

Further adventures

Inside every horny housewife, there's a seductive wildcat ready to grab the world by the balls. And that's just what Judith intends to do. After watching her husband, Patrick, thrust his throbbing body against luscious Luana and voluptuous Victoria, Judith decides she's had enough. Wasting no time, she seduces her best friend's husband. And that's not all. Judith wants to be everyone's special toy. So, get ready. Tonight, it's your turn to be Seduced.

Debi Diamond ... in the rough. She's shrewd and seductive. Cunning and sly. There is no one too powerful for here sensuous spell. From erect executives to aspiring secretaries, she has them quivering for her sweet pussy. And she won't stop until this hard situation falls into the palm of her hand. Signing on the bottom line was never this hot!

More adventures at Lost River College with the Upsilon Sigma Sorority. It's "Hell Week" for the new pledges, who work dilligently to relieve their pre-induction ceremony jitters. Meanwhile, Easy Ed tries to prove that the Cantrelle women are responsible for the disappearance of Joe Don Wolf.

It's about 13 awesome babes. An eight-pocket billiard orgy. A wet and wild jacuzzi ball. Hot sex under waterfalls. Ball-aching tease-a-thons. Cunnilingus and analingus. Stairways lined with pussy. And pussy worship rituals. But what's it really about? Pussy, Man.

Come with us on an exotic adventure to the sands of the Middle East. A quest for a magic lamp has the whole town hoppin' and humpin'. Right in the middle, literally, is the enticing Porsche Lynn providing a little desert hospitality in her first ever D.P.! Join the caravan, but dress light; the night is definitely heating up.

Wendy Whoopers, Tami Monroe and Jessica Fox take on the great Rocco Siffredi in the erotic fantasy of the Double D girls... These girls will knock you out, take you for a loop, and have you coming back wanting more. Anthony Spinelli delivers class and heat...Don't miss it!!!

A workaday fantasy in a raincoat factory. A mad-job interview. Sex on a beach. In a bathroom. A kitchen. And enough squirting to quench any thirst. Rainwoman 6... from a London fog... our wettest Rainwoman.

What do you call a show packed with sexual challenges like "The Maze", "The Pit" and the infamous "Wall Of Genitalia"? Superstar Sex Challenge Part 1 of course!

Anal themed erotic film ranked among AVN's 101 Greatest Adult Films.

Familiar faces in the crowd make beautiful night club singer Hyapatia Lee recall her most erotic sexual experiences. From her younger self (Roxanne Blaze) with a passionate yesterday to the heated promise of a lust filled tomorrow, she sings her songs.

An institute teaches female students how to become sexy nurses.

Shades of "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" with Kelly O'Dell as Dorian, whose picture doesn't age but loses clothes as she becomes more sexually active in her life.

You love Nikki Dial, right? Who doesn't? So you'll be pleased to learn that Nikki has picked her very favorite XXX scenes. This one. Plus, the Nik-ster indulges us in an all-new fantasy scene shot just for this special event! It's like spending an evening with Nikki without leaving your living room.

Sequel to If These Walls Could Talk 1: Wicked Whispers.

1993, information unknown

Gone but not forgotten, that's what they say... and with the way Marc spread his love around town, no woman will ever forget his sexual appetite! Join his widow and ex-lover as they discover they had more in common than they ever imagined-- and that's sexual excess can be hazardous to your health.

Welcome to 'Captain Butts' Beach', a big-budget 35mm feature film directed by the sensational Duck Dumont, who has assembled the hottest stars and the best butts ever seen. Stars Ashlyn Gere, Melanie Moore, Lacy Rose, Mona Lisa, Jamie Gillis, Randy Spears, Peter North and Marc Wallice find themselves back in the 17th Century on pirate's beach. 'Captain Butt's Beach' will have you saying 'Yo, Ho, Ho... it's a Pirate's Life'.

Nancy Nemo, Vivid's fantasy-obsessed directorial discovery, mines the rich vein of the dominant and obedient components in each of our sexual makeups, and comes up with this darkly erotic vision. Watch it, or disobey.

Covergirl Kelly and her cohorts are erotic dancers who perform best with each other.

An erotic writer seeks out inspiration.

Gorgeous covergirl Sierra is Melanie – a housewife who’s bored with her husband and ger sex life. So when her hubbie leaves town, Melanie checks into a mysterious erotic mansion where every door leads to a new fantasy. And only Melanie holds the key.

The sizzling series gets off to a rollicking start in this blistering opening salvo. It all starts with three bored porno executives who sit around and speculate about where to find the most perfect female genitalia in town. As all good porno performers would, they hire a dubiously qualified private eye (Tom Byron) to get to the bottom of things, as it were.

Celeste stars in this spy thriller with plenty of hot sex and plot twists. She goes down...way down! She does her best work undercover!

Ambitious young ladies train to be more than just nurses, they train to be Cheerleader Nurses.

An aspiring filmmaker searches for financing to fund her movie. She soon finds out that many potential "investors" are looking for a return on their investment that isn't limited to just money.

Ashlyn Gere at her finest!

It's still all about the pussy, man! The DVD hit of the year is back, with part two. We call it "The Prize." AVN called it "5 stars". And Hustler commented that it was "Fully Erect". It's got some of the hottest stars in the adult industry including Tiffany Mynx, Nasty Natasha, and Melanie Moore doing what they do best. Wrapping their hungry lips around a stiff cock, and then bouncing up and down on it until they reach a climactic ending that will have you pumping your piece and begging for more! So grab the lube and plenty of Kleenex and get ready to watch these gals suck and fuck these studs silly!

Seems to be the sequel

Pussy-putting. Naked car wash. Anal beads. Vibrating eggs. Water fights. Raft balling. Whipped cream. A 10-acre mansion. 3-way every way. Teases, close-ups, masturbation. Hot, spontaneous, reality-based sex. All in all, the biggest, wettest, wildest, Pussyman ever. It's new-attitude porn. And what's the attitude? Pussy, man.

Nurse Janet falls deep into a universe filled with lustful deviance. A place where sex runs rampant and totally out of control as she searches for her male idol, Dr. Manners.

To please her lover Kelly accepts to undergo a special education

Sierra and Peter North unload their lemon of a house on Jonathan Morgan and Lynn LeMay by showing the couple how the has has livened up their sex lives. So who's screwing who?

Back as a struggling producer trying to complete her first feature film in still hard to stop. This time she's up against the gorgeous, conniving mistress of her investors, who will do anything to sabotage her production...and that means seducing anyone who matters, ah, there's nothing like show business!

Live from Canoga Park, it's...........Saturday Night Porn part two! You've never seen TV this hot. The filthiest late night television for your enjoyment. Tonights schedule...a whole lot of cocksucking, deep fucking, ass licking, and girl-girl action. So don't even touch that dial... Enjoy watching milfs, housewives and lesbians as blondes and brunettes with big tits, tattoos, hairy pussies and long legs parade around in their lingerie, panties and stockings while having their breasts fondled and having their ass and pussies licked. There are many sexual acts such as, doggie, rimming, group sex, toe sucking, sex toys, face sitting, dildos, deepthroating, masturbation, handjob, fingering, anal play, cowgirl and then they will give blowjobs until they get cum shots all over their hot bodies and face. They even lick it up and eat it!

The year is 1961, the city is New York, and the company is American Garter, the nation's premier lingerie manufacturer. Travel back in time as you plunge into the daily soap opera that makes American Garter more than just another underwear company - but an erotic institution!

Cole Stevens falls in love with Carolyn Monroe at first site. And then he starts dreaming about her. He goes to a psychiatrist to describe the recurring nightmares where he is falling into Monroe's vagina. He is diagnosed as suffering from "vaginago." The only cure, to dive in head first and conquer one's fears.

Eighteen years have passed, and the Upsilon Sigma Sorority is still around, making sexual waves at Lost River College. This time around it's a case of disappearing dudes as the hottest studs on campus keep turning up missing, one-by-one. Are our oversexed sorority sisters behind it? Will their enemies discover their secret?

Vivid Film and Paul Thomas present the conclusion to the adult movie-making experience of 1992, Cinderella, with the stunning second act, The Stepsister. Raquel Darien and Savannah return to the scene of the fable, surrounded by a castle filled with adult's greatest luminaries. You'll marvel at the faithful period re-creations. The carriages drawn by horse, amidst sprawling gothic vistas. As Savannah and Raquel spar for sexiest, princes' battle foes while wenches stand by waiting their lustful turn. Return with us to the castle of ill repute, with Raquel as The Stepsister.

Adult film director Buttwoman is arrested. At the jail more lesbian anal adventures ensue.

VCA Gold Classics delivers the 4th installment of the Anal Adventure series. To make it in show business today, you need two things: a good agent and a great butt! These hot gals may not have agents, but they certainly have the 'ass'ets to make it big in Tinseltown.... as long as they bend over for the right producer!

VCA Gold takes you on yet another excursion into the Nether World of backdoor fun time! Tonisha vicariously lives out her "backdoor" fantasies with her husband and a selection of the hottest butts in town! It is in the CAN!

Buttman's been fired by Bruce Seven and replaced by Buttwoman! As things become more and more desperate for Buttman, he looks for any and every way to make ends meet while still scoping out lovely ladies with world class butts. Can he find a way to get back into Bruce Seven's good graces?

Vivid Film and Paul Thomas present the adult movie-making experience of 1992...Cinderalla...starring Savannah and Raquel Darian and featuring a castle filled with adult's greatest luminaries.

The seeds have been planted. Now it's time to pluck the flowers. Ona Zee returns in her intriguing portrayal of a family matriarch on the edge. Ashlyn Gere rekindles her scorching three-character role in the stunning conclusion of Michael Zen's erotic masterpiece. Victoria, Victoria, how does your garden grow? The secret is about to unfold.

"Uncle Bob" hosts a cable access show where he uses his air time to rant and rave about how he's getting fucked in business deals and how he winds up with squat. He puts his vehemence on the back burner, however, when Trudy the mail lady shows up and Bob offers to stonewash her Calvins. The enigmatic Nunzio confides his problems to Uncle Bob. Nunzio's talk about not being able to find the right girl prompts Bob's personal desire for a psychotic.

Victoria Hyde is obsessive. She tends to the lurid details of her family's private lives as carefully as she tends the flowers of her precious garden. But the Hydes are about to receive a trio of visitors, in the form of Ashlyn Gere, that is destined to disrupt the cozy, if sordid, word they share. Victoria's "Secret Garden" is going to need some weeding...

Indulge your cravings in this hot and nasty anal treat! Tasty buns getting filled with steamy, hot cock!

Hyapatia Lee is a woman rediscovering the singles scene after separating from her husband of eight years.

Lower the lights. Turn on the music. And let the sex show begin! Castellas, one of Hollywood's richest men, is looking for his own private dancer. Someone that can gyrate her pelvis, stretch her loins and thrust her young taut body before his hard throbbing groin. Lucky Jake gets to interview the horny hopefuls who come to try out. Some of them can't even dance at all! But that's OK because they use their glistening bodies for better things than the two-step. Lou Anne has luscious lips that won't quit. And when Amber does her erotic aerobics, this really start to sizzle and sweat. By the time these hot auditions are over, you'll wish you had your own Private Dancer.

Some of the most talented and popular starlets of the early 90s come together for this tantalizing tribute to the carnal charms of the old casting couch. A series of gals get the once over from lecherous producers as they try to sex their way into the business.

We confess. We've been harboring a secret fantasy for a long, long time. Her name is Cameo. And the secret is out.

VCA Gold Classics is helping by making your fantasy pure reality with this classic fuck fest! Filled with intense classic sex scenes. Bodacious bodies and luscious tits. You won't want to miss a second of this hardcore classic action! If you visualize it happening..... it will!

Rachel has a talent. Through writing, she can create erotic masterpieces that leave everyone at the height of ecstasy. But when she learns that others are enjoying her works more than she is, she vows to learn why. For Rachel this a journey into the classic world of "Andrew Blake."

A young doctor discovers that dealing with sexual deviance among his patients can open doors to depravity in his own life.

It Was Lust At First Sight...

Some People Collect Art. Some People Collect People. You may not know abstract from cubist, or cubist from cubed cheese. You may not know are, but we know what you like. Chicks, welcome to Collectible, the gallery of stars: Alexis Devell, Danielle Rogers, Melanie Moore, and more and more. All in a visually stunning feature involving an eccentric collector who breathes life into art - literally!

Judge Clarence Thompson on the eve of his appointment to a high court with his clerk. But he also has a wife ... and a pair of hookers who pass before his bench. It's a big night and here cum 'da judge.

A Pussy Called Wanda is a parody in name only. The story revolves around the PussyCat Escort Agency and its' clientele.

Meet these naughty nurses as they reveal their deepest sexual desires!

Realizing that her marriage is in trouble, Diedre takes the advice of a tantalizing sex show hostess, Miss May. Dressed in garters and lace, Diedre goes off to seduce her husband, Bob, only to find him lusting over his luscious secretary. But Diedre knows she is irresistible. In a steamy jacuzzi, she teases Bob by pleasing her friend Heather. What Diedre doesn't know, is that Heather has a plan of her own. She too, watches the sultry Miss May. With soft lightning, satin and lace, and romantic music, the mood is set for sex. And in the end, Diedre proves that she's too sexy for just one man.

Dr. Peter Proctor is doing well with his unorthodox anal clinic where patients more often enter through the back door.

Two friends leave their husbands and set out on their own. But, along the way, they accidentally kill a guy at some bar (or do they), and get into the habit of robbing banks. Then, they meet up with a pair of hot lesbian drifters.

When things get a little dull around the office, leave it to Sunny McKay to give the place a jump-start. With her unique brand of saucy phone sex, Sunny gives the workers a raise - between their legs! And what starts as a bit of playful speakerphone sex soon ends up as a sexual free-for-all in Hard Talk. It's that simple.

Sexually addictive substance

A private eye is hired to find a pink pussycat.

How can girls sooo bad be sooo good? Catch them in the act! The girls' rehabilitation becomes a political football as two powerful congresswomen battle for supremacy. Naturally the girl-girl action let up for a minute!

Doctor, experimenting in dream therapy, uses his wife as a subject.

Lawyer Rick Hope (Mike Horner) wonders if a homicidal maniac is out to get him. Wife (Sharon Kane) tells him that it’s just his distant cousin Martin who is coming out for the weekend, but Rick swears Martin is actually a former client – a mass murderer named Jack De Niro who swore to get even with Hope for blowing a trial that sent him to prison.

Victoria Paris plays a woman with a lot on her plate. She's a businesswoman, a wife and a part-time college student who is involved in a research project on human sexuality. This involves observing tapes of couples making love. Victoria finds that watching all this filmed sex has brought out a voyeuristic side of her nature, and she spends more and more time alone, watching and fantasizing.

An X-rated movie producer sells 200% of his next dirty picture, then must figure out how to make certain it flops ... or risk going to jail when his investors come calling.

Randy adventures at a western themed bar.

LIVE from Canoga Park, its - SATURDAY NIGHT PORN!! Welcome to the show with the most gorgeous stars, the hottest sex and lots of laughs! Don't touch that dial, stay tuned because - YOU'RE IN FOR ONE HELL OF A SHOW!! Get ready to get off! Enjoy sex fiends!!

Inside Herman's head live the different sides of his personality ... who fight over what Herman should think and do, especially when it comes to his love life.

A series of Vignettes purporting to show us Ashlyn Gere's personal life

Sometimes you just have to go with your instincts, and when you're delicious Ashlyn Gere, that means delving into your wildest sexual desires. Ashlyn plays a struggling painter whose nude subjects are starting to populate her dreams. Each dream is more stunningly steamy than the last, until she can't take it anymore and needs to take matters (and a few lucky friends) into her own capable hands. Meanwhile, her erotic works of art are causing gallery owner Jon Dough and his sexy secretary Cassidy to experience some sultry stirrings of their own! Will Ashlyn get her stuff shown in their gallery? With subjects this enticing, she's sure to have the art world at her feet -- or at least the foot of her bed!

Why not listen to a complete stranger, a woman, on how to behave during sex and get advice during the hot action? Listen to the partner's horny thoughts as they go about the hot action.

It's the wettest series in the history of porn. With only the most beautiful girls in the hottest stickiest, horniet of places. You'll need a towel, or at least a tissue. Suit up for Waterbabies.

Amy’s hot, fiery passion not only makes her lovers explode, but glasses shatter with her every orgasmic scream. Unfortunately. Amy can’t seem to find a man to satisfy her burning sexual appetite. But in matters of sex, Amy won’t give up. She discovers, as will you, a horny super stud who can fulfill her frenzied desires and together, they shatter all sexual boundaries with consuming screams of lust!"

There are some people that wait for marriage, some women who are simply waiting for the right guy. And then there are some women are content to wait for a man to give them all the sex they deeply need. But, these lovely creatures will go right ahead and seduce guys to fulfill their very nasty Hidden Desires.

Men lust after her sultry beauty. Women want to posses her charm. When she walks into a room, the air vibrates with passion. Who is this object of everyone's desire? She's the pulsating priestess of sexuality. But unfortunately, she can be very temperamental. When she storms off the set, director Norman must find another hot lady. Lucky for Norman, nubile newcomers Jane and Alicia are only too happy to accommodate. Witness their sexual confessions as they kneel to perform to become the next... PORNOGRAPHIC PRIESTESS.

Howdy Pardner! The black saddletramps from Zane are back; ready to ride the stable of young white fillies. A whirlwind of buckin' broncs and honky-tonks ensues.

For some women, their deepest pleasure is always the... Bottom Line!

They live for the sun. Well, not just for the sun. They home in on almost any form of warm object. They're sure to appear whenever or wherever the temperature is inching up. Why do you think we call them Heat Seekers?

Hypnotist Eric Price places several government-types under a post hypnotic suggestion so that they become overwhelmed with a desire to have sex every time they hear the word "Bush."

To be used as a sexual object in a wicked sex club in Paris and having all holes filled by couple of unknown men is the daydream Sarah opens with in Sarah Young’s Private Fantasies 15 (previously released in Dirty Woman 2). She is introduced to the shifty looking club boss as the new girl. The event room is already the hot spot for a lot of wildly fucking guests, and Sarah, despite being shy in the beginning, is soon in the middle of all the heat. There are enough butts, tits, cunts and blowing mouths around her to satisfy every viewer, but the highlight is Sarah again, warmed up by a turbo double penetration that has her tail-light fucked and creamed with cum. Opening the second sequence, Sarah serves us a real erotic jewel – a true collector’s item featuring the very young Tabatha Cash from The Sarah Young Collection 6.

Randy West is a hard-boiled private dick whose been having some hard times lately. The jobs haven't been rolling in like they used to, and it's getting harder and harder to pay the bills. Luckily, though a high-paying gig just presented itself, although something tells Randy he may live to regret taking it. It seems that there's an especially powerful aphrodisiac which has gone missing, and a mysterious somebody is willing to pay big money to get it back. So Randy heads out on the trail of the looted aphrodisiac determined to get it back. Along the way, perhaps predictably, he encounters a series of shady characters who have nothing on their minds but drawing Randy into sleazy, hyper kinky encounters.

Welcome to Twin Cheeks, a very friendly town. Some residents will bend over backwards to make your stay a pleasant one.

What do you get when you mix black and white? If you said "grey" you haven't seen Zane's latest interracial piece from the palette of director Jim Enright. Black; White; Light; Dark. It all depends on how you mix them. Watch Twilight, and see how black and white makes blue.

For sale: hot new property that is sure to perk your interest... It may be cheap, but it's not free!

For Deeper Pleasures...& Darker Fantasies...She Wants Anal Climax

As the story goes, Shanna McCullough has decided to leave adult movies, but is talked into one final fling, as both actress and director, by a Florida swamp land salesman and porn investor named Sid Nickles. Her goal is to make art. But, as she soon finds out, porn does not imitate art, or, for that matter, life.

God decides that what the world needs is a nice, good, clean porno film, and brings up Nick from "down below" to put one together. Nick decides to use as his cast various prominent figures from throughout history.

Sexual intrigue runs rampant when a group of diplomats and spies are trapped together in an embassy building under siege in the Middle East.

Several adult actors doing things very unlike things a virgin usually does.

All girl Feature pro / am

Alicyn Sterling stars in a non-story about her divorcing hubby Joey Silvera.