Dian Bachar

Dian Bachar

Born: October 26, 1970
in Denver, Colorado, USA
Dian Bachar (born October 26, 1970 in Denver, Colorado) is an American actor. He is most notable for his roles in various films by or starring his friends Trey Parker and Matt Stone, such as Cannibal! The Musical (George Noon), Orgazmo (Ben Chapleski) and his most famous role as Kenny "Squeak" Scolari in 1998's BASEketball, as well as making the occasional appearance on South Park. He also appeared as an alien engineer in Galaxy Quest, although the bulk of his scenes were cut (but can be seen on the DVD).

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Nightmare Alley
Title: Nightmare Alley
Character: Fee Fee the Birdgirl
Released: December 2, 2021
Type: Movie
An ambitious carnival man with a talent for manipulating people with a few well-chosen words hooks up with a female psychologist who is even more dangerous than he is.
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The Man in the Silo
Title: The Man in the Silo
Character: David
Released: January 9, 2016
Type: Movie
Racial family conflict results in a horrific car accident that leaves Marcus Wells a successful African American executive, proud husband and father--alone, in a secret world of guilt and despair, while he cares for his wife's incapacitated grandmother. Displaced from city to farm life, Marcus faces his darkest fears, his wife's vengeful grandmother, and the truth about himself.
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The Murders of Brandywine Theater
Title: The Murders of Brandywine Theater
Character: Henry Kosta
Released: September 12, 2014
Type: Movie
Story of a depressed, small-town ventriloquist named Henry (Bachar) who finally comes out of his shell when his puppet ‘Moxxy’ (voiced by Les Claypool of Primus fame) begins speaking up for him. All is seemingly well until the cruel and charismatic puppet becomes uncontrollable, resulting in a bizarre battle of wills and even murder.
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Retreat!
Title: Retreat!
Character: Pvt. McBain
Released: May 25, 2012
Type: Movie
Inspired by war films from the 1950's, Retreat! tells the story of nine U.S. Soldiers who were forced to retreat into unknown territories deep in the heart of Korea.
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The Life of Lucky Cucumber
Title: The Life of Lucky Cucumber
Character: Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh
Released: January 1, 2008
Type: Movie
Wannabe filmmakers Phillip Fellini (Sam Maccarone) and Forrest Fonda (Preston Lacy) think they've found the subject of a lifetime when they meet a cave-dwelling, beer-swilling Missouri backwoodsman named Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh (Dian Bachar), rumored to be the unluckiest man alive. But when Lucky's fortunes begin to turn, he and the filmmakers end up on a wild adventure in a comic mockumentary.
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Electric Apricot
Title: Electric Apricot
Character: Stacey "Skip" Holmes
Released: November 9, 2007
Type: Movie
Electric Apricot is a spoof of jam bands centered around the band, Electric Apricot, in the style of "This Is Spinal Tap"
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Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
Title: Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary
Character: Limo Driver
Released: March 2, 2007
Type: Movie
The hardest group you've never heard of is back. Gangsta Rap is a mockumentary based on a group of over the hill gangster rappers (circa NWA), trying to make a comeback. Its a hilarious look at the soft underbelly of hard core hip hop.
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National Lampoon's TV: The Movie
Title: National Lampoon's TV: The Movie
Character: Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger
Released: August 6, 2006
Type: Movie
A celebration of the ever increasing depravity of television in our society-- it's a channel surfing adventure through the most utterly ridiculous spoofed television programming and commercials.
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No Rules
Title: No Rules
Character: Grady
Released: January 1, 2005
Type: Movie
This action film follows the triumphs of a small town mixed martial artist whose good hearted actions, desire to be an MMA champion and the haunting visions of his parent's double murder lead him to a Cagefighting showdown; where he is forced to face his fears, defend his family name, fathers honor, and in the end risk his own life in the cage.
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The Book Of Orgazmo
Title: The Book Of Orgazmo
Character: Self
Released: October 7, 2003
Type: Movie
Ever wonder how they ever managed to make a movie like Orgazmo? Well, bickering duo Elder Tom and Elder Mattt host this tour of the mind of creator Trey Parker and what inspired him to make the movie. Even interviewed are the cast and crew, even features scenes of the original 16mm trailer and more never seen footage. Also discussed is "Does shaving your balls really make the ol' johnson look bigger, how fans loved the movie, collected the merchandise and danced the disco music. Also shown are behind-the-scenes looks at the movie, as well as how difficult each effect was in doing since they didn't have the convenience of computer animation back then.
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Snatch
Title: Snatch
Character: Brick Henchman (uncredited)
Released: September 1, 2000
Type: Movie
Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.
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The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
Title: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
Character: RBTV Studio Technician
Released: June 30, 2000
Type: Movie
Rocky and Bullwinkle have been living off the finances made from the reruns of their cartoon show. Boris and Natasha somehow manage to crossover into reality and team up with Fearless Leader, an evil criminal turned media mogul with some evil plans up his sleeve. Rocky and Bullwinkle must stop the three of them before they wreak havoc.
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Galaxy Quest
Title: Galaxy Quest
Character: Nervous Tech
Released: December 25, 1999
Type: Movie
For four years, the courageous crew of the NSEA protector - "Commander Peter Quincy Taggart" (Tim Allen), "Lt. Tawny Madison (Sigourney Weaver) and "Dr.Lazarus" (Alan Rickman) - set off on a thrilling and often dangerous mission in space...and then their series was cancelled! Now, twenty years later, aliens under attack have mistaken the Galaxy Quest television transmissions for "historical documents" and beam up the crew of has-been actors to save the universe. With no script, no director and no clue, the actors must turn in the performances of their lives.
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BASEketball
Title: BASEketball
Character: Squeak Scolari
Released: July 28, 1998
Type: Movie
Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.
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Orgazmo
Title: Orgazmo
Character: Ben Chapleski / Choda Boy
Released: July 2, 1998
Type: Movie
A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.
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Title: South Park
Character: Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)
Released: August 13, 1997
Type: TV
Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
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Cannibal! The Musical
Title: Cannibal! The Musical
Character: George Noon
Released: August 30, 1996
Type: Movie
Heading through Colorado Territory in search of gold and women, Alferd Packer and his group of bemused companions find themselves lost, starving and musically inspired by the obstacles they confront along the way, including a die-hard Confederate cyclops, a trio of surly trappers, a tribe of Japanese-speaking "Indians," and ultimately, each other.
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Your Studio and You
Title: Your Studio and You
Character: Man Eating Sandwich
Released: February 1, 1995
Type: Movie
A parody of 1950s corporate/industrial films, commissioned by Universal Pictures executives after the studio's purchase by Seagrams, and featuring cameos by many stars and directors.
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Time Warped
Title: Time Warped
Released: January 1, 1995
Type: Movie
A musical romp through time.
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Title: Time Warped
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: TV
Time Warped was a failed historic satire TV series created by future South Park creator Trey Parker in 1995. The series consisted of two pilot episodes - a musical version of Aaron and Moses's quest to free the Hebrews and a prehistoric love story between a Homo erectus and an Australopithecus.