Icon Male proudly presents A Mans Touch featuring the most gorgeous men in the industry engaging in pure passion. You know the type of erotic massage that's spoken about in those massage parlors. Those mythical massages are actually real... instead of relaxing on the massage table, these studs get inspired to up the ante and get into hardcore sex. It's massage like you've never seen it before.

NakedSword celebrates 20 years with the ultimate collection showcasing the most-popular, hard-hitting scenes they've ever produced. The complete set delivers award-winning hardcore action, including energized orgies, ball-busting bareback, eye-popping double penetration and the most-talked-about and most-watched gay porn from the last two decades. Clocking in at nearly 12 full hours of the hottest men throwing down scorching hot sucking and fucking, the NakedSword 20th Anniversary Collection four-disc set is a must have for any library. Get all four collections today! Here is Volume One and contains five hardcore scenes including an eye-popping double penetration in Tel Aviv, a ball-sack draining orgy in Prague, a sun drenched bareback superstar POV, and more.

There is nothing like help from Daddy, these young studs are hungry and ready to seduce experienced older men. Hot, sexy daddies always crave the touch of gorgeous young men and are ready and willing to help these young guys explore all of their wildest fantasies!

All of your fantasies about Loving Brent Corrigan come true in this two part mini-series for the ultimate Brent Corrigan fan! Find out what it’s like to wake up next to him, help him out in the shower, feed him breakfast, workout and spend the day getting your huge cock sucked and fucking your favorite porn star in his tight perfect hole! There’s no better way to experience Loving Brent Corrigan!

Two Moore's are better than one. Logan Moore and Josh Moore are mega-hot studs, desired by many, who all love to help them fulfill their needs. It's time for Logan and Josh to open up and give the guys who are 'Hungry for Moore' everything they've ever wanted and 'Moore'.

Falcon Studios takes you to the bathhouse on a quest to find the hottest bodies to satisfy your deepest desires. Dim lights, anonymous men, and unlimited places to suck a dick or fuck an ass is all in 'A Night at the Entourage'. Watch nine hung and horny studs make your night a whole lot sexier when they meet up for random sex and unleash all the cum you can handle. After seeing these hunks in action, you'll wish you were out for 'A Night at the Entourage'.

When there's nothing else to do but to stay out of the sun, the studs of 'Mojave Heat' will show you how it's done.

Sit back and relax poolside with 10 horny studs who will inject your summer day with heat. 'Hidden Palms' will make your day off a little livelier and a lot more satisfying with plenty of rock hard abs, big throbbing dicks, and lots of love to go around.

Welcome to New Orleans, where it's balls out and anything goes all day and all night long. The bars are packed, the tourists are out, and the jazz permeates through the humid air and fills up the entire French Quarter. Sit back and take in the sights, try the food, and hit the sheets with 10 hung studs who can't get enough sensory overload in this most amazing of Southern cities.

If you're horny and looking for a sexy guy to get with, all you have to do is open up your phone and get 'HOOK'D!'

Dive 'Into the Blue' with a cadre of gorgeous men in a luxurious private pool. These studs are hot and as the temperature rises, so does their need for sexual satisfaction. Tony Dimarco directs seven toned, horny studs as they suck, rim fuck, and shoot enormous loads in and next to the stunning waters underneath the bright clear sky.

Life’s pretty awesome for Tom Faulk. The carefree 24-year old spends his days drinking beer, smoking weed and going balls-to-the-wall with his motocross buddies - pulling stunts, jumps, burnouts, and tearing up the acreage around his uncle’s ranch with dreams of going pro. Drunken parties, testosterone induced brawls, brutal grunge sex, and a pissed off probation officer bring everything to a head. With the help of his cousin (Brent Corrigan) and his uncle (JJ Knight), Tom realizes it’s time to leave his Texas Neverland for the real world. The only question is… can he do it?

12 years ago…Falcon Studios released Heaven To Hell, one of the most talked-about and successful gay porn movies of all time. An epic story of good versus evil finally continues in Earthbound: Heaven to Hell 2…

Sexy, successful 'Property Lovers' Brent Corrigan and JJ Knight just bought their dream home: all it needs is a bit of remodeling for everything to be just perfect.

After years of being stuck in a webcam rut, adult mega-star Brent Corrigan has promised something completely different to his fans, his beloved ‘LoverBees.’ Little does he know that a twisted Ultra Fan has incriminating evidence and will use it to hijack his live show. A series of orchestrated events go from mild to wild to downright dangerous, all in an attempt to bring Brent back into the business. Who is behind this master plan and how far will they go? The real question is how far will Brent go to save someone he loves? Find out in Ultra Fan!

Welcome to 'Urban Spokes,' a secret sex club for San Francisco's hottest, horniest, most intense cyclists.

A-Team All-Stars: Brent Corrigan is a collection of the finest sex ever shot by Falcon Studios Group A-Team Exclusive Brent Corrigan. This collector's edition includes Brent Corrigan's hottest man-on-man action compiled into one steamy, dick-hardening, orgasm-creating DVD. The Falcon Studios Group A-Team is a group of the most talented gay porn performers in the world, and this DVD showcases Brent Corrigan's best male erotica to date.

The studs are all asking 'About Last Night'. Find out just what happened when this bachelor party squad got lit and let it all hang out with super-hung husband-to-be JJ Knight. The bachelor party gets rolling on a party bus and it doesn't take long before this crazy night in Vegas gets seriously sexed up. These horny, ripped men throw caution to the wind and let loose for the sake of cocksucking, ass-rimming, hole-pounding action!

Slip into an exclusive, full-service spa, where the gorgeous, muscled clients and masseurs will do whatever it takes to deliver 'Deep Release.' For the ultimate spa experience, join these gorgeous men for a 'Deep Release' that will leave your muscles soothed, your ass stretched, and your balls drained!

Darius Ferdynand's massive meat is the star in these six jaw-dropping, hot scenes!

Sean Zevran's massive meat is the star in these six jaw-dropping, hot scenes!

Andrew Stark's massive meat is the star in these six jaw-dropping, hot scenes!

Since the beginning of time, the world's great artists have painted, sculpted, and chiseled in stone their interpretation of the ideal male image. Today we capture the most perfect male specimens on video for you all to worship. Celebrate their sexual prowess in six scenes of ass-pounding, nut-busting action collected specifically for you, a true connoisseur of all-male, hardcore sex. Behold the handsome faces, muscular physiques, washboard abs, huge bubble-butts, and enormous hard cocks of NakedSword's Gods Of Porn.

These Superstars are 'Magnums'! Everything about them is bigger: their cocks, their passion, their spectacular performances. Scorching hot fucking of this intensity has never been witnessed until now. This unbelievably erotic, supernova fuck-fest from director Nick Foxx features some of the biggest and brightest stars to ever appear in gay porn and a meeting of mega-stars that's been a decade in the making. 'Magnums', A-Team Exclusive Brent Corrigan & Pierre Fitch show their massive endowments and fiery performances in the most anticipated pairing of the 21st century -- a flip fuck for the ages! 'Magnums' continues to inspire awe with shining performances from A-Team Exclusives Ryan Rose, Sebastian Kross, Austin Wolf and Derek Atlas, as well as fan favorite Brenner Bolton. Derek Atlas and Ryan Rose deliver sizzling chemistry in a sweat-filled, gripping flip-fuck.

The most stunning men sport huge hard ons in their swim suits, the heat stirring their desires, the crystal blue waters and other sexy men inviting them for a dip. Poolside sex is steamy, sensual and satisfying. And, in Poolside 1, the first of two super-charged releases from director Bruno Bond, steamy sexual encounters heat up the screen when nine gorgeous men rendezvous Poolside for the breathtaking outdoor action that Falcon is famous for. Brent Corrigan and Darius Ferdynand share an intense connection with a high-impact flip flop. Anthony Russo provides oral and anal pleasure to Ryan Rose, resulting in a shower of cum for Anthony. Bulging swimsuits can't contain the lust between Josh Conners and Derek Atlas, and they reach a stunning climax together. Darius Ferdynand and Anthony Verusso trade eager blow jobs in the hot summer sun. Brenner Bolton takes on Lucas Knight's monster cock from both ends, climaxing in a deluge of cum into the turquoise waters of the pool!

What happens in Vegas... happens at the HustlaBall, the most decadent porn party on the planet! Some boys will do anything to get a ticket...anything. Will Cody find the go-go boy of his dreams? Will Chris find true love with superstar Brent Corrigan? Find out which boy wakes up stranded in the desert and which boys wake up married. NakedSword has your VIP all-access pass to the wildest weekend in Vegas where today’s hottest gay porn stars show you their Vegas Hustle!

The sexy Falcon studs in Moving Up are making a move on the objects of their sexual desires in a penthouse condo overlooking the desert. The stunning men of Moving Up are going down and getting fucked by each other in director Bruno Bond's all-sex, Falcon Studios fuckathon. These guys have the bodies, they have the right moves, they have the desire, and they have the room with a view. All that's missing is a voyeur with high-powered binoculars looking in from afar, or you, for whom they are putting on the hottest sexual show. Theo Ford is a horned-up six-footer with sculpted muscles who first hits it with mega-star Brent Corrigan. Darius Ferdynand gets a piece of Andrea Suarez' slim hips and swimmer's bod. Theo comes back for more with handsome Brenner Bolton, who gets his hungry holes filled with Theo's huge cock.

When fatherly love becomes forbidden lust. Long time friends Douglas (Nick Capra) and Scott (Rob Yaeger) have watched each other's sons Daniel and Noah (Brent Corrigan and Alex Greene) grow up into strapping young men. But when the fathers and sons get together to celebrate Daniels 18th birthday, Douglas is faced with a sudden attraction to young, athletic Noah. Meanwhile, daddy Scott is seduced by vulnerable, sex_starved Daniel.

Brent Corrigan is all man: his lean body is packed with defined muscle. Andrew Stark towers over Brent, with a toned swimmer's build and an epic, meaty boner. Brent swallows Andrew's cock in an impressive display of deep throating, and it comes out even thicker and harder than it went in. Brent gasps and drools, exclaiming, 'Big!' and switches to Andrew's enormous balls. Andrew's craving for Brent's hole is so intense, he literally rips Brent's jeans off his body. With sexual fervor, Andrew drives his tongue, then his thumb, into Brent's eager hole. On his hands and knees, Brent arches his back, offering direct access to his bubble butt. Andrew drives his cock home. They work together to find the deepest, most pleasurable angles of penetration. Sweat begins pouring down Brent's smooth, hard torso. Cum bursts out of Brent's cock like fireworks, as he swivels to capture Andrew's load in his mouth.

When fatherly love becomes forbidden lust. Long time friends Douglas and Scott have watched each other's sons Daniel and Noah grow up into strapping young men. But when the fathers and sons get together to celebrate Daniels 18th birthday, Douglas is faced with a sudden attraction to young, athletic Noah. Meanwhile, daddy Scott is seduced by vulnerable, sex-starved Daniel.

Icon Male takes you inside a special massage parlor, where closeted men can finally indulge in the gay sex they crave. Brent Corrigan is an all American football hero who secretly yearns for another man's touch, so smooth daddy Adam Russo gives the frustrated stud what he needs. Uptight, geeky actor Josh Pierce gets a royal opening from hot, hung muscleman Trenton Ducati, and arrogant musician Cliff Jensen gives in to beautiful Brandon Wilde.

Charged with testosterone, pheromones and sexual tension, the locker room is the source of countless fantasies. Those stimulating scenes come alive in 'Jacked,' filmed in sweaty, spit-fueled, cum-blasting detail by Falcon Edge director Nick Foxx. Brent Corrigan gets a full-force fucking by muscle god Sean Zevran. Ryan Rose draws Brenner Bolton in with a knowing look, and the action gets more and more intense until Ryan snowballs cum into Brenner's mouth. Josh Conners savors the scents and strokes of Nick Sterling, who launches a giant load clear across the room. Brent Corrigan takes a pile-driving fuck from Brian Bonds that leaves them both covered in cum. This is the sex you wish you could have when you're at the gym, with bold, horny men who are totally 'Jacked.'

Keegan Dark returns to the the heart of California's winery valleys to make peace with his long-estranged family. Instead, he finds a harrowing mystery that endangers his family's lives and livelihood.

A gay couple decide to experiment with an open relationship but can their relationship survive it?

A group of college boys, bored with the every day "gay life" of LA, decide to skip Pride weekend in exchange for a camping trip in the woods. Quickly overcome with boredom in their new surroundings, the boys venture into a game that ultimately unleashes the vengeful spirit of a local legend known as Malice Valeria. Overcome by her deadly plan of tainted love and her thirst to take back what was lost long ago, the boys must now band together before they fall victim to the poisons of a broken heart.

With a tour in Afghanistan behind him, war-torn Chris Jensen struggles to assimilate back to life in California. Drifting and living out of his car, he soon discovers that few are willing to deal with the remnants of a damaged career military man. Chris is self medicating; desperate to silence the echoes from the front lines. When an opportunity finally presents itself, he makes the hard decision to employ his most coveted talents honed in special ops. A job is a job and Chris knows civilian life can be just as cut-throat as time on active duty. But just how close does he have to get to Andrew Warner to secure the kill?

There are an estimated 370 million pornographic websites online. Porn is now a thirteen BILLION dollar business. So who’s doing all this moonlighting? Turns out it is probably some people you know. Hometown Porn Star follows the lives of guys in the neighbourhood who are likely a lot more famous than you – at least on the Internet.

I'm a Porn Star follows the lives of guys in the neighborhood who are likely a lot more famous than you - at least on the Internet. There are an estimated 370 million pornographic websites on-line. Porn is now a thirteen BILLION dollar business. So who's doing all this moonlighting? Turns out -- probably some people you know.

After a chance encounter online, Caleb meets and falls head over heels for Jeremy. Soon the line between love and lies blur. Struggling to keep his past a secret, including his mentally ill mother, Caleb slowly succumbs to his darker side. A sudden turn of events finds Jeremy held captive, until Caleb's quest for the truth is revealed.

Jocks, cocks, guidos, football players and legendary bottoms like cover boy Brent Corrigan fill out this classic collection of some of the best and hottest buttfucking in the Jet Set Men library. Six amazing hardcore buttfucking scenes featuring the biggest stars in the biz make this the ultimate must have DVD for the summer.

The story of five young people's unique first experiences in New York City.

It's the closing night at the last drive-in theater in America and Cecil B. Kaufman has planned the ultimate marathon of lost film prints to unleash upon his faithful cinephile patrons. Four films so rare that they have never been exhibited publicly on American soil until this very night! With titles like Wadzilla, I Was a Teenage Werebear, The Diary of Anne Frankenstein, and Zom-B-Movie, Chillerama not only celebrates the golden age of drive-in B horror shlock but also spans over four decades of cinema with something for every bad taste.

My Big Fucking Dick 3 features five smoldering scenes featuring porn icon Chad Hunt and his jaw-dropping cock! From tea-room to poolside-resort,through leather bars and casting couches and into some very special by-invitation-only parties, no collection is complete without this incredible collection of Chad Hunt's hottest footage on record. Big just doesn't do Chad's mammoth prick justice, but this scorching collection does, indeed.

A repressed gay teen transforms into a beast after being bitten by a hunky classmate.

Homophobic detective Mark Rima must "partner" up with the very gay and flamboyant Detective Chris Riant to stop a serial killing Nun from offing 5 band members otherwise known as "The Ex Choir Boys." But when it is determined that the detectives can't solve the case on their own, expert F.B.I. profiler Agent Peccant (comedian Ant) is assigned to the case. As the details of the case slowly emerge the police determine that that the "nun" may only be a silent witness to the grisly murders. The task force then turns its attention on the Catholic Church and a suspect group of Priests that have had a propensity for "cleansing the souls" of innocent young choir boys.

A quirk in time and space gives a failed filmmaker the chance to reshape his destiny when he visits his peculiar alma mater.

The definitive Cobra Video Brent Corrigan Anthology featuring his early works. Includes scenes from the world wide bestsellers: Fuck Me Raw, Cream Boys and Take It Like A Bad Boy

A Chris Steele Parody of the real Levi Johnston's 15 minutes of fame in the media spotlight and his misadventures in nude modeling.

Brent Corrigan is hard at work again as he and five other hot models give you a taste of what it means to be in the business. Includes Brent's double penetration scene with Randy and Hunter and a hot sandwich with Andy Banks, Ryan Buckley and Randy! Also stars Jake Green.

Created by gay directors and actors, Boys On Film features numerous award-winning shorts that deal with all aspects of gay life. Volume 3: American Boy contains seven complete films: Adam Salky's "Dare" starring Adam Fleming, Michael Cassidy, and Marla Burkholder; Jody Wheeler's "In The Closet" starring J.T. Tepnapa and Brent Corrigan; Dennis Shinners's "Area X" starring Matt Schuneman and Antony Raymond; Julian Breece's "The Young & Evil" starring Vaughn Lowery, Diana Elizabeth Jordan, and Reggie Watkins; Brian Krinsky's "Dish :)" starring Matthew Monge, Jeff Martin, and Octavio Altamirano; Carter Smith's "Bugcrush" starring Josh Caras and Donald Cumming; and Kyle Thomas Coker's "Astoria, Queens" starring Aaron Michael Davies, James Heffron, Sangeeta Parekh, and Hayley Thompson-King.

Palm Springs, California is a desert oasis that, during the summer, is one of the hottest places on the planet. Brent Corrigan brought a handful of his boys to this lush resort town to turn up the sexual heat, and it is all captured in his latest adventure from Dirty Bird Pictures entitled Brent Corrigan's Heat.

Falcon Studios presents the Best of the 2000s Volume 2! Five discs...over fifty men...twenty five scenes...Eight hours.

Paul and Eddie have just begun previews for the new Off-Broadway musical "Adam and Steve - Just the Way God Made 'Em." Their lives strangely mirror the characters they are playing. Paul is looking for the perfect man and Eddie is dealing with how his sexuality and faith can mix.

Chason (played by gorgeous Kaden Saylor) continues his quest to find his identity, with the help of a tight young doctor, played by Brent Corrigan. This sexy cast includes Grabby's cock of the year, Devin Moss, and a host of hot, fresh, exclusive Active Duty amateurs! Don't miss all of the action, sucking, rimming, fucking, circle sucks and sandwiches!

Join RuPaul, the world's most famous drag queen, as the host, mentor and judge for the ultimate in drag queen competitions. The top drag queens in the U.S. will vie for drag stardom as RuPaul, in full glamazon drag, will reign supreme in all judging and eliminations while helping guide the contestants as they prepare for each challenge.

Join RuPaul, the world's most famous drag queen, as the host, mentor and judge for the ultimate in drag queen competitions. The top drag queens in the U.S. will vie for drag stardom as RuPaul, in full glamazon drag, will reign supreme in all judging and eliminations while helping guide the contestants as they prepare for each challenge.

Four university students head to Florida for spring break and enroll in a contest to see who can get the most sexual partners.

The true story of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man ever elected to public office. In San Francisco in the late 1970s, Harvey Milk becomes an activist for gay rights and inspires others to join him in his fight for equal rights that should be available to all Americans.

A behind-the-scenes look at the lives of some of gay adult cinema’s hottest talents.

See what made Erik Rhodes a true Falcon Legend! Nine scorching-hot, full-length scenes from some of Falcon's greatest titles of all-time make this collection a must-own.

Brent Corrigan and five of his hot friends escape to beautiful New Orlean's for a wild week of reality-style filming! You never know what can happen when these sexy horn dogs get together! 5 full sex scenes complete with orgies, sandwiches, rimming, kissing, deep throating, big dicks, and wild antics.

An anonymous bedroom inside a typical apartment somewhere in Los Angeles. A pair of young men enter, one having scored a one-night stand, the other giving away little as to his true intentions.

Chason Porne (Kaden Saylor) must fuck friends and enemies to uncover the truth about his identity after being beaten and raped by goons. Strap in for one wild ride with this action-packed journey filled with guns, hi-speed chases, oral, anal, rimming, domination, threesomes, sandwiches, giant cocks and gorgeous men!

King Cole returns and he's brought Chaz with him! Superstar Brent Corrigan makes his Active Duty debut, while Kaden, Spencer, Mason, Reese and Brock are also on board. You cannot miss this one! A Note From Dink ... Drafted 3 brings with it the long awaited return of one of Active Duty's most beloved guys, King Cole. From the very first day I saw Cole I knew that he would leave a mark on my work and my life that would last for the rest of my career.

See what made Roman Heart a true Falcon legend! Nine scorching-hot, full-length scenes from some of Falcon's greatest titles of all time make this collection a must-see.

Sexy Brent Corrigan is back with another all new collection of hot young newcummers in four hot widescreen scenes! Brent Corrigan, Justice McClain, Turk Melrose, Jacob Powell, Steve Oliver, Cameron Lane, and Curtis Hoffman pack this film with what you crave the most...sex, sex, and finally just a bit more of just sex!

This special DVD is so packed with with what you want, just the sex, that we had to make it dual-layer to fit it all on! These hot scenes are brought to you in conjunction with Prodigy Pictures, and have never been seen before. They star sexy Brent Corrigan, and a cast of hand-picked young guys. Special features.

Come inside the warm and cozy Lake Tahoe cabin with 10 men from the 4-H club of hunky, hot, hung, handsome young men. Hand-picked by director and porn star Brant Corrigan, the ground activities will turn your head, warm your heart, get your hands moving and improve your health with the exercise youll get from whacking your meat to eight scenes. Solos, duos, 4-ways and a full group sexfest will get you to the summit!

Cobra Video hot smooth twinks with some hot jocks! Five of Cobra Video's hottest Cobraboyz in this fantasy feature including Brent Corrigan! Cobra Video’s 22nd bareback Twink DVD release features multiple creamy orgasms in each action scene and one incredibly hot scene where Brent Corrigan and other twinks get pumped full of hot jock cum and are left breathless with cum dripping from their gapping used smooth twinky boy assholes.

Twin Twinks MARK and MATT WOODS Tag Team Ultra Twink BRETT CORRIGAN. Brit Boy wizard LARRY COTTER conjures cute cowboy ALEX CROSS for some serious Bronco Busting. Hung Blond Surfer boy JARETT FOX fills some barely legal holes, and a surprise 3 way, all as fun on the farm gets hot, hard and naked!

During the armed kidnapping of Fox Ryder by The Starr Family, Cassio drops a dime on an Avalon family member. Duke pistolwhips Brandon into the darkroom never expecting magnetic attraction for each other would explode. The star-crossed lovers soon rendezvous in a Hollywood Hills cabin, until tragedy strikes.In the end, the wrong person gets killed. A bloody turf war erupts. A powerful secret gets uncovered. And, Fox Ryder fucks both families like a velvet hammer.

Enter the world of The Velvet Mafia: a world of sex, guns and betrayal! The Estate, an upscale, A-List bar in Los Angeles holds a secret: it's the West Hollywood Gay Mafia headquarters.

As the title suggest "Fuck Me Raw" features Hot American Gay Teens (18-21) engaged in 100% Bareback / Raw / Condomless fucking. These boys love to swallow hot cum as it shoots out of a big cock as well as take their partners big raw dick and hot cum load in their asses.

Naughty Boy's Toys: Deep inside their treasure chest, these young hot twinks pull out alot of surprises!

Every scene in this bareback twink production features cute American teen boys fucking bareback, shooting multiple creamy loads, Swallowing / Eating Cum loads, shooting cum inside their partner's asshole, and pushing cum out after they are fucked and cummed in.

Celebrating our 3rd anniversary with our 15th production, we pack over 2½ hours of hot entertainment into the director's cut of Every Poolboy's Dream. This all bareback feature has a cast of 8 cute Cobraboyz, giving you 6 sizzling scenes with the most multiple-boy scenes we have ever filmed. Along with a couple of multiple orgasm scenes, we have our first scene where everyone bottoms, and other firsts to tantalize you as well. Like A Boy's Raw Urges, the boys are extra naughty for you and take loads in their ass and mouth. So join our new star Brent, along with the other Cobraboyz, for some wet fun as our Poolboy finds his dream.

18-year-old Brent Corrigan can't get laid, even though all his friends are. He is in lust with his brother's friend Brent Everett and has fantasies about him.

For our Fourth Anniversary we go back to basics and show the fans what made Cobra Famous. Join our most famous recent Cobraboyz, Cayden, Bailey, Jaimie, Shaun, Lance, Corey and new comers, Dustin, Mark and our str8boy Trevor as they take you through a no frills ride just like the Cobraboyz series/A Boys Raw Urges for naughty fun. See the boyz take it in the mouth and have two of the boyz push the loads back out their asses to culminate Cobra's 17th Production.

The Casting Couch series continues with 10 new Cobraboyz and includes 7 steamy interview scenes and includes 3 scenes where they do an interview with a friend. Look for more in the mouth and facial cum scenes as well as the boyz being initiated to taste their own venom. One boy talks about what he did with his highschool teacher in detention. The things boys will say while on the couch!