John Patrick Jordan

John Patrick Jordan


in America
John Patrick Jordan is an American actor primarily known for his roles in the Evil Bong franchise and American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love.

Movies for John Patrick Jordan...

Evil Bong 888: Infinity High
Title: Evil Bong 888: Infinity High
Character: Larnell
Released: January 4, 2024
Type: Movie
When he's finally given a chance to go legit by opening a restaurant, Rabbit can't stop himself from sliding back to his old ways. With EeBee as his Master Chef, weed is definitely on the menu and this high-end joint is the toke of the town. Staffed with tons of familiar faces and fan favorite buds, will Rabbit end on a high note? Or will he be chopped by the cops in a kitchen nightmare that goes up in smoke.
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The Warrant: Breaker's Law
Title: The Warrant: Breaker's Law
Character: Rufus McGillicuddy
Released: May 8, 2023
Type: Movie
A warrant brings Marshal John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw, cross-country to deliver a dangerous criminal. But, when they make a stand on behalf of a judge, can they defend a small town from the most ruthless gang in the West?
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Title: Wolf Pack
Character: Officer Trent Miller
Released: January 26, 2023
Type: TV
When a raging wildfire releases a supernatural creature, four young adults find themselves drawn together under a full moon.
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Mank
Title: Mank
Character: Best Original Screenplay Announcer
Released: November 13, 2020
Type: Movie
1930s Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz as he races to finish the screenplay of Citizen Kane.
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Title: The Morning Show
Character: Tom
Released: November 1, 2019
Type: TV
A behind-the-scenes look at the lives of the people who help America wake up in the morning, exploring the unique challenges faced by the men and women who carry out this daily televised ritual.
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Butcher's Bake Off: Hell's Kitchen
Title: Butcher's Bake Off: Hell's Kitchen
Character: (archive footage) (uncredited)
Released: October 1, 2019
Type: Movie
Follow The Gore Collector as his arcane adventures into splatter cinema and through the seventh circle of hell drag him BACK to the bunker, where it all began. Picking up where the previous entry left off, the only surviving member of the Circle of Psycho Surgeons has escaped and now The Gore Collector, Molly, and Tape Head must chase down the murderous maniac and make him pay for his perversity. But when a series of shocking events reveal the bunker might exist between the very walls of time itself, our gruesome crew must prepare for their transition into the real world. BUTCHER’S BAKE OFF: HELL’S KITCHEN supports this mind-bending “motion comic” story with a flurry of furious, hard-boiled clips from cuisine and cannabis-centric creature features like THE GINGERDEAD MAN series, GINGERDEAD MAN VS EVIL BONG, EVIL BONG 420 and many more. Get lost in the horrific haze of this, the strangest and sauciest entry in THE BUNKER OF BLOOD yet!
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Flashout
Title: Flashout
Character: Matthew
Released: March 22, 2019
Type: Movie
Three young women from a parallel universe play a blind date reality game that culminates in the euphoric Flashout. They get trapped on unfamiliar planet Earth by a reality repairman who must destroy their pleasure-filled game before the Multiverse is permanently altered.
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A Christmas Switch
Title: A Christmas Switch
Character: Alex Samson
Released: November 4, 2018
Type: Movie
Christmas works its magic in this body-switching holiday tale about two very different moms who find that help is where you least expect it, and most need it. When struggling singer Audrey and wealthy record executive Julia collide at the mall, they wake up in each other’s lives the next morning. Audrey finds that, though Julia’s life is full of luxury, she’s missing the chance to connect with her family in any real way while Julia finds that, though she gets plenty of family time, Audrey can’t say no to anyone giving her no time for herself. As Christmas looms closer, the two women rush to figure out how to both help each other and switch back before they miss Christmas morning with their own families!
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Title: Alex, Inc.
Character: Harley
Released: March 28, 2018
Type: TV
A brilliant radio journalist, husband, and father of two is about to do something crazy — quit his job and start his own company. He quickly discovers it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought.
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Dog Eat Dog
Title: Dog Eat Dog
Character: Officer Jack
Released: November 4, 2016
Type: Movie
Carved from a lifetime of experience that runs the gamut from incarceration to liberation, Dog Eat Dog is the story of three men who are all out of prison and now have the task of adapting themselves to civilian life.
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Killjoy's Psycho Circus
Title: Killjoy's Psycho Circus
Character: Larnell
Released: October 30, 2016
Type: Movie
Killjoy, the demon of vengeance, trickster god and killer clown has finally made it to Earth! Along with his gruesome crew Freakshow, Punchy and the sexy/psychotic Batty Boop, Killjoy is free to terrorize mortals in new and excruciating ways.
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Evil Bong: High-5!
Title: Evil Bong: High-5!
Character: Larnell
Released: April 20, 2016
Type: Movie
With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in her dastardly web of weed, the Bong World, for good, EeBee the Evil Bong once more sets about her plan for world domination.
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Title: Rush Hour
Character: Austin
Released: March 31, 2016
Type: TV
The series follows Detective Carter, a radical LAPD detective, and Detective Lee, a by-the-book detective from Hong Kong, as they are forced into forming an unlikely partnership
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Fearless
Title: Fearless
Character: Steve 'Brewski' Brewster / Agent Armando Flores
Released: December 4, 2015
Type: Movie
A sequel to Music High, Fearless is a teenage beach bathing suit Musical-Comedy, filled with plenty of gorgeous gals and guys on the beach re-imagined from movies of the past Beach Party (1963) and Bikini Beach (1964) and Blue Crush (2002).
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Evil Bong 420
Title: Evil Bong 420
Character: Larnell
Released: April 20, 2015
Type: Movie
Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him celebrate his wacky new business venture, the Evil Bong gets hot on his trail.
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Title: Scorpion
Character: Salesman
Released: September 22, 2014
Type: TV
Based on a true story, Scorpion is a high-octane drama about eccentric genius Walter O’Brien and his team of brilliant misfits who comprise the last line of defense against complex, high-tech threats of the modern age. As Homeland Security’s new think tank, O’Brien’s “Scorpion” team includes Toby Curtis, an expert behaviorist who can read anyone; Happy Quinn, a mechanical prodigy; and Sylvester Dodd, a statistics guru.
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Title: Young & Hungry
Character: Conrad
Released: June 25, 2014
Type: TV
Two worlds collide when Josh, a wealthy young tech entrepreneur, meets Gabi, a feisty young food blogger, looking to be his personal chef. Gabi is desperate for the job and must prove herself, mostly to Josh's aide, who prefers a famous chef for the job. When Josh enlists Gabi to prepare a romantic meal for him and his girlfriend, the dinner goes awry and Gabi finds herself in a very awkward position. With the help of her best friend Sofia and Josh's housekeeper, Gabi turns a difficult situation into an opportunity for employment and maybe even love. Gabi gets some much needed help and advice from Josh’s assistant and his housekeeper.
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Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong
Title: Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong
Character: Larnell
Released: October 29, 2013
Type: Movie
Serial killing cookie, Gingerdead Man, tracks down the lone survivor of his murderous rampage, who unleashes the Evil Bong once again.
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamond
Title: Lucy in the Sky with Diamond
Character: John
Released: February 12, 2013
Type: Movie
Lou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious ‘LDP’ – a renegade, spirit guide, life coach character who attempts to help John (John Patrick Jordan) get over a particularly disconcerting ex-girlfriend.
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Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong
Title: Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong
Character: Larnell
Released: April 8, 2011
Type: Movie
When an evil alien bong crashes on Earth, Luann, Larnell and their other pals soon discover its evil intent: full-blown global domination!
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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
Title: American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
Character: Stifler
Released: December 7, 2009
Type: Movie
Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
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Evil Bong 2: King Bong
Title: Evil Bong 2: King Bong
Character: Larnell
Released: July 7, 2009
Type: Movie
Larnell and Luanne travel to South America in search of an antidote to the deranged effects caused by taking hits off of the malevolent Evil Bong.
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Porky's: Pimpin' Pee Wee
Title: Porky's: Pimpin' Pee Wee
Character: Tommy
Released: January 9, 2009
Type: Movie
Three college buddies search for sex in the summer holidays and end up starting a successful whorehouse.
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Rushers
Title: Rushers
Character: Alpha President
Released: February 11, 2007
Type: Movie
Twenty-seven-year-old free spirit Tanner Easley has a plan to help his twenty-five-year-old workaholic brother, Kyle, lighten the hell up. When Kyle discovers Tanner's plan is to pose as college students and crash fraternity Rush Week - he's already neck-deep in free beer and hot coeds. In this effervescent, intelligent comedy - age is relative. Because "you're never too old, for the time of your life!"
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Evil Bong
Title: Evil Bong
Character: Larnell
Released: October 31, 2006
Type: Movie
Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users, who order an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers, which sends people to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape.
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The Wailer
Title: The Wailer
Character: Andrew
Released: June 20, 2006
Type: Movie
On their way to Mexico, six students are stranded in a small town where years before a tragedy took place.
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Dr. Moreau's House of Pain
Title: Dr. Moreau's House of Pain
Character: Eric Carson
Released: January 13, 2004
Type: Movie
In a big mansion, a scientist has been experimenting with humans and animals, mixing their DNA together.
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Title: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Character: Tom Nolan
Released: September 20, 1999
Type: TV
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
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Bad Man
Title: Bad Man
Character: Wayne
Released: December 31, 1969
Type: Movie
In Colt Lake Tennessee, Sam Evans tackles a meth epidemic. He is sidelined on arrival of Bobby Gaines an undercover agent. Despite Evans local ties, Gaines is hailed as hero. Suspicions arise on Gaines which unravels a complex narrative.