A group of hobos begin melting into multicolored piles of goo after drinking sixty-year-old liquor. At the same time, the psychotic Vietnam War vet who rules the hobo camp snaps and begins killing at random. Two brothers set out to stop the liquor and the killer.

A narcissistic runaway engages in a number of parasitic relationships amongst members of New York's waning punk scene.

Wanda Brandt, a shrewd corporate takeover engineer, plots to seize control of the most stable financial investment firm on Wall Street by sexually blackmailing all of the corporate stockholders.

One thing stands between a successful model and a multi-million dollar inheritance: she has to be married to collect! She searches for Mr. Right, a guy interested ONLY as a business partner so she can quit working. Meanwhile, her modeling agent searches for Mr. Wrong, so as not to lose her agency's top model. They meet in the middle - with surprising results!

Blessed with a keen sense of smell and cursed with a philandering pornographer husband, a parasitic mother, and a pair of delinquent children, the long-suffering Francine Fishpaw turns to the bottle as her life falls apart -- until deliverance appears in the form of a hunk named Todd Tomorrow.