Joey Kern

Joey Kern

Born: September 5, 1976
in Kentucky, USA
Joey Kern is an American actor. He is best known for his roles in the 2003 films Cabin Fever and Grind.

Movies for Joey Kern...

Attack of the Doc!
Title: Attack of the Doc!
Released: April 21, 2023
Type: Movie
Before the rise of big tech, social media and Marvel movies, Attack of the Show! chronicled the rise of nerd culture. G4TV's flagship show launched the careers of hosts Olivia Munn and Kevin Pereira and was beloved by fans! But what really happened?
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Baby Money
Title: Baby Money
Character: Dom
Released: August 10, 2021
Type: Movie
When a home invasion turns into a bloody shoot-out, a pair of ragtag fugitives take refuge in the house of a single mother as they wait on their fiery (and very pregnant) getaway driver to hatch an escape plan in time for a major payday.
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Useless Humans
Title: Useless Humans
Character: Zachary
Released: February 25, 2021
Type: Movie
A thirtieth birthday -- and the survival of mankind -- are left hanging in the balance after a mysterious creature crashes the party, forcing four childhood friends to save the night.
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Title: Mr. Mom
Character: Rick Whelan
Released: September 12, 2019
Type: TV
A continuation of the original movie "Mr. Mom" (1983) with baby Megan as an adult going back into the work force, like her mom in the original, while her husband takes over parenting duties.
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Big Bear
Title: Big Bear
Character: Joe
Released: September 22, 2017
Type: Movie
Joe reluctantly has his bachelor party even though his fiancé just dumped him for some Dude.
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Title: Good Behavior
Released: November 15, 2016
Type: TV
Letty Dobesh is a thief and con artist fresh out of prison whose life is always one wrong turn and bad decision from implosions — just how she likes it. But when she overhears a hitman being hired to kill a man’s wife, she sets out to derail the job, launching her on a collision course with the killer, entangling them in a dangerous and seductive relationship.
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Title: Good Behavior
Character: Rob McDaniels
Released: November 15, 2016
Type: TV
Letty Dobesh is a thief and con artist fresh out of prison whose life is always one wrong turn and bad decision from implosions — just how she likes it. But when she overhears a hitman being hired to kill a man’s wife, she sets out to derail the job, launching her on a collision course with the killer, entangling them in a dangerous and seductive relationship.
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A Beginner's Guide to Snuff
Title: A Beginner's Guide to Snuff
Character: Dresden Winters
Released: March 4, 2016
Type: Movie
Two brothers, desperate to break into the world of television and film, decide to enter a horror movie contest. And what could be more horrifying than the elusive snuff film?
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Electric City
Title: Electric City
Character: Voice Actor (voice)
Released: January 7, 2016
Type: Movie
In a post-apocalyptic world, humanity lives in small settlements whose main activity is to produce electricity.
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Asthma
Title: Asthma
Character: Bottlecap
Released: October 23, 2015
Type: Movie
A young musician takes a beautiful tattoo artist on a ride in a stolen classic car.
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Bloodsucking Bastards
Title: Bloodsucking Bastards
Character: Tim
Released: August 28, 2015
Type: Movie
A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
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Beneath
Title: Beneath
Character: Randy
Released: October 8, 2013
Type: Movie
A crew of coal miners becomes trapped 600 feet below ground after a disastrous collapse. As the air grows more toxic and time runs out, they slowly descend into madness and begin to turn on one another. Inspired by true events.
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The Caterpillar's Kimono
Title: The Caterpillar's Kimono
Character: Charlie
Released: June 29, 2013
Type: Movie
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Alter Egos
Title: Alter Egos "Behind The Scenes"
Character: Self
Released: March 5, 2013
Type: Movie
Behind the scenes feature of Jordan Galland's 2013 film "Alter Egos."
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Title: Chosen
Character: Leslie Brewer
Released: January 17, 2013
Type: TV
Ian Mitchell is a lawyer and father who one day receives a box containing a gun and a picture of a stranger, along with instructions to kill the pictured person. He is subsequently attacked by another stranger, and discovers that he has been chosen by a mysterious organization known as The Watchers to participate in a lethal game.
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My Funny Valentine
Title: My Funny Valentine
Character: Johnny
Released: November 1, 2012
Type: Movie
When love continues to elude a newly single, young writer, he turns to what he does best and writes the girl of his dreams into his life. Zander is struggling to find both love and himself but everything changes when he meets Zoe. Launching his master plan he employs Zoe to work with him on a new script but gets caught between the "real" world and the "reel" world. My Funny Valentine is a modern-day take on love and friendship and the blurred lines in between.
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Please, Alfonso
Title: Please, Alfonso
Character: Tyler
Released: September 23, 2012
Type: Movie
He loves her. She loves him. But does she feel the same?
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Alter Egos
Title: Alter Egos
Character: C-Thru
Released: July 20, 2012
Type: Movie
At a time when superheroes have lost government funding and public support, a superhero meets a girl who can help him overcome his own emotional crisis.
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Title: Deep Space 69
Character: Bongus (voice)
Released: July 15, 2012
Type: TV
Deep Space 69 is an animation created by Daniel Cardenas and produced by Mondo Media, the show is a parody of Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The show tells the story of Jay, a womanizer, and Hamilton a koala, which is the sidekick Jay, the two go through space looking for women. The design has a season with 19 episodes.
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Title: Deep Space 69
Character: (voice)
Released: July 15, 2012
Type: TV
Deep Space 69 is an animation created by Daniel Cardenas and produced by Mondo Media, the show is a parody of Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The show tells the story of Jay, a womanizer, and Hamilton a koala, which is the sidekick Jay, the two go through space looking for women. The design has a season with 19 episodes.
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Complacent
Title: Complacent
Character: Robert Wilkensen
Released: May 1, 2012
Type: Movie
Two close sisters, Myah and Beth, struggle with their differences in life and in the older sister's mentally abusive marriage, until the complacent lives of Beth and their married friends are shaken to the core by a tragedy that they are all forced to face.
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Title: Workaholics
Character: Todd
Released: April 6, 2011
Type: TV
The misadventures of three recent college dropouts, roommates, and co-workers at a telemarketing company and their drug dealer.
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Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story
Title: Screwball: The Ted Whitfield Story
Character: Willie 'High-Sox' Hamilton
Released: October 1, 2010
Type: Movie
Story takes place during the MLB strike of 1994 when the nation turned its eyes to the sport of wiffleball. We follow the the pursuit of Ted Whitfield as he tries to break the homerun and his subsequent battles with substance abuse.
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Pete Smalls Is Dead
Title: Pete Smalls Is Dead
Character: Sven
Released: September 17, 2010
Type: Movie
Two old pals attend an old friends funeral and find there is more to his death than him being dead.
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Breast Picture
Title: Breast Picture
Character: Ryan
Released: June 1, 2010
Type: Movie
Pornographers make an Oscar-worthy drama when the director writes a great script and inspires his talent-handicapped cast and crew to deliver great performances.
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The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Title: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Character: Ricky
Released: May 29, 2009
Type: Movie
Don Ready is many things, but he is best-known as an extraordinary salesman. When a car dealership in Temecula teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, he and his ragtag team dive in to save the day. But what Ready doesn't count on is falling in love and finding his soul.
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Title: Party Down
Character: Gem
Released: March 20, 2009
Type: TV
A group of struggling actors and dysfunctional dreamers wait for their big break while they are stuck serving hors d'oeurves for a Hollywood catering company 'Party Down.'
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
Title: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
Character: Hamlet
Released: January 19, 2009
Type: Movie
Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
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Title: The Middleman
Character: Cecil Rogers
Released: June 16, 2008
Type: TV
The Middleman is an American television series. The series, which was developed for television by Javier Grillo-Marxuach for ABC Family, is based on the Viper Comics series, The Middleman, created by Grillo-Marxuach and Les McClaine. The series ran for one season in 2008. Originally confirmed for an initial 13 episodes, the order was reduced to a 12-episode season due to low ratings. In February 2009, a comic book based on the unproduced 13th episode was announced, confirming the series' cancellation. Billed as a "series finale", The Middleman – The Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse was released in July 2009. The complete series DVD set was released by Shout! Factory on July 28, 2009.
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Just Add Water
Title: Just Add Water
Character: Scotty
Released: March 18, 2008
Type: Movie
An offbeat romantic comedy about a decent guy, Ray Tuckby, with a dead-end life in the dead-end town of Trona, CA. After encouragement from a stranger whom he happens upon, Ray begins to dream again. He sheds the parasites in his life, musters the nerve to pursue his childhood love, and finally takes back his community by toppling the local teenage Meth-baron.
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Lucky You
Title: Lucky You
Character: Billie's Admirer
Released: May 1, 2007
Type: Movie
A professional poker player whose astounding luck at the table fails to translate into his lonesome love life attempts to win the World Series of Poker while simultaneously earning the affections of a beautiful Las Vegas singer.
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All The Days Before Tomorrow
Title: All The Days Before Tomorrow
Character: Wes
Released: April 1, 2007
Type: Movie
Wes is awakened in the middle of the night by an unexpected phone call. It’s Alison, the girl who could have been, who is flying home to Tokyo in the morning and wants to come by for a night of reminiscing before she goes.
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Totally Awesome
Title: Totally Awesome
Character: Kipp
Released: November 7, 2006
Type: Movie
Do you prefer to wax on or wax off? Preacher won't let you dance? Well then, put Baby in the corner and come on down, 'cause VH1 is bringing back more of the'80s you love in this feature-length film, Totally Awesome. The Gundersons have just moved across the country and the kids - Charlie, Lori, and Max - are trying their best to acclimate themselves into a new school and all kinds of dilemmas therein: the need to dance, the pitfalls of young love, the quest for popularity, scientific genius and of course the quirky but loveable Japanese gardener. Totally Awesome takes all your favorite '80s-flick mainstays and weaves them into the biggest and baddest plotline ever conceived. Tot say it is radical would be an understatement.
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The Sasquatch Gang
Title: The Sasquatch Gang
Character: Shirts Jokum
Released: March 8, 2006
Type: Movie
Young fantasy and science fiction aficionado Gavin Gore and his friends stumble onto some huge footprints in the woods. A local cop, reporter, and a renowned Sasquatch authority investigate, while two of Gavin's dim-witted neighbors hatch a scheme to profit from the situation.
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Love Wrecked
Title: Love Wrecked
Character: Milo Dinsdale
Released: November 1, 2005
Type: Movie
On a Caribbean cruise, Jenny is marooned on a beach with her rock and roll idol. Deliriously in love with the idea of time alone with him, she manages to hide the fact that they're a stone's throw away from their resort.
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Pizza
Title: Pizza
Character: Jon
Released: May 27, 2005
Type: Movie
A pizza deliveryman develops a bond with a girl nearly half his age.
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Title: Numb3rs
Character: Kevin Warshaw
Released: January 23, 2005
Type: TV
Inspired by actual cases and experiences, Numb3rs depicts the confluence of police work and mathematics in solving crime as an FBI agent recruits his mathematical genius brother to help solve a wide range of challenging crimes in Los Angeles from a very different perspective.
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Cabin Fever: Beneath the Skin
Title: Cabin Fever: Beneath the Skin
Character: Self
Released: January 20, 2004
Type: Movie
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Grind
Title: Grind
Character: Sweet Lou
Released: August 15, 2003
Type: Movie
Four skaters follow their idol on his summer tour in an attempt to get noticed, get sponsored, and become stars themselves.
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Cabin Fever
Title: Cabin Fever
Character: Jeff
Released: August 15, 2003
Type: Movie
A group of five college graduates rent a cabin in the woods and begin to fall victim to a horrifying flesh-eating virus, which attracts the unwanted attention of the homicidal locals.
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Love the Hard Way
Title: Love the Hard Way
Character: Fitzgerald
Released: March 27, 2003
Type: Movie
Claire, a brilliant student, seeks answers to the meaning of life in the calm of her biology laboratory. One day, she meets a mysterious young man, Jack, at the cinema, and is intrigued by his style, assurance and audacity. Apart from his artistic activities, Jack has a regular scam going, ripping off foreign businessmen with his loyal mate Charlie and two actresses. But his tough guy exterior conceals a secret passion for old books, and he dreams of writing a novel one day. Jack falls hard for Claire's purity and curiosity. An unusual romance develops between them. But Jack is scared of their growing intimacy and rejects Claire, withdrawing into his shell. Abandoned and confused, Claire gradually begins to neglect her studies and embarks on a spiraling course of self-destruction, whilst Jack, who tries to ignore her, concentrates on his criminal activities. However, a sharp detective, named Linda Fox, is following his dodgy tracks.
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Garmento
Title: Garmento
Character: Tye
Released: March 10, 2002
Type: Movie
An idealistic, want-to-be fashionista lands the dream job with her favorite designer in New York City. Swept away by the glamorous facade of the fashion world, Grindy gets sewn within the seams of the garb underworld while climbing to success. Shot on 35mm.
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XX/XY
Title: XX/XY
Character: Tommy
Released: January 11, 2002
Type: Movie
When two college students, Sam and Thea, meet Coles at a party, their mutual attraction is immediate, leading to a passionate and awkward night together, and the onset of an intensely charged bond. As they continue to push the sexual boundaries of their friendship, however, they are tested by Sam and Coles' incipient romance and Thea's increasing recklessness, until the relationship dissolves amid a cloud of fear, resentment and mistrust. Eight years later they reunite. An animator for a high-profile ad agency, Coles now lives with Claire, his girlfriend of five years. Thea is happily married to Miles, with whom she owns a flourishing restaurant. And Sam has just returned to Manhattan after working in London where she recently broke off her engagement. Yet upon reconnecting, the three are drawn back into the complicated dynamic that defined their relationship from the start and are forced to confront the true meaning of commitment and love.
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Super Troopers
Title: Super Troopers
Character: College Boy 2
Released: February 15, 2001
Type: Movie
Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
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The Virgin
Title: The Virgin
Character: Konrad
Released: October 6, 2000
Type: Movie
How to have children without having sex. Two sisters, one married to a man, the other married to God. One goes through artificial insemination and the other through spiritual insemination. Who will be successful in their attempt?
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Title: Sex and the City
Character: Garth
Released: June 6, 1998
Type: TV
Based on the bestselling book by Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City tells the story of four best friends, all single and in their late thirties, as they pursue their careers and talk about their sex lives, all while trying to survive the New York social scene.