Two gutter punks who call themselves Hymen Holoco$t terrorize an overly accommodating man for laughs.

Four best friends fart through their last years of college, hanging out, drinking and eating lots of sandwiches. Using break-ups and re-occurring scholastic failures to impose a quarter-life crisis, they take turns postponing responsibility, avoiding accountability, and looking for someone or something to substantiate their lives, all the while hedging their bets and mastering the art of treading water and getting away with it.

An aging, disillusioned alcoholic gets a younger friend and wants him to pose as his son at a school reunion.