A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.

When Leah's brother dies in a car accident, she vows revenge on the doc who failed to save him.

A teenage girl, who feels she must always seem happy for her parents and friends, secretly binges and purges.