Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley

Born: September 14, 1889
Died: November 21, 1945
in Worcester, Massachusetts, USA
Robert Benchley (September 15, 1889 - November 21, 1945) was an American humorist, a newspaper columnist and an actor.

Movies for Robert Benchley...

The Pixar Story
Title: The Pixar Story
Character: Robert Benchley (archive footage)
Released: August 28, 2007
Type: Movie
A look at the first years of Pixar Animation Studios - from the success of "Toy Story" and Pixar's promotion of talented people, to the building of its East Bay campus, the company's relationship with Disney, and its remarkable initial string of eight hits. The contributions of John Lasseter, Ed Catmull and Steve Jobs are profiled. The decline of two-dimensional animation is chronicled as three-dimensional animation rises. Hard work and creativity seem to share the screen in equal proportions.
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Walt Disney's Fables - Vol.6
Title: Walt Disney's Fables - Vol.6
Character: Robert Benchley (archive sound)
Released: May 31, 2004
Type: Movie
Two classic animated shorts from the Disney studios. In 'The Reluctant Dragon' (1941), a young boy and a famous dragon fighter team up to teach a docile dragon the art of being a force to be reckoned with. In 'Mickey and the Beanstalk' (1947), Mickey Mouse, Goofy and Donald Duck confront the fearsome Willie the Giant to try to retrieve the magical singing harp to Happy Valley.
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The Ten-Year Lunch
Title: The Ten-Year Lunch
Character: Himself (archive footage)
Released: September 28, 1987
Type: Movie
The story of the legendary wits who lunched daily at the Algonquin Hotel in New York City during the 1920s. The core of the so-called Round Table group included short story and poetry writer Dorothy Parker; comic actor and writer Robert Benchley; The New Yorker founder Harold Ross; columnist and social reformer Heywood Broun; critic Alexander Woollcott; and playwrights George S. Kaufman, Marc Connelly, Edna Ferber and Robert Sherwood.
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Showbiz Goes to War
Title: Showbiz Goes to War
Character: (archive footage)
Released: December 31, 1982
Type: Movie
While a few Hollywood celebrities such as James Stewart and Clark Gable saw combat during World War II, the majority used their talents to rally the American public through bond sales, morale-boosting USO tours, patriotic war dramas and escapist film fare. Comedian David Steinberg plays host for this star-studded, 90-minute documentary, which looks at the way Tinseltown helped the United States' war effort.
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That's Entertainment, Part II
Title: That's Entertainment, Part II
Character: (archive footage)
Released: May 16, 1976
Type: Movie
Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire present more golden moments from the MGM film library, this time including comedy and drama as well as classic musical numbers.
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The Big Parade of Comedy
Title: The Big Parade of Comedy
Character: Joseph Doakes in 'That Inferior Feeling' (archive footage)
Released: September 2, 1964
Type: Movie
Film clips highlight the funniest scenes and brightest comic stars in MGM's history.
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Hollywood: The Selznick Years
Title: Hollywood: The Selznick Years
Character: Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Released: December 31, 1961
Type: Movie
Henry Fonda hosts this retrospective on the career and films of iconic filmmaker David O. Selznick, who epitomized the era of the auteur producer in the 30s and 40s.
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Janie Gets Married
Title: Janie Gets Married
Character: John Van Brunt
Released: June 22, 1946
Type: Movie
Newlywed Janie's (Joan Leslie) World War II-veteran husband (Robert Hutton) goes to work at her father's (Edward Arnold) newspaper.
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The Bride Wore Boots
Title: The Bride Wore Boots
Character: Uncle Todd Warren
Released: June 5, 1946
Type: Movie
Rich and beautiful Southern heiress Sally Warren loves horse-racing and running her horse-farm although her husband of seven years hates the four-legged mammals. Spouse Jeff Warren is a successful author, Civil War scholar, and popular lecturer on the ladies club circuit. After Jeff buys aging twelve-year old nag Albert in the mistaken belief that he's a colt and Sally purchases a desk for her husband in the naive belief that it once belonged to Jefferson Davis, it's obvious that they have few interests in common. The squabbling is complicated by Jeff's jealousy of Sally's relationship with Lance Gale, her childhood friend, neighbor, and fellow horse breeder.
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Road to Utopia
Title: Road to Utopia
Character: Narrator
Released: February 27, 1946
Type: Movie
While on a ship to Skagway, Alaska, Duke and Chester find a map to a secret gold mine, which had been 'stolen' by thugs. In Alaska to recover her father's map, Sal Van Hoyden falls in with Ace Larson, who secretly wants to steal the gold mine for himself. Duke, Chester, the thugs, Ace and his henchman chase each other all over the countryside—for the map.
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The Stork Club
Title: The Stork Club
Character: Tom P. Curtis
Released: December 28, 1945
Type: Movie
Director Hal Walker's 1945 musical comedy stars Betty Hutton as a hat-check girl at New York City's famous nightclub. The cast also includes Barry Fitzgerald, Don Defore, Andy Russell, Iria Adrian and Robert Benchley.
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Snafu
Title: Snafu
Character: Ben Stevens
Released: November 22, 1945
Type: Movie
A 14-year-old boy lies about his age and enlists in the United State Marine Corps without his family's consent or knowledge. He is sent into battle in the Pacific war-zone, decorated, and spotted in a newsreel by his family. The family asks the War Department to discharge him and send him home.
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Week-End at the Waldorf
Title: Week-End at the Waldorf
Character: Randy Morton
Released: October 4, 1945
Type: Movie
Anything can happen during a weekend at New York's Waldorf-Astoria: a glamorous movie star meets a world-weary war correspondent and mistakes him for a jewel thief; a soldier learns that without an operation he'll die and so looks for one last romance with a beautiful but ambitious stenographer; a cub reporter tries to get the goods on a shady man's dealing with a foreign potentate.
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Kiss and Tell
Title: Kiss and Tell
Character: George Archer
Released: October 4, 1945
Type: Movie
Film adaptation of the Broadway hit, about the comic mayhem that erupts in a small town when a 15-year old high-schooler (Shirley Temple) is wrongly suspected of being pregnant.
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Hollywood Victory Caravan
Title: Hollywood Victory Caravan
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: September 30, 1945
Type: Movie
A girl is desperate to get to Washington D.C. to be with her lonesome brother, a wounded G.I. She persuades Bing Crosby to let her join his caravan.
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Duffy's Tavern
Title: Duffy's Tavern
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: September 28, 1945
Type: Movie
The staff of a record factory drown their sorrows at Duffy's Tavern, while the company owner faces threats of bankruptcy.
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It's in the Bag!
Title: It's in the Bag!
Character: Parker
Released: April 21, 1945
Type: Movie
The ringmaster of a flea circus inherits a fortune...if he can find which chair it's hidden in.
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Pan-Americana
Title: Pan-Americana
Character: Charlie Corker
Released: March 22, 1945
Type: Movie
A New York magazine sends its editors to South America to find beautiful girls.
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Practically Yours
Title: Practically Yours
Character: Judge Robert Simpson
Released: December 20, 1944
Type: Movie
In this screwball comedy a WW2 US pilot bombs a Japanese aircraft carrier, is assumed to be dead, and then is misquoted in the press as fondly remembering his days back home walking his dog Piggy. Instead of his dog Piggy he is thought to be in love with Peggy, a girl he worked with. The usual farce ensues after he returns home alive and tries to play along with the mistake to save embarrassment for all.
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The National Barn Dance
Title: The National Barn Dance
Character: J.B. Mitcham
Released: September 24, 1944
Type: Movie
This film gives a fictionalized version of how the popular real-life radio program of the title began.
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Janie
Title: Janie
Character: John Van Brunt
Released: September 2, 1944
Type: Movie
Teenage Janie falls in love with a private from an Army base opposed by her editor father.
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Her Primitive Man
Title: Her Primitive Man
Character: Martin Osborne
Released: May 29, 1944
Type: Movie
An anthropologist unwittingly takes a man disguised as a "primitive man" back to New York as a specimen.
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Why Daddy?
Title: Why Daddy?
Character: Joseph A. Doakes
Released: May 20, 1944
Type: Movie
When Joe Doakes listens to a quiz show on the radio and knows all the answers, his wife encourages him to go on a quiz show himself. He appears on a new show called "Why Daddy?", where a child and an adult compete against each other, with less than stellar results.
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Important Business
Title: Important Business
Character: Joseph A. Doakes
Released: April 29, 1944
Type: Movie
Robert takes a train ride to Washington, DC, on "important business."
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See Here, Private Hargrove
Title: See Here, Private Hargrove
Character: Mr. Holliday
Released: March 18, 1944
Type: Movie
Journalist Marion Hargrove enters the Army intending to supplement his income by writing about his training experiences. He muddles through basic training at Fort Bragg with the self-serving help of a couple of buddies intent on cutting themselves in on that extra income.
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Song of Russia
Title: Song of Russia
Character: Hank Higgins
Released: February 10, 1944
Type: Movie
American conductor John Meredith and his manager, Hank Higgins, go to Russia shortly before the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union. Meredith falls in love with beautiful Soviet pianist Nadya Stepanova while they travel throughout the country on a 40-city tour. Along the way, they see happy, healthy, smiling, free Soviet citizens, blissfully living the Communist dream. This bliss is destroyed by the German invasion.
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No News Is Good News
Title: No News Is Good News
Character: Answer Man
Released: December 18, 1943
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley answers questions ranging from across the political spectrum.
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My Tomato
Title: My Tomato
Character: Joseph A. Doakes
Released: December 4, 1943
Type: Movie
Joe Doakes is lamenting to his wife the lack of variety in his meals. In particular, he misses eating stewed tomatoes, the fruit which he believes incorrectly is being rationed as a war measure. Mrs. Doakes knows that tomatoes aren't rationed, but she doesn't correct him, especially after he announces that he will grow enough tomatoes to feed the entire block. As he proceeds with his tomato garden, he, unaware of what it actually takes to grow tomato plants successfully, accepts advice from the many people who are willing to give it. The problem ends up being that much of the advice is conflicting. But at the end of the process, Joe is pleased with the fact of having grown a fruit to maturity - regardless of the actual yield of the garden - until someone else, or something else, has a say in what happens to that fruit. Written by Huggo (Taken from the imdb page)
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Flesh and Fantasy
Title: Flesh and Fantasy
Character: Doakes
Released: October 29, 1943
Type: Movie
Anthology film of three tales of the supernatural. The first story is set at the Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The second involves a psychic who predicts murder. The third is about a man who literally meets the girl of his dreams.
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The Sky's the Limit
Title: The Sky's the Limit
Character: Philip 'Phil' Harriman
Released: July 13, 1943
Type: Movie
Flying Tiger Fred Atwell sneaks away from his famous squadron's personal appearance tour and goes incognito for several days of leave. He quickly falls for photographer Joan Manion, pursuing her in the guise of a carefree drifter.
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Show-Business at War
Title: Show-Business at War
Character: Self
Released: May 21, 1943
Type: Movie
A multi-studio effort to show the newsreel audience the progress of the Hollywood war effort.
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Young and Willing
Title: Young and Willing
Character: Arthur Kenny
Released: February 5, 1943
Type: Movie
For those, if any, who have wondered why so many Paramount contractees appeared in United Artists' films during the war years, this is another one of the Paramount productions that was sold to United Artists in the early-40's when U.A. was having trouble meeting their exhibitor contracts because of lack of product, mainly due to their loss of production in England. A group of starving, but young and willing, actors band together to share finances and an apartment. Norman Reese (William Holden) orders no love nonsense between the boys and girls till they are set on broadway, but Marge Benson (Barbara Britton) and Tony Dennison (James Beown) are already secretly married. A friend drops in to see Dottie Coburn (Martha O'Driscoll) and is shocked to find the boys and girls sharing the same apartment and insists it is her duty to inform Dottie's father (Jay Fassett.)
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I Married a Witch
Title: I Married a Witch
Character: Dr. Dudley White
Released: October 30, 1942
Type: Movie
Rocksford, New England, 1672. Puritan witch hunter Jonathan Wooley is cursed after burning a witch at the stake: his descendants will never find happiness in their marriages. At present, politician Wallace Wooley, who is running for state governor, is about to marry his sponsor's daughter.
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The Major and the Minor
Title: The Major and the Minor
Character: Albert Osborne
Released: September 16, 1942
Type: Movie
Susan Applegate, tired of New York after one year and twenty-five jobs, decides to return to her home town in Iowa. Discovering she hasn't enough money for the train fare, Susan disguises herself as a twelve-year-old and travels for half the price. Caught out by the conductors, she hides in the compartment of Major Philip Kirby, a military school instructor who takes the "child" under his wing.
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Keeping in Shape
Title: Keeping in Shape
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: June 22, 1942
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley lectures on physical witness in middle age.
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Syncopation
Title: Syncopation
Character: Doakes (scenes deleted)
Released: May 22, 1942
Type: Movie
A young trumpeter rises through the jazz world and finds love.
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Take a Letter, Darling
Title: Take a Letter, Darling
Character: G.B. Atwater
Released: May 6, 1942
Type: Movie
A struggling painter takes a job as a secretary to a female advertising executive. While working to obtain an account from a tobacco company, they end up falling in love.
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Nothing But Nerves
Title: Nothing But Nerves
Character: Mr. Benchley
Released: January 2, 1942
Type: Movie
After some investigation, Robert Benchley finds his nerves are in a bad state. He has the jitters so bad he can't hold his cup still enough to drink his coffee, and he thinks the arrival of some plumbers is just a giant conspiracy to keep him unnerved.
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The Witness
Title: The Witness
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: January 1, 1942
Type: Movie
As Joe Doakes is reading the newspaper, he begins to talk to himself. Questioned by his wife, he explains that he is disturbed by the paper's account of the ways that a government investigative committee has been interrogating its witnesses. Joe then nods off, and imagines that he is being questioned by the committee. He envisages how satisfying it would be to turn the tables on the investigators.
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Bedtime Story
Title: Bedtime Story
Character: Eddie Turner
Released: December 25, 1941
Type: Movie
A Braodway playwright wants to keep on writing plays for his wife to star in, but all she wants is to retire to Connecticut and, following a few 'worlds-apart" discussion of the issue, they get a divorce. The actress marries a banker in a fit of pique only to quickly discover the divorce was not valid. She communicates this information to her not-yet ex-husband and he, to prevent consummation of the invalid marriage rescues her by sending plumbers, waiters, porters, chambermaids, bellhops, desk clerks, exterminators and, finally, a crowd of roistering conventioneers to the suite to ensure no bedtime story would take place there
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Three Girls About Town
Title: Three Girls About Town
Character: Wilburforce Puddle, hotel manager
Released: October 23, 1941
Type: Movie
Faith and Hope Banner, sisters, are "convention hostesses" in a hotel. A body is discovered next door as the magician's convention is leaving and the mortician's convention is arriving, and the sisters, with help from manager Wilburforce Puddle, try to hide it. Complicating matters, Hope's boyfriend, Tommy, is a newspaper reporter in the hotel covering some labor negotiations.
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How to Take a Vacation
Title: How to Take a Vacation
Character: Husband
Released: October 9, 1941
Type: Movie
In this Robert Benchley instructional video, he demonstrates the pitfalls of a homebody husband attempting to take a vacation apart from his wife.
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You'll Never Get Rich
Title: You'll Never Get Rich
Character: Martin Cortland
Released: September 25, 1941
Type: Movie
A Broadway choreographer gets drafted and coincidentally ends up in the same army base as his object of affection’s boyfriend.
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The Reluctant Dragon
Title: The Reluctant Dragon
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: June 19, 1941
Type: Movie
Humorist Robert Benchley attempts to find Walt Disney to ask him to adapt a short story about a gentle dragon who would rather recite poetry than be ferocious. Along the way, he is given a tour of Walt Disney Studios, and learns about the animation process.
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The Forgotten Man
Title: The Forgotten Man
Character: Joe Doakes / Father
Released: May 22, 1941
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley's wry forerunner to "Father of the Bride" detailing his perspective of the upcoming nuptials.
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Crime Control
Title: Crime Control
Character: Sgt. Benchley / Joe Doakes
Released: April 11, 1941
Type: Movie
A police officer alerts his audience to the fact that inanimate objects can be as dangerous as human criminals. He then displays several offenders that have recently been brought in. Shoelaces, for example, have an objectionable habit of breaking at crucial moments. The officer proceeds to call attention to window shades, bedroom slippers, and other menaces. He also answers his critics who advocate reasoning with these objects rather than punishing them.
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Nice Girl?
Title: Nice Girl?
Character: Prof. Oliver Wendel Holmes Dana
Released: February 21, 1941
Type: Movie
Jane is a nice girl and has had her eyes on a young man who seems more interested in his hand-built car than in Jane. She decides to shed her "nice girl" image when an associate of her father comes to town on his way to study Australian Aboriginal tribes.
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Waiting for Baby
Title: Waiting for Baby
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: January 24, 1941
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley aims his keen observational skills toward expectant fathers.
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The Trouble with Husbands
Title: The Trouble with Husbands
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: November 8, 1940
Type: Movie
Benchley, in his own unique way, starts to drive his wife crazy. First he waits until just as she is serving dinner before he goes to wash his hands and shave. Then she sends him to the store for some butter, and he comes back with everything - except butter. Finally, he decides to install a small shelf on the wall - and makes a major production out of it.
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Hired Wife
Title: Hired Wife
Character: Roger Van Horn
Released: September 13, 1940
Type: Movie
Ad man Stephen Dexter asks his secretary Kendall to marry him as a loophole in order to protect his finances during an important business deal. Once the deal is completed, he asks Kendall for a divorce and is dismayed when she refuses.
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Foreign Correspondent
Title: Foreign Correspondent
Character: Stebbins
Released: August 16, 1940
Type: Movie
American crime reporter John Jones is reassigned to Europe as a foreign correspondent to cover the imminent war. When he walks into the middle of an assassination and stumbles on a spy ring, he seeks help from a beautiful politician’s daughter and an urbane English journalist to uncover the truth.
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Home Movies
Title: Home Movies
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: February 17, 1940
Type: Movie
A comedy short staring Robert Benchley. He tries to show us how to make our own movies.
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That Inferior Feeling
Title: That Inferior Feeling
Character: Joseph H. 'Joe' Doakes
Released: January 20, 1940
Type: Movie
Joe Doakes, like most men, is unable to cope with personal emergencies or those in a position of authority (real or imagined).
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See Your Doctor
Title: See Your Doctor
Character: Lecturer / Joseph H. Doakes
Released: December 16, 1939
Type: Movie
A lecturer tells the audience that it is National Take Care Week. He tells the story of a man who gets stung in his garden and the problems the man has when he seeks treatment at the doctor's office.
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The Day of Rest
Title: The Day of Rest
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: September 5, 1939
Type: Movie
Joe Doakes tries to take a day off.
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How to Eat
Title: How to Eat
Character: Lecturer / Joe Doakes
Released: June 10, 1939
Type: Movie
Humorist Robert Benchley discusses the issue of food and how different situations can affect one's ability to consume and digest food, using his stock everyman and slightly bumbling character Joe Doakes to dramatize such situations. Situations that can impede digestion include receiving bad news resulting in stress, being in love, and feeling scared. Snacking or nibbling between meals can ruins one's appetite at meal time. Having the correct posture while eating is important for digestion; finding the right posture can be difficult in certain circumstances, such as being on a picnic or eating in bed (specifically for men when using trays). Sharing tables with staring strangers may also impede digestion. And it's difficult to digest food when one can't get any of it. Written by Huggo (Taken from the imdb page)
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Home Early
Title: Home Early
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: May 26, 1939
Type: Movie
A businessman goes home early to surprise his family and is treated with suspicion, mostly by his wife's bridge club.
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Dark Magic
Title: Dark Magic
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: May 12, 1939
Type: Movie
A man buys a magic set for his son, but the tricks worked better in the store than they do at home.
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An Hour for Lunch
Title: An Hour for Lunch
Character: Lecturer / Joe
Released: March 17, 1939
Type: Movie
Benchley shows how to budget one's time during lunch hour to get things done efficiently. Unfortunately, things don't go as planned.
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How to Sub-Let
Title: How to Sub-Let
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: January 29, 1939
Type: Movie
A man fumbles through an apartment sub-let assessment while his wife is away.
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Mental Poise
Title: Mental Poise
Character: Psychoanalyst / Mr. Ostegraf
Released: December 10, 1938
Type: Movie
In this comedic short, a psychoanalyst encounters a patient who eerily resembles himself.
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Opening Day
Title: Opening Day
Character: City Treasurer Benchley
Released: November 12, 1938
Type: Movie
The City Treasurer stands in for the mayor, throwing out the first pitch on Opening Day.
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How to Watch Football
Title: How to Watch Football
Character: Football Fan
Released: October 7, 1938
Type: Movie
Humorist Robert Benchley illustrates the fine points of attending an American football game.
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How to Read
Title: How to Read
Character: Lecturer
Released: August 27, 1938
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley offers a humorous lecture on how to avoid different types of strain during reading.
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The Courtship of the Newt
Title: The Courtship of the Newt
Character: Zoology Lecturer
Released: July 22, 1938
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley revamps his pre-code classic "Sex Life of the Polyp" for a new generation.
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How to Raise a Baby
Title: How to Raise a Baby
Character: Lecturer Father
Released: July 1, 1938
Type: Movie
American humorist Robert Benchley provides a comedic look at the difficulty in being a father.
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An Evening Alone
Title: An Evening Alone
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: May 13, 1938
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley's everyman spends an evening home alone.
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Music Made Simple
Title: Music Made Simple
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: March 16, 1938
Type: Movie
Benchley fills in for a music critic on a radio show. His performance is less than stellar.
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How to Figure Income Tax
Title: How to Figure Income Tax
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: March 1, 1938
Type: Movie
A man humorously attempts to give an overview of income taxes.
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How to Start the Day
Title: How to Start the Day
Character: Lecturer
Released: November 11, 1937
Type: Movie
Benchley tries his best to demonstrate the routine one should follow to start the day right.
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A Night at the Movies
Title: A Night at the Movies
Character: Husband
Released: November 6, 1937
Type: Movie
A Night at the Movies is a short film starring Robert Benchley. It was Benchley's greatest success since How to Sleep, and won him a contract for more short films that would be produced in New York. In this comedic short, a man and his wife suffer through a night at the movies. The film was nominated for an Academy Award at the 10th Academy Awards, held in 1937, for Best Short Subject (One-Reel).
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Live, Love and Learn
Title: Live, Love and Learn
Character: Oscar
Released: October 29, 1937
Type: Movie
A starving, uncompromising artist and an heiress fall in love on first sight and immediately get married. She loves his outrageous behaviour, his strange room-mate and the best apartment poverty can buy.
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Sunday Night at the Trocadero
Title: Sunday Night at the Trocadero
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: October 2, 1937
Type: Movie
A series of vignettes with a loose plot. Featured are Frank Morgan, Groucho Marx, Frank McHugh, Robert Benchley and The Brian Sisters. Not bad, more interesting for the historical significance than for entertainment.
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Broadway Melody of 1938
Title: Broadway Melody of 1938
Character: Duffy
Released: August 20, 1937
Type: Movie
Steve Raleight wants to produce a show on Broadway. He finds a backer, Herman Whipple and a leading lady, Sally Lee. But Caroline Whipple forces Steve to use a known star, not a newcomer. Sally purchases a horse, she used to train when her parents had a farm before the depression and with to ex-vaudevillians, Sonny Ledford and Peter Trott she trains it to win a race, providing the money Steve needs for his show.
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The Romance of Digestion
Title: The Romance of Digestion
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: March 13, 1937
Type: Movie
A brief, illustrated lecture on digestion. Aburdist humor is the hallmark of this pseudo-scientific description of biting, chewing, swallowing, and digesting food. The on-screen narrator begins with teeth, "little sentinels" as he calls them, and the tongue. Then it's on to the stomach: he describes the stomach's workings as if it were an office or a factory. He uses an illustration of the side view of a human torso, with mouth, esophagus, and stomach visible, saying it's a photograph of a man with a visible digestive tract.
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How to Be a Detective
Title: How to Be a Detective
Character: Mr. Benchley
Released: October 17, 1936
Type: Movie
This Robert Benchley 'How To' comedy short attempts to teach us how to profile criminals by physical characteristics.
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How to Vote
Title: How to Vote
Character: Mr. Robert Benchley
Released: September 4, 1936
Type: Movie
A candidate has laryngitis, so his assistant must make a speech in his place. Both the speaker and his audience are soon befuddled.
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Piccadilly Jim
Title: Piccadilly Jim
Character: Bill Macon
Released: August 14, 1936
Type: Movie
Jim's father wants to marry Eugenia, but her sister Netta refuses to allow it. When Jim sees Ann at a club, he falls for her even though she is with Lord Priory. He meets her the next day at the riding path, but she quickly loses him. He searches all over for her, not knowing that his father's hopeful fiancée is her Aunt. As his caricature work suffers as he searches, he is fired from his paper. But he makes a comeback with the comics 'Rags to Riches' which is based upon the Pett's. But this upsets the Pett's so much that they go back to New York, and he follows, being careful not to let them know that he is the one who draws the strip that parodies them.
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Sunkist Stars at Palm Springs
Title: Sunkist Stars at Palm Springs
Released: August 5, 1936
Type: Movie
Winners of the Lucky Stars National Dance Contest - one woman from each state of the United States - are welcomed to Palm Springs. Palm Springs being the desert playground for the movie stars, the women are introduced to the cavalcade of stars vacationing in Palm Springs at the time.
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How to Train a Dog
Title: How to Train a Dog
Character: Lecturer / Dog Owner
Released: July 1, 1936
Type: Movie
This comedic short provides a lesson in how NOT to train a dog.
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How to Behave
Title: How to Behave
Character: Mr. Benchley
Released: April 25, 1936
Type: Movie
Two men working below a manhole cover wonder what they would do if a woman was to fall in. This leads to one of the workers saying that Robert Benchley always has the best advice about any social situation. Hilarity ensues.
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How to Sleep
Title: How to Sleep
Character: Host / Narrator
Released: September 14, 1935
Type: Movie
A lecturer seated at a desk promises an informative film about how to sleep; it's a sequel to and inspired by "How to stay awake," which put his audience to sleep. He plans to examine the causes of sleep, the causes of insomnia, and recent research on sleep, including a time-lapse film of a man changing positions 55 times during an 8-hour rest: why exercise, he asks, when you can sleep like a top? The film instructs one on how to get a drink of water during the night without waking completely, and other useful skills for the insomniac.
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China Seas
Title: China Seas
Character: Charlie McCaleb
Released: August 9, 1935
Type: Movie
Captain Alan Gaskell sails the perilous waters between Hong Kong and Singapore with a secret cargo: a fortune in British gold. That's not the only risky cargo he carries; both his fiery mistress and his refined fiancee are aboard!
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How to Break 90 at Croquet
Title: How to Break 90 at Croquet
Character: Joe Doakes
Released: June 4, 1935
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley shows how to successfully play croquet.
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David O. Selznick: Your New Producer
Title: David O. Selznick: Your New Producer
Character: Master of Ceremonies
Released: January 1, 1935
Type: Movie
Clip-filled promotional short by MGM Studios celebrating the body of work by producer David O. Selznick.
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Social Register
Title: Social Register
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: March 10, 1934
Type: Movie
Chorus girl Patsy Shaw crashes a high-society party, meets playboy Charlie Breen, they fall in love, and are on their merry way to wedded bliss. However, Charlie's snobbish, ever-loving mama doesn't think that Patsy is worthy and sets out to prove it.
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Dancing Lady
Title: Dancing Lady
Character: Ward King
Released: November 24, 1933
Type: Movie
Janie lives to dance and will dance anywhere, even stripping in a burlesque house. Tod Newton, the rich playboy, discovers her there and helps her get a job in a real Broadway musical being directed by Patch. Tod thinks he can get what he wants from Janie, Patch thinks Janie is using her charms rather than talent to get to the top, and Janie thinks Patch is the greatest. Steve, the stage manager, has the Three Stooges helping him manage all the show girls. Fred Astaire and Nelson Eddy make appearances as famous Broadway personalities.
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Rafter Romance
Title: Rafter Romance
Character: Hubbell
Released: September 1, 1933
Type: Movie
A working girl shares her apartment with an artist, taking the place in shifts.
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Headline Shooter
Title: Headline Shooter
Character: Radio Announcer
Released: July 28, 1933
Type: Movie
A newsreel photographer neglects his love life to get the perfect shot.
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Your Technocracy and Mine
Title: Your Technocracy and Mine
Released: March 31, 1933
Type: Movie
Robert Benchley explains Technocracy with visual aids in his classic befuddled manor.
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The Sport Parade
Title: The Sport Parade
Character: Radio Announcer
Released: November 11, 1932
Type: Movie
Two Dartmouth football players fall in love with the same girl following college graduation.
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Stewed, Fried and Boiled
Title: Stewed, Fried and Boiled
Character: Lecturer
Released: March 29, 1929
Type: Movie
Stewed, Fried and Boiled is a 1929 comedy short.
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Lesson No. 1
Title: Lesson No. 1
Character: Lecturer
Released: February 12, 1929
Type: Movie
Lesson No. 1 is a 1929 comedy short.
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Furnace Trouble
Title: Furnace Trouble
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: February 4, 1929
Type: Movie
Furnace Trouble is a 1929 comedy short.
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The Spellbinder
Title: The Spellbinder
Character: Robert Benchley
Released: December 13, 1928
Type: Movie
The Spellbinder is a comedy short.
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The Sex Life of the Polyp
Title: The Sex Life of the Polyp
Character: Lecturer
Released: July 25, 1928
Type: Movie
Dr. Benchley is addressing the Ladies Club on the subject of the reproductive habits of the polyp, a small aquatic organism. Although he is not able to display his live specimens, he has prepared a series of pictures of his subjects. He explains that the subject is made more complicated by the fact that polyps are able to change their sex from time to time. Then he presents some of the pictures of his specimens and the experiments that he has done with them.
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The Treasurer's Report
Title: The Treasurer's Report
Character: Treasurer
Released: March 11, 1928
Type: Movie
Assistant Treasurer Benchley reports on the annual expenditures of the club for its home for "boys between the ages of 14", and other projects.