A vampire relates his epic life story of love, betrayal, loneliness, and dark hunger to an over-curious reporter.

A man with a low IQ has accomplished great things in his life and been present during significant historic events—in each case, far exceeding what anyone imagined he could do. But despite all he has achieved, his one true love eludes him.

Follows the investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy led by New Orleans district attorney Jim Garrison.