Tim Kazurinsky

Tim Kazurinsky

Born: March 3, 1950
Timothy James Kazurinsky is an American actor and screenwriter best known as a cast member and writer on Saturday Night Live and for his role as Carl Sweetchuck in the Police Academy films.

Movies for Tim Kazurinsky...

The Road Dog
Title: The Road Dog
Character: Phil
Released: September 1, 2023
Type: Movie
Jimmy Quinn is a veteran of stand-up comedy's glory days; he is also an alcoholic. His life changes when his son David, who he abandoned as a child, shows up at his door, professing his desire to be a stand-up comedian.
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Later Days
Title: Later Days
Character: Charlie
Released: October 29, 2021
Type: Movie
Nostalgic for his glory days, a frustrated stay-at-home dad invites all of his high school Facebook friends to an 80s-themed surprise party for his exhausted corporate wife.
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Just Jo
Title: Just Jo
Character: Landlord
Released: July 24, 2020
Type: Movie
What’s worse than waking up in a strange low-budget superhero comic? Realizing that your character is the one with no superpowers. She doesn’t know who she is, who to trust, or how she’ll pay her rent. All she knows is she’ll have to figure it out by being Just Jo.
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Chasing the Blues
Title: Chasing the Blues
Character: Marvin Pounder
Released: October 5, 2018
Type: Movie
Two rival record collectors attempt to con an old lady out of a rare but cursed 1930s blues record. When a series of unfortunate circumstances lands them in jail, the feud festers for over 20 years until they are released from prison and get a second chance at snagging the vinyl - this time from a more formidable foe.
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Hope Springs Eternal
Title: Hope Springs Eternal
Character: Mr. Melvin Baxter
Released: August 10, 2018
Type: Movie
A teen's cancer diagnosis makes her more popular at school, so when she goes into remission, she decides to conceal the news.
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Thrill Ride
Title: Thrill Ride
Character: Gus
Released: March 30, 2017
Type: Movie
Three kids sneak into a closed-up amusement park after hearing rumors that infamous gangster Al Capone once buried treasure there. However, soon after arriving the attractions roar to life, and the kids must enlist the help of a witch in order to survive the night.
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Title: Easy
Character: Father Timothy
Released: September 22, 2016
Type: TV
This eclectic, star-studded anthology follows diverse Chicagoans fumbling through the modern maze of love, sex, technology and culture. First dates, friends with benefits, couples with kids. Whatever your relationship status is, it's always complicated.
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Title: Chicago Med
Character: Sheldon West
Released: November 17, 2015
Type: TV
An emotional thrill ride through the day-to-day chaos of the city's most explosive hospital and the courageous team of doctors who hold it together. They will tackle unique new cases inspired by topical events, forging fiery relationships in the pulse-pounding pandemonium of the emergency room.
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Title: Detectives Club
Character: Grandpa
Released: January 18, 2015
Type: TV
Two young kids form the Moochie Kalala Detectives Club to uncover the truth behind their grandpa's wild stories. Every Saturday, Grandpa comes over and shares a ridiculous story that twists the kids thinking about science. To uncover the real story, the kids head to Museums and Zoos and meet with real scientists to discover the truth. Episodes feature museums and scientists from Adler Planetarium, The Field Museum, John G. Shedd Aquarium, Museum of Science & Industry, Lincoln Park Zoo and Frank Lloyd Wright Trust.
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The Mole Man of Belmont Avenue
Title: The Mole Man of Belmont Avenue
Character: Harold
Released: September 10, 2013
Type: Movie
Horror/ comedy that explores what happens when a terrible situation is dropped into the laps of the two people least equipped to deal with it. The Brothers Mugg can either step up to the plate and finally grow up, or they can wait and clean up the mess as a mysterious creature eats every living thing in the building, one by one.
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Scrooge & Marley
Title: Scrooge & Marley
Character: Jacob Marley's Ghost
Released: December 1, 2012
Type: Movie
A modern day, queer variation on Charles Dickens' classic story of the holidays, "A Christmas Carol." On Christmas Eve, Ben Scrooge, the man who hates the holidays, is given the chance to begin again when he is visited by three spirits - the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Recounted from a gay sensibility with heart, comedy and music.
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The Return of Joe Rich
Title: The Return of Joe Rich
Character: Petey B
Released: October 12, 2011
Type: Movie
Joe believed in right and wrong until... His job outsourced to India. His teaser rate spiked. His wife bailed. But Joe has a plan...to get it all back, and more. Joe returns home, to the last place on planet Earth where real men can be found...Chicago. Joe's Uncle Dominic is "connected". Joe wants in...to The Mob, or "The Outfit", as it is called in Chicago. And he'll do anything to make it happen. Can a wanna-be wise guy live a long and happy life ? A way cool element of The Return of Joe Rich is amazing HD documentary footage of 10 real-life "Chicago Guys" ages 73 to 89. These "guys" found themselves in the same predicament, in real life, in the 1930's, 40's, and 50's, that Joe does today. They form a "Greek Chorus" which inter-cuts with the present day narrative of The Return of Joe Rich. Written by Sam Auster
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Tapioca
Title: Tapioca
Character: Einstein
Released: March 24, 2009
Type: Movie
An insane homeless guy turns the world upside down for a blowhard. Tapioca is a funny, raunchy romp, a quirky, comic tale of redemption starring Broadway legend Ben Vereen (Roots), Tim Kazurinsky (Saturday Night Live), Greg Hollimon (Strangers With Candy) and a crazy cast of Second City veterans.
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I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Title: I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Character: Bill Bjango
Released: April 28, 2006
Type: Movie
Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.
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8 of Diamonds
Title: 8 of Diamonds
Character: Viggio
Released: February 15, 2006
Type: Movie
A diamond heist goes wrong when one of the thieves gets shot during the escape after swallowing a priceless diamond. Deception, blackmail, and murder schemes overshadow the lives of the eight people left chasing the diamond.
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Roll Bounce
Title: Roll Bounce
Character: Car Salesman
Released: September 23, 2005
Type: Movie
In the summer of 1978, a teenager and his group of friends face new challenges when their neighborhood roller-skating rink closes, forcing them to visit a different rink.
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Betaville
Title: Betaville
Character: President XM
Released: April 26, 2005
Type: Movie
An out-of-this-world comedy cast stars in this spaced-out futuristic family comedy. Welcome to Betaville, the world’s most exclusive summer camp, where the world’s leaders send their children. They are the sons and daughters of presidents and kings, with supervisors to care for them and an army to protect them. Meanwhile, in outer space, Planet Z is threatened by the evil forces of Planet 38. Planet Z’s president XM (Tim Kazurinsky) launches a secret plan to trick Planet 38 into attacking Earth instead. A peace-loving emissary from Planet Z recruits the children of Betaville to warn the President (John Astin) about XM’s secret plan.
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Title: Still Standing
Released: September 30, 2002
Type: TV
After 18 years of marriage, high school sweethearts Bill and Judy Miller still make each other laugh and try to keep their marriage intact, even when their family pulls them in different directions. Since Bill has a far more immature approach to marriage and raising their three children than Judy does, they work at striking a balance and remembering why they love each other, quirks and all.
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Title: According to Jim
Character: Salesman
Released: October 3, 2001
Type: TV
According to Jim is an American sitcom television series starring Jim Belushi in the title role as a suburban father of three children. It originally ran on ABC from October 1, 2001 to June 2, 2009.
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Title: According to Jim
Character: Elf
Released: October 3, 2001
Type: TV
According to Jim is an American sitcom television series starring Jim Belushi in the title role as a suburban father of three children. It originally ran on ABC from October 1, 2001 to June 2, 2009.
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Poor White Trash
Title: Poor White Trash
Character: Carlton Rasmeth
Released: December 1, 2000
Type: Movie
Mike and Lenny are two buddies who dream of getting out of the trailer park. Out of desperation they resort to burglary as a means of financing Mike's college education. Their dream is jeopardized one summer day when their ploy to shoplift Near Beer begins a crime spree and a series of mishaps during which they are threatened with jail.
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Title: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Character: Hugh Mellon
Released: October 15, 2000
Type: TV
The off-kilter, unscripted comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can't seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.
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Title: Police Academy: The Series
Character: Arnold Fliegel
Released: September 22, 1997
Type: TV
Police Academy: The Series is a syndicated 1997 television series spin-off from the Police Academy series of films. Michael Winslow was the only actor from the Police Academy films to have a recurring role on the show, although several of the film's cast made occasional guest appearances. The series was written by Paul Maslansky and produced by James Margellos and Gary M. Goodman. Music by Ari Wise and Jim Guttridge
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Plump Fiction
Title: Plump Fiction
Character: Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts
Released: May 1, 1997
Type: Movie
Four stories intersect in this violent film parody. Exterminators dress as hit men and try to protect the wife of their boss, Montello. Meanwhile, the strippers at Montello's strip club, dressed as nuns, attempt to rob him. Tag-team wrestlers steal Montello's briefcase, thinking its contents are valuable. Finally, Bumpkin, running to deliver a script, loses a lot of the pages.
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The Cherokee Kid
Title: The Cherokee Kid
Character: Gaudy Hawker
Released: December 14, 1996
Type: Movie
Isaih Turner didn’t want to be a hero-all he wanted was revenge. Orphaned when both his parents were cruelly murdered by the wealthy and powerful Cyrus Bloomington, the young Isaiah grew up with one air in mind: to find the man who killed his folks and take him down.
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Title: Early Edition
Released: September 28, 1996
Type: TV
Gary Hobson thinks he may even be losing his mind when tomorrow's newspaper mysteriously arrives today giving him a disconcerting look into the future. What will he do with tomorrow's news?
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Shakes the Clown
Title: Shakes the Clown
Character: 1st Party Dad
Released: August 28, 1991
Type: Movie
Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk. Binky, another clown, wins the spot on a local kiddie show, which depresses Shakes even more, and his boss threatens him with unemployment if he can't get his act under control.
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Wedding Band
Title: Wedding Band
Character: Badge Brother #1
Released: March 2, 1990
Type: Movie
A couple who both work at wedding receptions encounter complications when they decide to marry.
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Dinner at Eight
Title: Dinner at Eight
Character: Ed
Released: December 11, 1989
Type: Movie
Society matron Millicent Jordan arranges a dinner party to honor some visiting aristocrat oblivious to the health and financial problems of her husband.
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Title: Married... with Children
Character: Sidney Rimhollow
Released: April 5, 1987
Type: TV
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Title: Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Character: Sweetchuck
Released: April 2, 1987
Type: Movie
A new batch of recruits arrives at Police Academy, this time a group of civilian volunteers who have joined Commandant Lassard's new Citizens on Patrol program. Although the community relations project has strong governmental support, a disgusted Captain Harris is determined to see it fail.
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About Last Night...
Title: About Last Night...
Character: Colin
Released: July 2, 1986
Type: Movie
A man and woman meet and try to have a romantic affair, despite their personal problems and the interference of their disapproving friends.
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Bob Goldthwait -- Don't Watch This Show
Title: Bob Goldthwait -- Don't Watch This Show
Released: May 24, 1986
Type: Movie
The young comedian presents his brand of insanity, featuring stand-up comedy, skits, TV parodies, and gags.
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Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Title: Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Character: Cadet Sweetchuck
Released: March 20, 1986
Type: Movie
When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fair, the two police academies must compete against each other to stay in operation. Mauser persuades two officers in Lassard's academy to better his odds, but things don't quite turn out as expected...
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Tab Lloyd: Investigative Reporter
Title: Tab Lloyd: Investigative Reporter
Released: June 5, 1985
Type: Movie
Spoof comedy.
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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Title: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Character: Merchant
Released: March 28, 1985
Type: Movie
Officer Carey Mahoney and his cohorts have finally graduated from the Police Academy and are about to hit the streets on their first assignment. Question is, are they ready to do battle with a band of graffiti-tagging terrorists? Time will tell, but don't sell short this cheerful band of doltish boys in blue.
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This Wife for Hire
Title: This Wife for Hire
Character: Mel Greenfield, M.D.
Released: March 18, 1985
Type: Movie
A housewife starts a business hiring herself out as a "wife," to provide various domestic services.
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The Princess and the Pea
Title: The Princess and the Pea
Character: The Fool / Museum Guard
Released: April 16, 1984
Type: Movie
A bored prince realizes he would like a wife. His mother searches through all the kingdoms far and wide for a "suitable" princess. In the meantime, a charming and witty young lady, who claims to be a princess, shows up at the castle doorstep with a sprained ankle and is shown hospitality by the prince and his best friend the Fool.
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A Billion for Boris
Title: A Billion for Boris
Character: Bart
Released: January 1, 1984
Type: Movie
In this family-friendly sequel to Freaky Friday, teenaged Boris realizes that his television set is somehow receiving broadcasts from the future, so he starts betting piles of cash on horse races and making himself outrageously rich. Boris is on top of the world...until he discovers that something this good doesn't come without a price.
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Title: Faerie Tale Theatre
Character: Fool / Museum Guard
Released: September 11, 1982
Type: TV
A live-action children's television anthology series retelling popular fairy tales.
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Neighbors
Title: Neighbors
Character: Pa Greavy
Released: December 18, 1981
Type: Movie
One man's quiet suburban life takes a sickening lurch for the worse when a young couple move into the deserted house next door. From the word go it is obvious these are not the quiet professional types who *should* be living in such a nice street. As more and more unbelievable events unfold, our hero starts to question his own sanity... and those of his family.
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Title: Big City Comedy
Released: September 20, 1980
Type: TV
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My Bodyguard
Title: My Bodyguard
Character: Workman
Released: July 11, 1980
Type: Movie
Clifford Peach, an easygoing teenager, is finding less than easy to fit in at his new high school, where a tough-talking bully terrorizes his classmates and extorts their lunch money. Refusing to pay up, Clifford enlist the aid of an overgrown misfit whose mere presence intimidates students and teachers alike. But their "business relationship" soon turns personal as Clifford and the troubled loner forge a winning alliance against their intimidators - and a very special friendship with each other.
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Bill Murray Live from the Second City
Title: Bill Murray Live from the Second City
Character: Self
Released: January 1, 1980
Type: Movie
Bill Murray celebrates Second City Theatre’s 20th birthday and looks back on his own memories (and lack thereof) performing on the famed Chicago stage.
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Title: Saturday Night Live
Character: Self - Various Characters
Released: October 11, 1975
Type: TV
A late-night live television sketch comedy and variety show created by Lorne Michaels. The show's comedy sketches, which parody contemporary culture and politics, are performed by a large and varying cast of repertory and newer cast members. Each episode is hosted by a celebrity guest, who usually delivers an opening monologue and performs in sketches with the cast, and features performances by a musical guest.